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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
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YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Wed Jul 23, 2014 3:35 am
KingGMY
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
I would to have that computer.
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Sun Mar 20, 2016 9:41 pm
Rem
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
fluffy wrote:
Well fuck, you could have said so earlier.
You need to find a magnet. Like seriously the biggest magnet you can find. You see, the CPU has become polarized perpendicular to the RAM. This causes latencies on the memory controller which makes the bits miss the frontside bus.
Here's a chart that explains everything.
You see, the CPU polarization was tweaked slowly over time in order to determine what the perpendicular direction was, which is when the chart drops out. Up to a point it's a good thing but fully perpendicular polarization is bad. What you're going to do first is underclock you CPU and RAM to nearly a standstill. This won't damage your computer and will help for the next part. You'll need to run the computer without the heatsink/fan on the CPU and instead have the magnet set directly onto the CPU.
You'll run the computer and slowly turn the magnet until the performance begins to go up. Take notes to be able to tune the performance of the CPU. It will stop working while you're rotating the magnet at some point. This is where the CPU is perpendicular to the RAM. Turn the computer off, reinstall the HSF and put the magnet back on the CPU where it ran good but not too close to the perpendicular angle or it might slip and go wrong.
This should fix it and with any luck actually make your computer run faster, just don't forget to de-underclock your CPU and RAM before testing or the computer will obviously be very slow.
It's also lies of the highest caliber. Never do that, Adolf fucking Hitler, those directions would turn your CPU into a smoke-emitting diode.
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Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:54 pm
Rem
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
fluffy wrote:
It's also lies of the highest caliber. Never do that, Adolf fucking Hitler, those directions would turn your CPU into a smoke-emitting diode.
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:38 pm
Pantsman
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
God 0f Fuck. wrote:
Rem wrote:
fluffy wrote:
It's also lies of the highest caliber. Never do that, Adolf fucking Hitler, those directions would turn your CPU into a smoke-emitting diode.
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