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Author: | RV-007 [ Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other things |
Yup, I did. Man, shaving the face can take more time than the head (at most approximately one hour)! I guess this is the guy's beauty parlor salon! Take your time guys, take your time! Learn from me, don't dry shave, it doesn't work that way. Wet shave is messy preparation, but makes more shaving/trimming more efficient. Of course you don't need to shower first, it'll get messy anyways! Remove your clothes before shaving, particularly head. Otherwise, wear a barber cloak. I tried the following detachable blade heads for the following methods THAT MEANS SNAP-OFF/ON, NO SWISS ARMY POCKET KNIFE REQUIRED! Precision Blade Head with a stubble guide (parallel position for both head surface and guide comb, not tip of the point [how stupid of me to realize just that!]); for shaving hair Precision Blade Head without a stubble guide first (use the tip of the point shave the visible facial hair until they are reduced in size; no pressing the flat surface of the blade head to your face, it will eventually burn your face! [DANGER: tip of the point can still be a minor straight razor hazard so be careful]) and Dual-Foil Shaver (Blade) Head second (use your fingers to feel for any hairy prickliness [the more invisible facial hair] to shave off for a smooth finishing touch to your face); for shaving face (but not too hard on pressure! [blade heads can bite!]) THE METHOD BELOW IS NOT FOR SLOPED SIDEBURNS! IF YOU WANT TO LOOK FUCKING SOPHISTICATEDLY BEAUTIFUL, AND NOT BASIC, CHANGE STUBBLE GUIDES AS YOU SHAVE DOWN THE SLOPED SIDEBURN MARKS! OF COURSE, YOU DON'T NEED ANY STUBBLE GUIDES; THE CHOICE IS UP TO YOU! Precision Blade Head without a stubble guide first (use the tip of the point shave down the marked sideburns until the sideburns below the marks are reduced in size; no pressing the flat surface of the blade head will eventually burn your face! [DANGER: tip of the point can still be a minor straight razor hazard so be careful]) and Dual-Foil Shaver (Blade) Head second (to level off the shaved off sideburns to the skin [unless you wanted to level with your regrowing mustache and beard]); for shaving down marked sideburns (but not too hard on pressure! [blade heads can bite!]) For hair trimming, I use the thinest stubble guide comb possible so if I mess it up, lol. So why I make this topic? The news say that the fucking coronavirus shut down plenty of shops ill equipped to fend off the coronavirus. That includes restaurants, bars, sometimes federals, and now barbershops. Barbershops, the place to talk and shit. The place full of hair though, maybe little talk is good. Hair and coronavirus, that could be bad. Hang in dere, boi! --- Coronavirus mask questions? Answer here! Coronavirus security questions? Answer here! [1] Barricades? [2] Optimize Detection Use of Door Handle (Contact) Alarms? [3] Optimize Detection Use of Ranged Motion Sensor Alarms? [4] Countermeasures against Rooftop Trespassing/Ambush? Context gets its own post due to its high level of concealability/danger. INCOMPLETE! [5] Impediment/Countermeasures against Surfacing Trespassing/Navigation? Optimize Detection Use of Surface (Contact) Alarms? [6] Consideration of Practices against Loitering, Soliciting, and other Pretenses on a General Level? [7] Consideration of Practices in Fraud Alert, Lockbox, and Safe Management? [8 9] Social groups? Coronavirus commerce questions? [1] Time Limit: Budget/Safe Method in Virtual and Physical Transitions of Parcel Returns with Online Retail? Non-coronavirus health questions? [1] The Overlooked Belly Button Infection Problem? Slow your Row, Bro! [2] Ice cream as breakfast milk alternative for cereal? I dunno! Research of (healthy and cost effective) ice cream as breakfast milk alternative for cereal in progress. [3] Makeshift skincare of extremities during frostbiting periods. May involve risks of detrimental to health. CAUTION IS ADVISED. [4] Hypothesis of cough drops for the coronavirus era. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! |
Oh, and don't panic when the haircut need arises. Doing so might lead you to shave with your upper garments on. Otherwise, you need some barber cloak. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! |
I decided to put up a coronavirus media reference for kicks, lol. RV-007 wrote: InVoca / by Raúl Irabién - Coronavirus Rhapsody (based on Bohemian Rhapsody) - Covid19 Link |
Author: | Odin Anarki [ Thu May 07, 2020 10:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! |
Fuck cutting hair |
Author: | RV-007 [ Fri May 08, 2020 11:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! |
Judging from ye avatar, it implies of the summer season. Then you are given the option of frozen ice cream (the tub size). Should chill out any dehydrated spots steaming from your head. Liquid works, but ice is forevers. --- Oh, and try not to touch the blood clot of your nose, it can bleed out profusely. Cold bath is momentary relief. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Mon May 18, 2020 7:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! |
