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*summons a 10 foot long, 1 foot wide spiked metal dildo and shoves it through yomtoxics mouth, forcing it open with a little magic and pushing open yoms esophagus cutting open his throat as the spikes scrape against his vocal cords, cutting off any screams he might make, the dildo then proceeds to jab against his stomach, giving him the worst fucking stomach ache in the history of the world, and then breaks through, ruining any chance yom has of enjoying a new years feast, then, with one great lunge, pushes the spiked dildo through yoms ass, destroying his bodily functions and cutting off his penis in the process, then, i punt the rest of the dildo through yom, and it soon pops out the other end, leaving yoms body annihilated, i proceed to pick up yoms penis and perform a short ritual while stabbing through yoms urethra with a pen, then attaching 3 leather straps around it, working as adjustable cock rings, as i tighten the straps as hard as possible, i tell yom of his fate, being that he is now immortal, but cannot heal himself, or be healed, in any way, leaving him in this state of suffering untill his penis is returned*
DONT EVER FUCKING PORTRAY ME AS A SUBMISSIVE AGAIN, NOT EVEN AS A JOKE, ITS AN INSULT AND ITS EXTREMELY OUT OF MY FUCKING CHARACTER
*yom wakes up 8 hours later missing all his gems and in massive debt, as well as being penisless and in excruitating pain*
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:16 am
Pantsman
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Re: ARGH, fucking, yom!
*AnimeFuckHead* wrote:
*summons a 10 foot long, 1 foot wide spiked metal dildo and shoves it through yomtoxics mouth, forcing it open with a little magic and pushing open yoms esophagus cutting open his throat as the spikes scrape against his vocal cords, cutting off any screams he might make, the dildo then proceeds to jab against his stomach, giving him the worst fucking stomach ache in the history of the world, and then breaks through, ruining any chance yom has of enjoying a new years feast, then, with one great lunge, pushes the spiked dildo through yoms ass, destroying his bodily functions and cutting off his penis in the process, then, i punt the rest of the dildo through yom, and it soon pops out the other end, leaving yoms body annihilated, i proceed to pick up yoms penis and perform a short ritual while stabbing through yoms urethra with a pen, then attaching 3 leather straps around it, working as adjustable cock rings, as i tighten the straps as hard as possible, i tell yom of his fate, being that he is now immortal, but cannot heal himself, or be healed, in any way, leaving him in this state of suffering untill his penis is returned*
I'm the wolf, yeah! I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come. The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to her side! I don't need the words! I'm beyond the words!
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Fri Dec 28, 2012 11:00 pm
Pantsman
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Re: ARGH, fucking, yom!
Cmon, guys, stop picking on her. ;_;
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Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:34 am
Parpol
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Re: ARGH, fucking, yom!
We're not picking on AFH. We just want AFH's lunch money.
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
_________________ I gm the game of dungeons and dragons 3.5 over on the text based rpg section of the forum feel free to join in we are always looking for new players
serisuly what the fuck is god of fuck talking about here
_________________ I gm the game of dungeons and dragons 3.5 over on the text based rpg section of the forum feel free to join in we are always looking for new players
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Fri Mar 20, 2015 9:08 am
Pantsman
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Re: ARGH, fucking, yom!
Good times, stupid times, nonsensical times.
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Re: ARGH, fucking, yom!
It shall never be seen, it was properly erased and eradicated as it has no basis in reality. No traces were left and nothing will be known.
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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