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Time to begin! Massive block of text incoming! Quick, duck!
RULEZ!
Alright you fuckers, time for all the stupid thread-related shit I'd prefer you adhere to because it keeps everything to the point and the guy who's in control of all the stuff that happens to you happy.
2. Keep it related to the game. So in-game posts, questions, that kind of thing. Don't get off topic. That's what general spam is for.
3. I said this in the other thread, but I'll repeat myself. Be. Fucking. Detailed. This is important. Again, if you aren't detailed, I just assume things. And you know what happens when I assume things? Things don't go your way. Oh, and you look like a fucking idiot. That too.
π. Fuck you.
4. This isn't some roleplay. It's a roleplaying game. So get off your ass, and read the rules in rule 1. You don't DO something. You TRY to do something.
M. Yom wants me to include this specifically, though I feel rule 4 covers it. Just no godmodding, or we fuck your shit up.
Players! Turn order!
0. Me. See rule π. 1. Yom! 2. Rose! 3. Who! 4. IKB! (WHO NEEDS TO FIX HIS FUCKING CHARACTER. FUCK.) 5. Heroic Sociopath!
Dice!!!
1D6 DICE? 1D6 DICE.
Now for the important shit!
Introduction!
Welcome to the game! The setting is present day Japan, and you are all maids/butlers/traps/lolis, working for Garterbelt-sama!! We'll get to that in a moment, right now we're describing the scenario so shut the fuck up!
Scenerio
We're stealing from the book on this one! The master's birthday is in a week, and the question is... what'll you do? Will you do shit for him? Make cakes? Buy presents? Make presents? Defeat emissaries from the church across the street? Crush your enemies? Be crushed by your enemies? Have sex with the butler/maids/master? Dance with the cook? Murder random people? Do the impossible? See the invisible? ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA!?
Well, watch your favor levels- because if it drops to 0, you'll have to do some drastic stuff or else it's GAME OVER for you!
As one scenario ends, another will begin. You will have adventures and misadventures, you'll experience battle and maybe you'll walk out of it on your own two legs. As you get better at your job, your initial stats will increase and MAYBE you wont be cannon-fodder!
Maybe.
The Master
The master is pretty fucking interesting. I'd like to start by saying his eyes are rainbow and has red hair. He is also a exorcist in training, and has some fairly visible scars. He's 17 years old, as most of the veteran maids and butlers know, and has come from a long line of important individuals. He is also a fairly renowned and respected man. I got those rolls, I am not just sucking my own dick here. Promise. See rule π.
The Mansion
There's something rather creepy about it, but you can't quite place your finger on what it is... Also the furniture looks really strategically placed! (Add +1 to die roll when attacking with maid or butler weapon.) And there's a creepy laboratory in it! Lab coats are on sale! (Cost of scientist costume halved.) And there's a religious facility! Shrine maiden outfits and nun suits are also half off! And it looks like a palace! And the main colour theme is red and lavender! We didn't roll that but see rule π! And uhh... It's uhm... It's called... Uhh... Fuck Names. That is the name!
The masked sniper lay bleeding against the cold concrete, her robe torn open, revealing a petite, lean bottom. She clutched at her wounds as she struggled against the booted foot pressing down on her back. Suddenly, she felt cold hands at her neck, and she was pulled clean of her damaged robe, and hosted into the air like a catch of the day. She struggled with trying to slow the bleeding from her wounds as the cold morning winds rushed over her body.
"Who sent you?" the man in the immaculate butler's suit demanded again, applying further pressure on her neck.
"For-for a hired goon... you're surprisingly talkative..." she responded, trying to put on a facade of bravado.
"I could do this all day if I wanted to." the butler responded, slapping her in the face for emphasis. "Now, what sort of sick fuck sent you to kill-"
Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly noticed a soft beeping sound coming from the body of his catch.
Bomb dodge. 1d6*(Luck 5) Rolled a 3, so *5 = 15
Flinging the girl's body away, Yomuchan quickly backsteps; but the explosion knocks him down to the concrete floor, the blast wave rushing over him and doing nothing more than filling his ears with the roar. (stress+3) When he gets up, he finds that the sniper is no more; someone must have detonated a bomb she carried inside her.
"As I suspected" he mumbles "there IS more than just someone after the master."
The sun's rays slowly illuminate the scene of the carnage, and Yomuchan decides to return to the mansion - but not before looting the body of his corpse. He finds...
Loot Body 3d6 (flip 3 times)
4, 2, 5 Decisive Coin (Tool) This coin is engraved with a sinister spider symbol. Using it allows maids to more easily settle fights amongst each other. Flip the coin, and whoever calls it will automatically win the battle. Combat carried out in this matter does not cause Stress.
"A true gambler, eh?" he muses, as he pockets the coin.
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Re: MaidRPG: Operation GarterbeltRPG
As hearing john shout as he went by. She arose from a dead sleep with a shock of reality coming into her. Rose gets up gets on her small panties after she straps on her hatchet belt on safely secures it around her waist. puts her two small hatchets in place. then throws on here. Rose then walks over to her closet to grab here uniform for the day it is a beautiful Chinese formal dress with this being slitley modified for her retrieval of her hatchets. she has to be funny and slips it on at an angle so the hatchets don't catch. Once it is set she pats out any wrinkles. So who the fuck took my cross bow again? she shouts as she notices that is missing from here arsanale (+ 2 stress) slips on her shoes with out socks and hasn't done her hair and storms out of the room with a mighty slamm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: MaidRPG: Operation GarterbeltRPG
Illyana had awoken from the sound of destruction and carnage, it was like her alarm clock, and it reminded her of home. Rising out of her bed the young looking demon girl was mostly naked save for a single pair of pink panties.
