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 What version of Jesus would you prefer to sexually assualt. 

What version of Jesus would you prefer to sexually arouse yourself with.
Baby Jesus 25%  25%  [ 1 ]
Kid Jesus 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Middle Aged Jesus 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Cross Jesus(While he's on the cross) 25%  25%  [ 1 ]
Dead Jesus 25%  25%  [ 1 ]
Zombie Jesus 25%  25%  [ 1 ]
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 What version of Jesus would you prefer to sexually assualt. 
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My vote is for other: Waffle Jesus, as seen in The Simpsons.

Mmmmmm....Sacrilicious.....

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lol, Secular Humanists :)

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Post Re: What version of Jesus would you prefer to sexually assualt.
I voted vor the just died jesus, because it is not that necropholic when the corpse is still warm.
And of course the additionaly holes,
one is never enough!!!


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I voted vor the just died jesus, because it is not that necropholic when the corpse is still warm.
And of course the additionaly holes,
one is never enough!!!

Have fun not getting your dick stuck in his stone hard body during rigor mortis.

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Lime wrote:
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS TOPIC!

OH, BUT IT DOES!

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Secular Humanists would be against Sexual Assault, PKB.

This is more like a Nihilist topic.

and I chose Cross Jesus. Add to the suffering.

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