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Hey, it's Zer0, sorry I've been gone for so long, i have been having lots of personal issues. I Want to let you all know i will be back soon, but i need some help to get me back sooner. My internet keeps dropping every now and then, if i have Google chrome, fire fox, internet explorer, league of legends, Photoshop, and Skynet running it stops suddenly, and i need to run a diagnostic and all of a sudden it works again. If i have nothing open, the same thing happens randomly. If i can get this fixed i can be back much sooner. can anyone help me? and talk really... really... really.......... REALLY slow if you can.
thanks in advance
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Mon May 05, 2014 12:58 pm
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
We require more specific information:
Router brand and model. Internet Service Provider name and advertised speed. Measured speed. (I recommend SpeedTest.NET.) Full listing of programs running. (Use Process Explorer to do this easily.) Exact error message given. If multiple errors, list them all.
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Mon May 05, 2014 2:42 pm
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3483021750 these are the results i have bright house networks. I have a new motum so i believe it is with the computer I have an asus lap top, it is not old at all.
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Mon May 05, 2014 6:51 pm
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
fluffy wrote:
We require more specific information:
Router brand and model. Internet Service Provider name and advertised speed. Measured speed. (I recommend SpeedTest.NET.) Full listing of programs running. (Use Process Explorer to do this easily.) Exact error message given. If multiple errors, list them all.
I almost have enough information to be completely unhelpful in any way.
Imagine I tell you that my car isn't loading. This not only gives you no helpful information but doesn't make sense. So you ask me for very specific details that will help determine the general area of the car that needs troubleshooting. I tell you that my keychain has ten keyrings on it attached by a grenade pull ring to something. This information isn't helpful either even if it were complete.
Your problem could be literally anything. Seriously. The problem could be that you've angled the screen on the laptop incorrectly; it is equally possible that you've not plugged in a mouse and that is why your internet is wonky. I don't even know where to begin. Maybe the Russian space station Mir exists in a parallel universe coincidental to the location of your router and the ghosts of the dead computers are seeking revenge.
Provide all the details re-requested here or I will just start making fun of you in an effort to help you through adversarial provocation which should stimulate your competitive urges and inspire you to achieve… well, not greatness but at least working internet.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOWINGLORIOUSTODDA.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
Tue May 06, 2014 9:41 pm
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
Nvm, i fixed it myself threw sheer slamming my face into my key board....alot
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Sat Jun 14, 2014 6:39 pm
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
Drunk science ftw!
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Sat Jun 14, 2014 6:52 pm
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
Because answering simple questions is for pussies.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOWINGLORIOUSTODDA.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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Fri Jun 20, 2014 7:16 pm
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
Okay, okay, i have a couple missing teeth and three black eyes, and i have no idea how to fix this, slamming my face into the key board doesn't work anymore. i got Bit finder like Yom told me but EVERY THREE MOTHER BOARD LOVING SECONDS THIS LITTLE BIT FINDER WINDOW POPS OPEN. then i have to click it then click something else and then it goes away, only to come back and mock me three seconds later. it is seriously annoying the shit outta me. i can't play YouTube videos without this thing popping up 80 times a minute. how do i stop this thing from telling me 8 files were quarantined, 4 were sexually violated, a baker's dozen smoked 20 pounds of weed and one jumped out a window into a shark pit.
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
Zer0 wrote:
Okay, okay, i have a couple missing teeth and three black eyes, and i have no idea how to fix this, slamming my face into the key board doesn't work anymore. i got Bit finder like Yom told me but EVERY THREE MOTHER BOARD LOVING SECONDS THIS LITTLE BIT FINDER WINDOW POPS OPEN. then i have to click it then click something else and then it goes away, only to come back and mock me three seconds later. it is seriously annoying the shit outta me. i can't play YouTube videos without this thing popping up 80 times a minute. how do i stop this thing from telling me 8 files were quarantined, 4 were sexually violated, a baker's dozen smoked 20 pounds of weed and one jumped out a window into a shark pit.
.... dude. I said BitDEFENDER. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YA DO, BRO?!
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Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:16 am
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Oh, it is bit defender, i thought it sad bit finder. whatever, it is bit defender, derp now what do i do?
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Sat Jun 21, 2014 10:37 am
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
Zer0 wrote:
Oh, it is bit defender, i thought it sad bit finder. whatever, it is bit defender, derp now what do i do?
Sit back and relax while it fixes your computer.
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Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:04 am
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...NO, bro, look, a little window pops open every 5 seconds, i want it to stop from poping up, how do i do it. just, tell me how to do that screen shot thing and what sight i post it to and i will show you what i am talking about.
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Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:11 am
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Re: Back soon, kinda, also my internet is a bitch
Well fuck, you could have said so earlier.
You need to find a magnet. Like seriously the biggest magnet you can find. You see, the CPU has become polarized perpendicular to the RAM. This causes latencies on the memory controller which makes the bits miss the frontside bus.
Here's a chart that explains everything.
You see, the CPU polarization was tweaked slowly over time in order to determine what the perpendicular direction was, which is when the chart drops out. Up to a point it's a good thing but fully perpendicular polarization is bad. What you're going to do first is underclock you CPU and RAM to nearly a standstill. This won't damage your computer and will help for the next part. You'll need to run the computer without the heatsink/fan on the CPU and instead have the magnet set directly onto the CPU.
You'll run the computer and slowly turn the magnet until the performance begins to go up. Take notes to be able to tune the performance of the CPU. It will stop working while you're rotating the magnet at some point. This is where the CPU is perpendicular to the RAM. Turn the computer off, reinstall the HSF and put the magnet back on the CPU where it ran good but not too close to the perpendicular angle or it might slip and go wrong.
This should fix it and with any luck actually make your computer run faster, just don't forget to de-underclock your CPU and RAM before testing or the computer will obviously be very slow.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOWINGLORIOUSTODDA.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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