Hell-O & Whalecum to the 86th edition of HSN!
- SummerSlam has just concluded and what a show! Jinder Mahal, AJ Styles, and Brock Lesnar all retained their titles. However, Seth Rollins and Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose won the RAW Tag-Team Belts from Sheamus and Cesaro, The Usos won the SmackDown Tag-Team Belts from The New Day, Sasha Banks won the RAW Women's Championship from Alexa "Dat Ass" Bliss, and Natalya won the Smackdown Women's Championship from Naomi.
However, it wasn't all sunshine and rainbows, Baron Corbin lost Aka CENA WINS, LOL! As well as Rusev being buried by Randy Orton. The last match was the highlight, although Lesnar won, Strowman beat the fucking shit outta him! So that's good!
- The P-P-P-POWERBALL jackpot rises to $650 Million, making it the 2nd largest Jackpot in history... HOLY FUCK!!! I COULD RETIRE OFF THAT SHIT!!!! WE COULD MAKE FORKHEADS A MEDIA GIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- There is now a petition out there that demands to replace the Confederate Statue with a Statue of Missy Elliot... Let's all point and laugh! (No Racist)
- Tomorrow is the Solar Eclipse! WATCH MISS IT OR SOME SHIT!!!
- Comedy Legend, Jerry Lewis has passed away at 91. Lewis, along side Dean Martin, are considered of the greatest Comedy Duo's of all time, with classics like “My Friend Irma,” “At War With The Army,” and “Scared Stiff.” They would split up with Lewis making other classics such as "The Nutty Professor". Lewis's cause of death is unknown at the moment. May he Rest In Peace!
- Finally, Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, calls for ban on use of killer robots... Wait, WHAT?! Yes, this shit is real, folks! He joined 116 specialists from 26 countries in a letter to ban the use of autonomous weapons that could cause the "third revolution in warfare." The letter in question reads, "Once developed, lethal autonomous weapons will permit armed conflict to be fought at a scale greater than ever, and at timescales faster than humans can comprehend. These can be weapons of terror, weapons that despots and terrorists use against innocent populations, and weapons hacked to behave in undesirable ways.
"We do not have long to act. Once this Pandora's box is opened, it will be hard to close."
This is in response to the UN voting on formal discussions to adding AI to Drones, Tanks, and Automated Machine Guns.
Tl;dr It's the Terminator come to life... We're FUCKED
This is the madassgamer and I'm gonna find a way to travel through time and prevent this shit from happening!