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Post my birthday is in 2 days
i DEMAND a card from each and every one of you
failure to comply will result in mathematical addition and or multiplication of a broom stick(s) to your ass

im turning 22 ::D

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Post Re: my birthday is in 2 days
Then post moar you gigantic space-pingas riding narrator.

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Then post moar you gigantic space-pingas riding narrator.

but FH runs sssoooooooooo slow on my PC

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pfff i dont need love from your kind
hell i dont even need your vagina
thats putting in 4 and 1/2 hours of hard labor for something i can do with my hand in 5 minuets

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Post Re: my birthday is in 2 days
it comes a little easear for me, i got her in about one hour of on-and-off-typing, unless your refering to sex as hard labor, in which case you suck

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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He does suck.

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agreed then : )

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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Post Re: my birthday is in 2 days
he also think his hand is equivalent. Typical virgin idiocy.

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At least he's the narrator.

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MidnightCrewBitchqueen wrote:
he also think his hand is equivalent. Typical virgin idiocy.



because it IS pretty much the same
weather beating cakes or beating meat the point is im working to get my rocks off and it just so happens im lazy about it

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Post Re: my birthday is in 2 days
the feeling is different, so is the fact thatyour own hand cant teach you new things

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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the feeling is different, so is the fact thatyour own hand cant teach you new things


if feeling is that big of a deal

0% chance of baby
0.0000000000004% chance of STD

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I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.

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you forgot "0% of the Awesomeness".

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Post Re: my birthday is in 2 days
when i hump a vagina i dont do it to be awesome, i do it to get my nut off(and GOD ALMIGHTY help me if im wearing a condom then i might not cum at all)
when i fap i dont because im a lonely virgin who never leaves home, i fap because i want to get a fucking nut off.

i had a friend who would do nothing but constantly brag about how woman say he has the most magical stick, and how he gets off on woman being pleased like that. I responded to him with "cool i get off on me getting off if the woman is pleased then good for her im not here for here she is here for me"

that friend now has herpes

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I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.

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