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tell a story thread
Tell a story. no matter how boring.
Today I made coffee. It was funny since I poured water into the back, but I turned the thing on thinking I already loaded coffee into it. I had to wait until the water was finished driping. Then I loaded it with coffee, poured water into it and then I flipped the switch. Waited for it to drip and then I enjoyed a pot of coffee. Sometimes for some reason I do things and I miss steps when I'm tired or upset.
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Re: tell a story thread
And nobody replied to this forum, because they are jewish.
And today I woke up and had a can of cola for breakfast. And then I took a shower and brush my teeth.
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Re: tell a story thread
I hunger. My hunger has been raging for hours. No food. Don't want to speak to anyone, going anywhere with people outside question. MY HUNGER ENRAGES ME.
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Re: tell a story thread
Eat yourself.
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Re: tell a story thread
Couple troubles at 9 P.M.
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Re: tell a story thread
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Re: tell a story thread
right now i really need to go to bed
the end
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Re: tell a story thread
Once upon a time, there was a fuck.
One day it left.
The End.
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There's something inside you, it's hard to explain. They're talking about you, boy. But you're still the same.
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Re: tell a story thread
「H A N Z O」 wrote: There's something inside you, it's hard to explain. They're talking about you, boy. But you're still the same. Once upon a time, there was once a Hanzo. One day, he killed the monkey. In order to cover up this gruesome murder, he stole the Auschwitz Signboard. And he lived happily ever after. The end.
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14/88
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Re: tell a story thread
I should have added nomysheepisdead.swf
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That would have made the story so much more glorious.
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nomyswfisdead.swf
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