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cluelessfurball
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Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
I'm posting this to spam because I'm not sure if it's serious enough for tutorials forum. DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THE TIPS IN THIS TUTORIAL. THIS IS MENT TO BE FOLLOWED IN REVERSE. Idiot security: *********************************************************************** Use the same password everywhere. Why bother having unique passwords, use the same password everywhere with everything and make it easy to guess Use internet explorer. Because you're too cool to run firefox. disable the firewall on your pc Leave MSN on all day and all night. open up every single email attachment. open every file from people you dont know,cause you never know it might be something cool! let other people login to your account and pose as you. Idiot socializing on the internet: *************************************** say stupid things on purpose to lead people into believing you're really stupid. lie about your age. if someone asks for your photo, send them one of someone else. lie about your gender and then lie about it again so people really are confused Feel free to add to this.
_________________ "Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." -George Orwell
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XeonpZycho
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
Press on banners that say things like "You've won 5'000'000$! Click here to collect".
If someone asks for your bank information so that they can transfer monies, give it to them! Don't forget the passwords!! :D
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
Flawed, just like you.
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Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:32 am |
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
internet exploder: its like having unprotected sex with an african hooker
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:41 am |
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Pantsman
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
YOU LIVE!
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Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:12 am |
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NexX
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
AND BECOME STRONGER.
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Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:36 am |
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Pantsman
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
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Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:24 am |
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ReinaHarden
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
Why do you smell fried chicken?
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Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:35 am |
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XeonpZycho
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
Because the fried chicken crossed the road? :D
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Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:38 pm |
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
ReinaHarden wrote: Why do you smell fried chicken? because you wont reveal your tits . . . . . . . selfish cunt. . . . .
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 8:42 am |
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Pantsman
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
The tits are 3000FH$
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:18 am |
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
who do i pay the FH$ to?
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:26 am |
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ReinaHarden
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Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
Depends on whose tits you want to see. If they're mine then you pay me if they're someone other than me and I say are mine... me =3.
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Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:04 am |
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