Behold, the Lord's retribution.
Wildfires break out in Australia after banning of loli.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... QD96D6D700The Lord, most high, looked unto the Land and saw Evil Laws made by Wicked Men spread across the land - and he was Displeased with Man's Greed. And therefore he bade the forces of great justice appear and stain the Earth and the Sky with Fire.
For many days the fires raged, and at last the people of the Land prayed unto the Lord. "O Great Lord of the Sky, the Earth and of All Things Inbetween! Thy punishment we receive and accept with bowed heads; but for the sake of the little girls, spare our lives so that we may make amends!"
And so the Lord, ever Merciful and Forgiving, bade the Flame vanish into the Earth, and there was much rejoicing.
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