Dark Jester
Level 19
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Joined: Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:34 pm |
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Killa's Bitch
We begin our story inside the state mental institution where our hero was admitted. He's only got four months of treatment left...we join him now, as he frantically tries to reach his girlfriend, Rebecca...
I been callin', She ain't pickin' up the phone. It's been two weeks now, She ain't been home.
I hang on the line And just let it ring. It suddenly picked up And I heard some things.
Sounds like fuckin' Everything shook. They somehow fucked The phone off the hook. I could hear my bitch: (Uuuhhhohhhh put it in my ass! Oh Rick! Hang it up, fast!)
I'll be out in four months, Free to go. But that's to long To let this grow.
I'm out the window. I scaled the roof, Dodgin search lights And doctor's suits.
Through the yard And over the fence, Fuckin' razor-wire Ripped my pants!
Through the river, Up the overpass. Rebecca?! I'MA KILL YO ASS!
Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!) Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!) And all the other patients said! Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!) Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!)
We join our hero, still in his patient's pajamas, hiding outside of Rebecca's house in the bushes. He plans to kill her...but he hasn't had any sex himself...in over three years.
I looked through with window, There's Rebecca, Standin' there talkin' With that fuckin' pecka.
He's about to leave, He slapped her ass. Out the front door, He walked right past me.
I coulda killed him, But then I couldn't. He was just gettin' some neden, Who wouldn't?
She's the bitch-slut That sold me dry! I walk right in, Arms opened wide.
"Rebecca? I'm out four months early! What up with some of that Beaver-squirrely?"
We fucked on the couch, She said ouch. I threw my nuts In her neden pouch.
She smiled, Said she's glad I'm home. And could I excuse her To use the phone.
She was quick To wanna warn Rick the Dick But couldn't... Cause her throat got slit!
Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!) Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!) And all the other patients said! Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!) Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!)
Returning from the store, Rebecca's lover is pulling up in the driveway. Our hero is inside, fixing himself a ham and bologna sandwich over her dead body. Dodging the headlights...he moves quickly...
Oh fuck! Rick's back With a pack of rubbers! I'm in the kitchen All in the cupboards!
I move, crawl quickly On my hands and knees. I locked the dead-bolt, But he had keys.
I took a deep breath Behind the door. I coulda killed him again, But I sped him once more.
He was scratchin' A lotto ticket. The whole time my blade's out Ready to stick it.
I was out the front door Before he found her dead, I ran my ass off And stole a moped.
All the way back To the overpass. Into the river, Across the grass.
I cleared the yard, But this time it was hard. Damn barbed wire Almost left me scarred!
Through the window, And back in bed. In time for breakfast And mornin' meds.
Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!) Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!) And all my locked up homies said! Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!) Go Shaggs! Go Shaggy go! Go! (Go!) Go! (Go!)
So there you have it, our hero is back safe and sound in his bed. Sporting flip-flops and a hospital gown with his ass hanging out. As luck would have it, Rick the Dick was arrested and convicted for Rebecca's murder, and was sent to death row. Living proof that fucking with a killer's bitch can fuck everybody up in the long run. Don't do it man...keep your dumb dick in your pants. You're better off beatin' off...especially fuckin' with my bitch. Fuck around, and they'll find bullet holes in your forehead.
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