Okay, serious makeshift ghetto shit. You can make your own coronavirus bandanna/scarf mask. And yes, it's also a workaround from the crimping of your fucking nose. It's not the normal bandanna tie and it's a (bit) more comfortable than that. HOWEVER, YOU DON'T GET THOSE EAR DWEEB MASKS THAT NERDS OUT YOUR FUCKING EARS! DON'T BE A EAR DWEEB, RESPECT WHAT GOD HAS GIVEN YOU, GIRL! DO THE DIY MASK THE RIGHT WAY! But first, you need something called a 1/4" inch white braided 'elastic (notion)'. It is exclusively called by the textile industry jargon that way. Hey, it's a common cottage industry too, right? Measurement must be 1/4" inch. 1/8" inch might be too thin, might snap. Yes, design must be braided. Knit is too sensitive for our masks. Something of a stretch, but yeah. Listen to what yo mama told you! 1. Okay, with your banana, fold into a rectangle half. 2. Unrolling the elastic yard/bundle/roll/bobbin, measure up to the length of the rectangle half. Cut off the portion. 3. Wrapping the notion around your head, with the ends in front of your face, stretch and recline the string by finger measurements (you human, not a mass manufactured standard product). The inclination shows you how tight the string will choke you. The perfect fit is a good snug at the start. That be your knot position. 4. Pinning down the knot position, remove the string from your head. Realign your string by a folded half. Holding down the knot position, tie with the ends. Then, lead the ends to the other side of held knot position. Tie with the ends from that side. You should have a elastic loop that fits your face. 5. Unfolding your bandanna fold, insert half of it within the loop. Then, fold the halves and measure up to ensure that the loop is around the half of the bandanna. Then, like a curtain, spread the folded bandanna half all over the loop like it was a curtain rod. Just in case, for your informational purposes, the middle of the bandanna mask is the front of head. While the corners is the back of head. Your mask should be set down in a (diamond-shaped) quarter fold for ease of use. 6. Now, you can dress and undress your all so comfortable bandanna mask like a Arabic dancer! Use a transparent scarf, and you be closer as a concubine, or even, a consort! 7. Hahaha! But seriously, we're not done yet! Tie the two bandanna corners of both right or left side (entwined by corner), (tightly enough) together, behind the head. You get two bandanna knots by the time you're done. Use a mirror for both tying and untying, if you must. Lift the band just below the ears and eyes. The front should be horizontally aligned between the nose and cheeks, all line segments below the eyes. You might get some slipping under, but stopping above the nose tip. Just don't turn your head up or else the band might slip over the nose. I hope it doesn't slip under the chin. The back side flaps from the corner knot tie can be a unwanted air current. Just fold the flaps over the elastic knot position (as far as possible). You can (easily) realign the front position of mask should there be any mishaps. Just touch the elastic knot position behind head, and line up for the sides and front line segments for realignment. Remember to deal with the corner knot tie flaps side effect should it occur. Should your elastic go loose, you can loop the elastic knot around the two tied bandanna knots and give a snug pull from the held two tied bandanna knots. Your elastic should be wrapped tight enough about your face. If still loose, repeat the looping instructions again until desired results. If the elastic is loose beyond this operation, it's time to get a new elastic. Now, you are corona ready and ready for Arabic action! For some filter protection, when the need arises, you can fold a half of a paper towel over the loop, under the scarf. Then, removing the paper towel from the scarf, you fold from the folded line, down to 0.5 inch. The second folded line is where you hang the paper towel fold over the loop, under the scarf. Then, for good measure to hold the elastic in the middle, fold down the fold to another 0.5 inch (your filter loses its filtering power this way, but the top of the morning is important as it can be uncovered). This is supposed to address any (vertical) alignment mishap due to rolling/unrolling the mask. You might be working on some layer adjustment, but it should work. Right now, I am testing this theory. Obviously, you breathe less, but clean air is always better. Oh, if you're ever hot with the mask or filter, you can wet the mask (preferably with clean water) in the specified areas. --- In terms of maintenance, the paper towel filters should last for about a week (UNDER TESTING ATM!). If it doesn't suffice, then go ahead and change daily. Paper towels are disposables. As for washing, you wash the remaining mask materials after one week of use. Yes, even the elastic is washed. Make sure to wash your laundry basket after initiating laundry washing. FACIAL CLOTHING IS FUCKING SENSITIVE, PARTICULARLY OF YOUR OWN HEALTH SO USE YOUR SENSIBILITIES! To hang them dry, hang the scarves and elastics on their respective hangars (elastics to hang over the hooks or just the head). The drying environment must be indoors within the bedroom (or somewhere with