She looked at herself in the mirror, and gave her wings a little flap, and giving her chest a feel, still waiting for her breast to grow in. The young demon let out a sigh and slid on her uniform, the outfit fitting snugly around her young looking body.
Despite looking like a 10 year old girl, she was actually a 100 year old succubus, who was once an assasin, hired to kill whoever. She happily did her job, whether she murdered business men, Little old ladies who gave bad change, or that one kid who kicked someone's mail box. It was only when she killed the wrong guy that she was sold into slavery as a maid. It was hard intograting, but she still used some of her old habits.
She dragged a dead body out from under her bed and took it downstairs as she then proceed too cook it for Breakfast, cutting it up and serving it as bacon.
Cooking Roll (Roll 2 * (3 skill + 1 Power): 8
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(Socio, if you get on before IKB just post. He was on this morning and didn't do anything, so he voids his right to a beginning post, and it's moving too slowly.)
John Freeman leaped out of bed as she heard the crackling of bacon. She sniffed the air, and her suspicions were confirmed. Bacon was cooking.
"dose cookings of bacon?" John Freeman asked, as she put her uniform on over her black thong and bra. She then picked up her crowbar and slid down the railing, her skirt blowing up and showing her pantsu.
"hello Illyana you are looking sex and pretty and kawaii this morning" John Freeman said, stepping on a pool of blood. She hugged Ilyana from 0behind.
"do you be givings john freeman of the bacon?" John Freeman asked, grabbing at the bacon. She looked at the food.
"john freeman will helps you in doing cookings" John Freeman said. She then started rummaging through the cupboard, throwing things out with reckless abandon - A cat, a can of spaghetti-os, another cat - Then took out some spieces and started trying to pour them on the food.
((I wish to try and help cook. I rolled 6 * skills 2 for 12.))
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A sharp, metallic sounds resounds throughout the halls and rooms as the P.A. system is activated. It's rare to hear it, as it is only ever used in emergencies or when everyone is required to help plan for a holiday of sorts. It's lack of use makes it that much more unpleasant to hear as it turns on. The sound is slightly muffled in some places due to the speakers being hidden behind thin sheets of wallpaper or paint. After a moment the sound of a female clearing her throat can be heard, followed by her sharp and commanding voice.
"There will be a meeting this morning, one hour prior to breakfast. As the time is currently 7:45, you have 15 minutes to prepare. The meeting will take place in the library. Attendance is mandatory."
Some static can be heard, followed by a click as the P.A. system is shut off. The large, lavish halls return to their unnaturally quiet and foreboding state.
"It seems that the new head maid FINALLY found the PA room..." Yomuchan muses, as he finishes washing off a few bloodspecks from his uniform."I hope to all heck she remembered to use it with the right settings..."
As he finished restocking his ammunition belt and explosives, his nose caught the exquisite smell of bacon.
"Bacon, huh? Today's gonna be a good day... as long as those pesky punks don't get in the way".
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Re: MaidRPG: Operation GarterbeltRPG
stomping around trying to find her cross bow stumbles when the smell of a strange smelling sent that does not smell like usual smelling meat, but stomps down the hallway toward the stair way. rose think to her self what was that muffled sound the night before as she is thinking she trips over her cross bow and then starts to cuss out what ever had tripped her when she realized it was her cross bow she says what the fuck why is this here damn grimmlins feels a set of eyes on here but can't see any one nere picks up her cross bow and continues on to the kitchen as she enters the kitchen she slips on a puddle of blood and starts to cuss up a storm damn shit all over the house house full of maids and buttlers and we can't go two steps around here with trpping and at this my damn cross bow has gone off. has anyone seen where my arrow went?
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(Map of the mansion on the second post, by the way. Might be a tiny bit difficult to read...)
Illyana smiled "Hello there Ms. John Freeman" she said as she continued to cook the meal, gladly accepting help from the other maid. Between the two of them breakfast was made very quickly and it looked great. The call on the intercom however, would force them to put it away and continue cooking later.
Before she was finished putting it on a simmer, stuffing the rest of the corpse and uncooked cats in the freezer, an arrow came in and shot one of the cats out of her hand, blood splattering everywhere.
When Rose came in asking for the arrow, the young loli slave pulled out the arrow and gave it to her. "Here you go." she said with a deadpan look. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to go shopping today, as you accidently ruined what I was going to cook for lunch. oh well. It happens" she said brushing the blood off on her apron.
"If you'd like, after breakfast we can help me with shopping, My chainsaw is getting a little rusty, and I need someone to help me shoot our lunch." She finally stuffed the rest of the meat in the fridge. And began walking towards the library for the meeting.
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Re: MaidRPG: Operation GarterbeltRPG
deadlyfox wrote:
well you could have mentioned this sooner
(It was relatively time consuming and I needed to have a clear layout in mind beforehand. Still, I probably could have had it done earlier, so sorry about that.)
(As a side note, it's kind of bothering me how people are just assuming things. The lack of a map and description of where you're allowed is my fault, obviously. However, beyond that I hope no one starts forcing actions upon others. Also, next post should contain a brief explanation of what rooms you have keys for, in case there's any other doubts. Also, I know it's by nature a silly game, but please remember your characters aren't children. They do have social filters and aren't complete idiots. Certain behavior is obviously more acceptable among friends, while the same behavior would get you arrested or fired if performed upon others.
Edit: And we'll just keep playing without IKB until he shows up again. We'll just assume his character is running around doing its job, so it's there for all the important stuff.
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