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SexyLilSeaOtter
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my birthday is in 2 days
i DEMAND a card from each and every one of you failure to comply will result in mathematical addition and or multiplication of a broom stick(s) to your ass im turning 22
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Pantsman
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
Then post moar you gigantic space-pingas riding narrator.
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
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Fri May 06, 2011 12:38 pm |
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F_JUNK_DUMP
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
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Fri May 06, 2011 12:51 pm |
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
YomToxic wrote: Then post moar you gigantic space-pingas riding narrator. but FH runs sssoooooooooo slow on my PC MidnightCrewBitchqueen wrote: pfff i dont need love from your kind hell i dont even need your vagina thats putting in 4 and 1/2 hours of hard labor for something i can do with my hand in 5 minuets
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Fri May 06, 2011 1:40 pm |
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Odin Anarki
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
it comes a little easear for me, i got her in about one hour of on-and-off-typing, unless your refering to sex as hard labor, in which case you suck
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
He does suck.
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Fri May 06, 2011 7:44 pm |
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Odin Anarki
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
agreed then : )
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
he also think his hand is equivalent. Typical virgin idiocy.
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Pantsman
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
At least he's the narrator.
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
MidnightCrewBitchqueen wrote: he also think his hand is equivalent. Typical virgin idiocy. because it IS pretty much the same weather beating cakes or beating meat the point is im working to get my rocks off and it just so happens im lazy about it
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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Odin Anarki
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
the feeling is different, so is the fact thatyour own hand cant teach you new things
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who149 wrote: I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote: Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world! YomToxic wrote: YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
*AnimeFuckHead* wrote: the feeling is different, so is the fact thatyour own hand cant teach you new things if feeling is that big of a deal 0% chance of baby 0.0000000000004% chance of STD
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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BlackAmethyst
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
you forgot "0% of the Awesomeness".
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Wed May 11, 2011 11:46 pm |
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SexyLilSeaOtter
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Re: my birthday is in 2 days
when i hump a vagina i dont do it to be awesome, i do it to get my nut off(and GOD ALMIGHTY help me if im wearing a condom then i might not cum at all) when i fap i dont because im a lonely virgin who never leaves home, i fap because i want to get a fucking nut off.
i had a friend who would do nothing but constantly brag about how woman say he has the most magical stick, and how he gets off on woman being pleased like that. I responded to him with "cool i get off on me getting off if the woman is pleased then good for her im not here for here she is here for me"
that friend now has herpes
_________________ Have a baby by me baby, be on welfare. Beautiful girls, all over the world, I'm hung like a slinky let's go and get real kinky. I said you can have whatever you like, as long as its off the dollar menu bitch.
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