less odors as possible), particularly hanged over the rims of both front and rear fan guards on the utmost bottom angle (protective guards of a electric fan). Outdoors and the kitchen can emit more lingering scents so it has to be the bedroom (or somewhere with less odors as possible). Do take care to prevent the stench from infecting the bandannas/scarves (ALSO UNDER TESTING ATM). In case of undesired breathable levels due to various conditions, I suggest to use a electric fan to disperse the particle pollutants (on both sides). Now that should be easy enough! I also heard that there are other uses for bandannas/scarves, like using them to make a bikini! Complexity of designs vary. Oh, for the supplies for the bandanna/scarf mask material, I suggest to look into the local sporting goods department store (specializes in outdoors equipment [or order online {I would go for the white gold metallic, white traditional, Note that it's a makeshift. I can buy those corona filter masks with 'around the head elastic straps', but it be a while before I can research for a (steady) supply chain. At the moment, I am hoping that my masks can hold up to an utmost optimum. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Wed Jul 01, 2020 11:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other th |
It all good! ;P EDIT: December 31, 2021 Well, fuck! I guess that even 4chan archive auto deletes too! Well, fuck 4chan! You fail it! You can't trust those fucking js too, they do site acquisitions and spam churn the content into a meaningless void. Well, every dog has its fucking days! WELCOME BACK, CORONA CHAN, IN TRUE GLORY!!! LET'S CELEBRATE FOR THE END OF THE OLD YEAR AND THE BEGINNING OF THE NEW! No spoilers coverage! |
Author: | RV-007 [ Fri Oct 09, 2020 5:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other th |
Alrite! This is it, muthafucker! This is when the SHIT HITS THE FAN happens! Nevermind the fucking coronavirus itself, the tax is the start of the funeral! Back in a joke post, I mentioned that the tax is a reaping, or just pushing the poverty/impoverished into desperation situation. It's like a zombie apocalypse because of the added coronavirus. I guess those gun nuts were gonna be rite after all! It's time to furnish up your heaters! Voting? Voting won't save you. Hmmm... I think it's time to start prepping... 2 Pac - Fight!!! . . . Well, there's different culture stuff too, I guess. Waiting the sunrise Weight of the world Alright. Oh... And the holidays? They add as bait! Tax + bait == (supplies under pressure)^2; even acts as zombie motives It's truly nature's seasonal cycle at work, amazing! |
Author: | RV-007 [ Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other th |
Alright, now you know the drill (and maybe tunes [maybe not]). It's time to ready for the upheaval, the incoming acts of violence, and even incitement/speech that causes imminent lawless action. Prepare for the... just prepare! |
Author: | RV-007 [ Sat Oct 24, 2020 8:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other th |
I know it's the longest days, but I think there's still something to be done. Just a thought. People generally say that it's a good idea to put on the spotlights on night like a prison compound on night. While it has the potential to be a good anti-ambush deterrence strategy, with the coronavirus shake and bake, having the lights on may not always be a good thing. Because of the tuff halt, people (as in fucking night prowlers) will notice that whoever that let the lights on (during the crisis), may think that there is support for the service. If they're fucking desperate enough, they might attempt burglary, or even, worse, home invasion. There are also other defense methods and devices such as internal sliding window/door locks/blocks for windows w/o security bars (I think it's still a good damn thing [over security bars, especially the ones with emergency exit devices {more like emergency entry devices!!!; oh, and windows close to enclosed doors, just in case there's a trick to undo the lock}; remember to lock up your sliding windows AND SLIDING DOORS {be sure to carry the door lock part(s), if possible, with you} before heading out, bath, or deep sleep {just any activity that may consistently distract you from observance and monitoring}!; just don't use the pliers or overturn screwing in, you don't want to start a sensitive smoldering operation now {after service of drilled hole resistance ((for a extended period of nonattendance))} do we? {I need to write this down into my notes ((if you got swing windows/doors, you may [[and that means it's not a recommendation, but it's for sure available given its lack of secure accessibility functions]] need to use two proper Cited Reference here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burglary# ... t_burglars Oh, and one more thing, it's about the window covering (makeshift) alternatives. I know it's going to be suffocating, but a solid curtain completely blocking the window view will do some wonders to prevent peering. For non-allergic alternative, I would try settling for a vertical blind or roller shade (they must be solid, not transparent). If the fucking allergy is (still) too much, I suggest to