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Post I'm getting a second (or new) laptop, etc
first of all, heres my current computer's specs:
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OS Name          Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium
Version        6.1.7601 Service Pack 1 Build 7601
Other OS Description             Not Available
OS Manufacturer              Microsoft Corporation
System Name              SUNNYDAZED-PC
System Manufacturer       Hewlett-Packard
System Model                 HP Pavilion dv6 Notebook PC
System Type               x64-based PC
Processor           AMD Phenom(tm) II N620 Dual-Core Processor, 2800 Mhz, 2 Core(s), 2 Logical Processor(s)
BIOS Version/Date        Hewlett-Packard F.29, 2/25/2013
SMBIOS Version                2.6
Windows Directory        C:\Windows
System Directory                C:\Windows\system32
Boot Device                        \Device\HarddiskVolume1
Locale                        United Kingdom
Hardware Abstraction Layer             Version = "6.1.7601.17514"
User Name                     sunnydazed-PC\DrawingCake
Time Zone                         GTB Daylight Time
Installed Physical Memory (RAM)       4.00 GB
Total Physical Memory             3.74 GB
Available Physical Memory     1.02 GB
Total Virtual Memory             7.49 GB
Available Virtual Memory     2.79 GB
Page File Space                     3.74 GB
Page File                             C:\pagefile.sys


here is the laptop i am going to get for college (the college said this specific computer is a requirement)
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15-inch MacBook Pro with Retina display
2.0GHz Quad-core Intel Core i7, Turbo Boost up to 3.2GHz
8GB 1600MHz DDR3L SDRAM
256GB PCIe-based Flash Storage
$1,999.00

the macbook pro doesnt have a built in cd drive, so
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Apple USB SuperDrive
$79.00

and of course, ill need a printer and scanner
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Epson Expression Home XP-410 Small-in-One Printer
$99.95

suddenly, a flash drive appears
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PNY 8GB Hook Flash Drive
$14.95

cant forget to secure the laptop
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Kensington MicroSaver Lock
$39.95

and i do need to carry the laptop and accessories around
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Incase 15" City Collection Briefcase for MacBook Pro
$69.95

i also need a fan so i dont burn my thigh skin off
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TILT Stealth: Retina 15
$64.99

how about a way to listen to music without disturbing people and also have a mic?
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Apple EarPods with Remote and Mic
$29.00


several programmes are required the art programme at the university, and this pack has all of them
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Adobe Creative Suite 6 Design & Web Premium
$2,442.86


and i need a art tablet
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Wacom INTUOS Pen and Touch medium
$199

can you believe that tablet has a 3 ft cord? how is that supposed to work in a interactive classroom? or for travel? luckily for a price, wacom will let your tablet become wireless
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Wacom Wireless Accessory Kit
$39.95


well shit, we know EVERYONE is a theif, how do i protect my pitiful dorm?
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iSmartAlarm Home Security System - Deluxe Package
$249.95


oh damn, and i bet you didnt know that plus tuition, plus living on campus, plus a required meal plan, (prices for me from freshman to senior year: tuition $27,920 | dorms $15,920-$24,400 | meal plan $11,976-$14,376), art college will secretly charge you $5,328.55 for the tech xD

this is how i tell everyone im going to art college, yay

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Post Re: I'm getting a second (or new) laptop, etc
Someone needs to go to a different college, apparently.

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Post Re: I'm getting a second (or new) laptop, etc
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Someone needs to go to a different college, apparently.


Person in question doesnt seem to be complaining, thus have the money anyways. :P

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Post Re: I'm getting a second (or new) laptop, etc
Christian colleges are apparently bred with stereotype jews, so it seems.

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Post Re: I'm getting a second (or new) laptop, etc
Yeah but they force them to buy a mac. Clearly it's run by satan.

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Post Re: I'm getting a second (or new) laptop, etc
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Christian colleges are apparently bred with stereotype jews, so it seems.

huh?? whats that mean xD its a catholic university, judaism is prohibited
but theres also a big university in my choices, theyre the ones who require this
the other is a small 2 year college that is close to the big uni, so ill be able to see my gf who is going there


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Yeah but they force them to buy a mac. Clearly it's run by satan.

im not.. that against macs, in fact i have loved apple since a child, the only wrong ive seen done is that they removed the official youtube app a few years ago cuz some fight with google

the ones who ruin macs are the schools, altering the settings and stuff, i like them just how they come out of box
i like ipods, ipads, iphones, imacs, macintosh, and macbooks

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Post Re: I'm getting a second (or new) laptop, etc
I found a few laptops I think you'll find to be appropriate.

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This is the Compaq Portable, the first portable computer compatible with the current data storage and processing bit order. Featuring the Disk Operating System, an outstanding 8088 CPU at a whopping 4.77 MHz, 128 KB of RAM, a 10 MB internal hard disk drive and one or two double-sided 5¼" diskette drive this portable microcomputer weighs in at a mere 12.5 kg.

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The Osborne 1 portable microcomputer powered by the Control Program for Microcomputers 2.2 operating system—which is not compatible with our current bit order—weighs in a full two kilograms less then the Compaq Portable at a feather-lite 10.7 kg. In order to keep the weight down this unit uses single-sided 5¼" diskette drives, a 4.0 MHz Z80 microprocessor, only 64 KB of RAM and foregoing a hard disk drive in favor of the spacious 4 KB Erasable/Programmable Read Only Memory.

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I want an Osbourne o.o

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Post Re: I'm getting a second (or new) laptop, etc
Goddamn, was that burn even legal?

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Post Re: I'm getting a second (or new) laptop, etc
rereading this I cannot BELIEVE you didn't just pirate your whole collection of needed programs like I did.

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who149 wrote:
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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