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Post Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
I'm posting this to spam because I'm not sure if it's serious enough for tutorials forum.

DISCLAIMER: PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THE TIPS IN THIS TUTORIAL. THIS IS MENT TO BE FOLLOWED IN REVERSE.

Idiot security: ***********************************************************************

Use the same password everywhere. Why bother having unique passwords, use the same password everywhere with everything and make it easy to guess :)
Use internet explorer. Because you're too cool to run firefox.
disable the firewall on your pc
Leave MSN on all day and all night.
open up every single email attachment. open every file from people you dont know,cause you never know it might be something cool! :twisted
let other people login to your account and pose as you.


Idiot socializing on the internet: ***************************************

say stupid things on purpose to lead people into believing you're really stupid.
lie about your age.
if someone asks for your photo, send them one of someone else.
lie about your gender and then lie about it again so people really are confused :O_O

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Post Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
Press on banners that say things like "You've won 5'000'000$! Click here to collect".

If someone asks for your bank information so that they can transfer monies, give it to them! Don't forget the passwords!! :D

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Flawed, just like you.

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Post Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
internet exploder: its like having unprotected sex with an african hooker

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YOU LIVE!

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Post Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
AND BECOME STRONGER.


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OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

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Post Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
Why do you smell fried chicken?

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Because the fried chicken crossed the road? :D

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Post Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
ReinaHarden wrote:
Why do you smell fried chicken?

because you wont reveal your tits

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selfish cunt. . . . . :asuka

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The tits are 3000FH$

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who do i pay the FH$ to?

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Post Re: Tutorial: how to be an idiot on the internet
Depends on whose tits you want to see. If they're mine then you pay me if they're someone other than me and I say are mine... me =3.


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