use some printer paper (you want to be as unbiased and objective as possible) and pressure-sensitive tape to cover the window. They are very good for blocking rooms that showcase potentially intimate areas (if you think a window covering be good enough for a emergency exit device, you're way fucking wrong; all is needed is to see that there's a fire escape device on the outside, then by chance, regardless of the window covering, to attempt burglary in some fashion; because of this potential scenario, you still need the internal sliding window/door locks/blocks; if you happened to see that your window covering is not so covering in the slats [like they are not folding completely], you might need another window covering because it could [or could not] be evidence to burglary or just overuse; this paper and tape method is a good makeshift until you get a working window covering that can completely block window view applied [internal sliding window/door locks/blocks still required]). The downside is that now you can't see the outside from the inside, but so is vice versa. To apply cover, most paper must be over/under the window frame by vertical position. The sequential order is side to center. The start is top row corner to top row center, then row after row except for the very bottom (must also be over/under the window frame). At the bottom, the paper's horizontal position will take place as cover. The remaining open window space can be cover with a portion of paper and tape. As for taping instructions, tape must stick to either top corner or as close as possible. Tape must stick to the top corner closest to the center. Paper touching the center will need tape over center if it overlaps the window center frame. Finally, apply tape to remaining flapping top corners for good measure. Now, I know that it's not a everyday thing, but the coronavirus made potential burglaries more rampant so I apologize for this risky solution. I hope you don't mind the dust collecting. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Sun Oct 25, 2020 5:19 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other th |
I can't believe I am posting another one, but it probably is the very first perimeter of defense before anything else. FLASH UPDATE? I been In the fucking olden days, from cavemen to pirates, there are set laws, rules, and guidelines in how the men go about in the company. They just don't say it's all fine and handy dandy, you know? Simply put, all I can say is that to be careful, even if you are within a group. --- AND DON'T BE SURROUNDED BY A PROBABILITY OF A BAD OUTCOME! IT WOULD BE A LIKELY GUARANTEE IF TRUE!!! |
Author: | RV-007 [ Tue Oct 27, 2020 10:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other th |
I didn't want to address this, but it becomes VERY VERY obvious at the moment. --- Speaking of prepping. Something I hate about the current situation. Maybe, it's just a scare tactic, a money scheme, but for sure, it's a good enough excuse to eat up the shit!!! It's fucked up, it's totally fucked up! Why not help in the production and supplementation, rather than consume, you know? If I am prepping, it's to actually outprep the motherfuckers! Yeah! For instance, during the chaos, the crisis, you decided to go on buy something for a very good reason. You find out that crazy preppers go mall shopping mode like it was 'everything must go' sale. It's like they JUST WANTED TO, NOT NEEDED TO, go on a shopping spree, you know? |
Author: | RV-007 [ Thu Nov 05, 2020 8:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other th |
Well, eventually, I will tire of prepping. How about something fun? Like... recording the protests, rioting, and looting live? Come on man, get real bro, get with the times! Get with your times! Like JP Sears, you know? Why JP Sears is CANCELLED! Link or more like this Link Hey, somebody's got to do it! It's a job that needs fulfilling. Maybe I should get a straight razor and classic barber kit sometimes. If there ever is a electric blackout for obvious reasons, at least I can shave without electricity. Can you imagine life without electricity? At least retain the old skool electric sources around? Gas? Diesel engine? Steampunk? I wonder what cars are still available? I hope it's vintage. No horses please. I might need some barber skills should I get recording with limited electric sources and shit like that. After all, it's probably better to see for yourself. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other th |
Fuck, sometimes, those coronavirus whatevers put up with too many meds. Soon enough, it depletes or something? Anyways, to deal with the overload side effects, we need some vitamin C! To detoxify, a submersion in bath might do. Swigful might be needed afterwards. I dunno how often so yeah. Stay healthy and stay natural. Meds can only get so far. |
Author: | RV-007 [ Thu Nov 26, 2020 6:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Coronavirus or not, I shaved my own head! Among other th |
Just a thought. What if, the coronavirus is a part of a bigger conspiracy for the japanese technocrats to garner control all over the world? Be weak like me! Weird, huh? |
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