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Post Got a good question for PKB.
Commander Shepard vs Master Chief in an all-out death match.......who's the victor? :twisted

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
Gonna have to go with Master Chief. They're both serious bad asses... but Master Chief has a super suit, a super AI, modified body, modified mind... and was trained from age 5.

Gotta go with the guy who was designed to be near invulnrable from childhood :P

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
Ahhhh but Shepard's got Biotic and Tech abilities......and a gun that shoots black holes, and if not using the pre-order bonus super gun, you get the Cain heavy weapon that basically fires nukes. But beyond having a gun that could crush MC into a singularity and a portable nuke launcher, his biotics and tech abilities alone make my vote go for Shepard. :P

That's not to say that I think MC's a pussy, as you said: he was designed to be the ultimate warrior. But I think Shepard's good ol' fashioned home-grown human abilities would be enough to take him.

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
Don't know... Sheppard never blue up a carrier on a fly by :P

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
To add onto that.

I mean, Master Chief has been spaced how many times? Never got his ass killed.

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
Yeah...because he's not really human. :P

And as for blowing up a carrier on a fly-by, you've forced me to bring up a rather large spoiler for the sake of this argument. I'll make a space in case you don't wanna see it, but it pretty much 1-ups blowing up a carrier.
On a side note, having beaten the game I've loaded up one of my ME 1 female characters. I'm guessing you can dyke out with Jack..........and apparently Yeoman Kelly, your secretary o.o, which is pretty odd considering the events towards the end of the game. Still though, I gotta say Miranda's the hottest chick in that game. God, she's just poured into that tight suit, showing off her ass and half-camel toe. Not to mention her breasts seem bigger than the other female characters, guess it comes with being genetically modified. You just KNOW her daddy was wanting to fuck her senseless. :P
Anyways: main boss spoiler below:












































































































































You kill a fucking Reaper with your gun. :P

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
Yes, but not while falling through space :P

Personally, I have the hots for Jack. I love me a bad ass woman... especialy if she can destroy an entire space station with her fucking mind.

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
And yet Violet scared you away. :P

My only count against Jack is that I wish she had hair...I'm not big on the Aliens 3 haircut :P

I really wish you could bang Samara, what with all that Asari cleavage hangin' out and all. But even if you could I'd imagine she'd kill you afterwords for performing the "dirty deed". But speaking of inuendos, I couldn't believe how many sex jokes they crammed into this game.

As for MC, yeah, it was impressive, but Carriers can be destroyed by other means...Shepard killed a fucking Reaper with a gun.

But regardless of each of their glorious accomplishments, the fact remains that Shepard's got biotics and/or tech abilities. MC has guns and sticky bombs. I'll take the ability to lift MC off his feet then blast him off a cliff. Or he could simply AI Hack the little cum-slut in MC's head, I'm sure that would prove interesting. But if neither of those convince you, he could just do it the cheap way and use Master Stasis to freeze MC then shoot the shit outta him :P

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
Master Chief has shields, and Biotics don't work on shielded folk, remember?

And Cortana is unhackable... as found out in the books. Only Gravemind can fuck with her.

And let's not forget the Reaver was unfinished, had no armor, and giant easy to shoot eyes :P

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
Overload the shields, warp the armor, then MC's fucked.

Or just use Armor Piercing rounds to bypass MC's defenses all together. :P

But if all else fails, you still can't account for the trump card: a gun that shoots out black holes. Pretty sure that'd leave MC proper fucked. :twisted

Don't know if you pre-ordered and thus got the Black Storm heavy weapon, but in case you didn't, I'll tell you that even if the enemy isn't near the impact area, if the "bullet" even passes by them they get dragged into it until it impacts, does its whole black hole thing, then explodes.

With out a doubt it'd be an epic fight, but I still think Shepard has MC outclassed with his biotics and tech abilities, and outgunned due to the Black Storm. As for "regular" weapons, I will admit that MC has the vastly superior arsenal when including all human and covenant weapons. But for fuck's sake, a well placed Black Storm shot would destroy an entire squad of SPARTANs. :P

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
I meant to pre-order... didn't.

I ended up using the collector rifle the whole way through.

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
That beam cannon was pretty fucking sweet. I liked the mini-nuke the one time I used it for the "kill people with 5 heavy weapons" achievement, just didn't like the fact that you can't shoot it unless you're at 100%.

:P But yeah, you missed out on the Black Storm...hand held chaos cannon o' death and buhtseckz. Really it was the only reason I decided to bother with pre-ordering, I really didn't even care about the armor. Didn't the armor that much because you can't take the helmet off and I enjoy seeing my character's face during conversations. It did look wicked, though, like a cross between Boba Fett and Darth Vader with just a splash of Darth Maul. No cape...but come to think of it a black cape on that armor WOULD make it look fucking awesome.

Since I know you don't have TV, here's the Game Stop pre-order commercial, where you get to see both the armor and the gun.
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDwKH-n8RHs[/video]

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
Apparently I missed out :(

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
Heh heh, that's one hell of a trump card. :P

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Post Re: Got a good question for PKB.
That being said, it isn't his standard equipment and must assume he doesn't have it :)

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