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Post Retarded people at work... literally
Okay, so I'm at work yesterday.

All of a sudden, I smell this overpowering aroma of shit. Not something that smells like shit, I mean shit.

So, looking around... I notice this girl walk up to my register... with brown running down her leg

She hands me some lunchable shit... and 4 dollars. I instantly notice that there is shit on her hands... and on the money... right after I had grabbed it.

I am then gifted with this line

"I had an accident... I had diareah!"

After she left, I realized she had left a trail all around the store.

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For fuck's sake, I hope you did NOT eat whatever she gave you.

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So I'm guessing you're not THAT into shit.

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Okay, so I'm at work yesterday.

All of a sudden, I smell this overpowering aroma of shit. Not something that smells like shit, I mean shit.

So, looking around... I notice this girl walk up to my register... with brown running down her leg

She hands me some lunchable shit... and 4 dollars. I instantly notice that there is shit on her hands... and on the money... right after I had grabbed it.

I am then gifted with this line

"I had an accident... I had diareah!"

After she left, I realized she had left a trail all around the store.


Don't you work at Circuit City or something?

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Post Re: Retarded people at work... literally
no circuit city went out of business. . .he works somewhere else nao. :3


and lol, that story gets funnier every tiem. ;D

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Bwahahahaha, my faith in humanity has been simultaneously restored and destroyed!


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Post Re: Retarded people at work... literally
Interesting... I once had a guy preach to me about Jesus while working in the John Paul II Cultural Center. He wasn't even saying my belief in Jesus was wrong or anything, he was just telling me about Jesus and the Bible and stuff...

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Interesting... I once had a guy preach to me about Jesus while working in the John Paul II Cultural Center. He wasn't even saying my belief in Jesus was wrong or anything, he was just telling me about Jesus and the Bible and stuff...

Maybe he just sought a friend?

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I still see the poop running down her legs :(

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I still see the poop running down her legs :(

Once again, if you somehow manage to channel that negative feeling about shit smothered all over things into something less disgusting, you might get a fetish out of this.

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No no, just gonna be scarred.

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