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Skyling
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Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
A typical nice guy refers to the poor bastard that's stuck in the friend zone. Allow me to elaborate.
Her boyfriend made out with the school slut. She (let's call her, Ashley. Yeah, Ashley.) is upset about this. They were dating for a month, and he said he loved her, how could he do this to her? At about 2 in the morning she calls this "Nice Guy" (lets call him Tim. Yeah, Tim.) and cries about her unfaithful boyfriend. He consoles her and offers to go with her to the mall so they can talk it out.
They go to the mall, he waits outside the dressing room for an hour while she tries on and comes out and asks him "Does this outfit make me look fat?" and of course he always has the perfect response for each stereotypical question. He buys her lunch, and they sit down and talk about her douchebag never-will-talk-to-him-again boyfriend. She goes on about how Tim is "such a nice guy, and so sweet to her" and right before he opens his mouth to inquire about taking their relationship a step further, she receives a text message from the douchebag apologizing and wanting to get back together. She pisses herself with excitement and suddenly douchebag is once again, the love of her life.
Of course she will still end up calling Tim almost every night to bitch about the douchebag and how he likes to flirt with other girls, leave her at the mall when she does not come out on time and try to feel her up in public. But he's such a nice guy, and she just wants to stay friends with him because she doesn't want to "ruin anything".
So here is Skyling, dating a douchebag who calls her a whore because she smoked a cigarette, constantly trying to cyber with her, and if she doesn't he bitches about how she doesn't love him and what the hell ever. When she does (and god he was sick), he told her she was only dating him for teh secks (What secks? Teh secks we never had? Oh yeah, that was some great non-existent secks.)
Skyling met your typical nice guy. Walked across four lanes of traffic just to see her every weekend, cooked her lunch, helped clean her house and listened to her bitch about her boyfriend while at the same time texting him "I love you baby." He spent more time with her then her boyfriend did. After the last time she broke up with him (which was probably the 7th time) she figured, "Well, he's a nice guy, and I don't think he's gay. So hell." One day she told him that he was her boyfriend now and they have been together 4 months and it is the best relationship she's ever had.
SO IN SHORT LADIES. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO DATING THE NICE GUY. THE SEX IS WAY BETTER, I'M TELLING YOU, MOST OF THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN WITH LITTLE TO NO WOMEN, YOU WON'T HAVE TO RETRAIN IF ANY AT ALL. AND THEY'LL DO PRETTY MUCH WHATEVER YOU WANT FOR THEM IN BED AS LONG AS THEIR GENITALIA IS STILL INTACT AFTERWARDS! Oh and the love and whatever.
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Pfft friendzone. Don't mention that word to me.
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Hahahaha.
Shock got Friendzoned by every female he ever approached.
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Nice.
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Long story short. This nice guy wont be getting much if any attention specially from her. Now if he hit her a few times things would be different. Why must you women be like that?
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
RebelMan6 wrote: Pfft friendzone. Don't mention that word to me. I think I have a house in the friend zone... Skyling, your inspirational rant has inspired me with inspiration, but don't you think it would be a bit more appropriate on a forum with actual girls? Jus' sayin'
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Or a forum with girls who haven't found their nice guy, I suppose. Or she's just trying to let you nice guys out there know that there IS some hope for you. You just gotta find the right girl.
But I agree. Nice guys are amazingly awesome <3.
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
What?! ED lies?!?!!? IMPOSSIBLE.
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Yea, being the nice guy doesn't work.
That's why I try to Kill Rosie every day, keeps things exciting and dangerous, girls like that. Also the best break up move, so the rest of you know. Very clean break away. No hard feelings, no messy and awkward conversations or chance meetings or exchanges or whatever, not psychotic following or whatever, no nasty rumors later. Yep, killing off the girlfriend is the way to go.
I told Rosie a long time ago that if I would never dump her, I'd simply kill her, so this is nothing new.
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Thats scary...
Mr. Nice Guys are bitches. FUCK YOU MR NICE GUY YOU NEVER COME AROUND FOR ME :'(
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Nice guy? I'm still "that weird guy".
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Stop bashing the nice guys you're making me cry.
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Heh Heh Heh ... I enjoy My Nice Guy... Strong Hands and he kicks ass too... I mentioned him in that poll about the most popular username I think it was... voted Hanzo cause I have a friend nicknamed Hanzo and he's my "Nice Guy" ... ;3
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
n0th1n wrote: Yea, being the nice guy doesn't work.
That's why I try to Kill Rosie every day, keeps things exciting and dangerous, girls like that. Also the best break up move, so the rest of you know. Very clean break away. No hard feelings, no messy and awkward conversations or chance meetings or exchanges or whatever, not psychotic following or whatever, no nasty rumors later. Yep, killing off the girlfriend is the way to go.
I told Rosie a long time ago that if I would never dump her, I'd simply kill her, so this is nothing new. Well if you want to get into this, then kill off all your exes too. Or did you fail when you tried? Hm? ...And you're going first. I know where you live.
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Re: Let me talk to you about a creature called the "Nice Guy".
Use melee weapons so you can fight Soul Calibur style and ofcourse the "ring out" rule is in play.
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