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> Go look for Excel, dammnit!

You go on ahead and look for Excel, taking note that the world has somehow suffered a zombie apocylapse and now looks like the world in Hokuto no Ken. You notice your muscles becoming thicker, stronger and tougher as well. Your eyebrows thicken and darken, as power flows into you.

You find Excel by a random campfire, getting herself off.

You
>Stay and watch.
>Nap.
>Join her.
>?

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>?

Suddenly, as Excel orgasms, a black hole appears from her vagina! You are pulled in, along with Excel herself and some zombies that were watching and masturbating behind some trees. You briefly wonder how zombie cock gets hard. As you enter the black hole, you find you aren't crushed to death and realize it was actually a dimensional portal! You fall on your face, breaking your nose on a rock. Excel lands on top of you, and the zombies are shot off somewhere in the distance. Oh well, it probably won't be a problem.

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>Push Excel off you and get up
>Grope Excel
>Masturbate furiously into the dirt
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>Grope Excel
You, finally having caught up with Excel, decide to vent your frustration and grope her. Excel grins maniacally as your fingers brush over her nipples and the virgin folds of her vagina. You pull her closer to her as you prepare to insert your fingers, when suddenly, she leaps up, blasting through a manhole above you.


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"Uwa! The US-Japanese friendship has broken down!" Excel exclaims.

This looks bad!
> Duck into an alley!
> Fight the punks!
> Run!
> Cry.

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