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As I'm sure many of you know, Signs was a terrible movie. The plot made little to no sense, but all the same I fucking liked that movie. Acknowledging it's failure, I resolved to fix the ending a bit, and I think I've got something.
They're not aliens, they're demons. First of all, it's stupid to think that aliens would invade a planet made up mostly of water when it's so harmful to them. But! If they were demons, then their weakness wouldn't be water but rather HOLY water. Think about it. The radio explains how an "unconventional" method of killing the creatures was discovered in Jerusalem (religious center of the world) and it's not until Mel Gibson gets his faith back does he actually manage to kill anything (priest).
Being demons would also explain all the random running around and scaring dogs crap that they pull, because what quasi-intelligent space faring species would waste their time doing that? Makes sense if they're just unholy abominations from Hell. Not that much more sense, but still...
There. Fucking M. Night Shamalama, I fixed your movie. It's better.
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