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> have an emotional break down

You spazz out like fucking Ikari Shinji and scream on and on about how your racing skill suck. However, your short episode ends as someone rams your car! Looking behind, you see Hitler in his new car!. YOU ARE FUCKED UNLESS YOU THINK FAST.

> Gotta go fast.
> Draw porn of Hitler and his posse.
> DURIFTO
> Ram him back!

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Post Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
> Draw porn of Hitler and his posse.
Using the combined knowledge you have gleamed from the thousands of hours of speed-drawing tutorials you've watched, you finally decide to put it to practice, whipping out a notebook and pencil from the glovebox and crudely scrawling a few stick figures having sex, featuring S.S. armbands and including a catcher with a toothbrush mustache. You slap it up to your window just as an S.S. officer knocks on your door. You see his face go red with first embarrassment, and then anger at the disrespect of his beautiful Führer. He shouts something angrily in German, and you see Hitler exit his car. Except it's not Hitler, it's Mecha-Hitler! Preserved in time through the wonders of science, it seems he never killed himself.

Do you...
>Check the glovebox again! Maybe you missed something in your haste to draw hentai fanart
>Draw moar hentai - if you're gonna die, go out swinging
>Floor it and pray
>Get out of your car and introduce yourself

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Post Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>Get out of your car and introduce yourself

Mecha-Hitler is amicable and actually laughs off your attempt at drawing porn. However, he then spots your new AE-86 parked in the driveway and proposes a street race.

> Accept.
> Decline.
> RUN!
> Become a robot.

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>Become a robot.

There's no way you can race these street racing veterans without cybernetic enhancements. You transform into a robot and accept their challenge. Hitler grins as the engines rev up and the track is set! On your marks, get set... GO!

>GAS! GAS! GAS!
>DURIFTO!
>SHEER STEER!

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>GAS! GAS! GAS!

You hit the gas and break through to the lead! You're about to win when you fumble with the controls and skid out of control, hitting a warp pipe and get tossed into Super Mario land! Suddenly, a mushroom boy comes and flips you off. You...

> Kick him!
> Flip him off back!
> Sarcastically tell him about the Princess.

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> Sarcastically tell him about the princess.

Oh, you damn well know what the princess and her ??? was up to all day every day. This dark information breaks the mind of the poor 8-bit mushroom to the point he melts into a puddle of goop. You merrily go on your way stomping goombas and kicking koopas until suddenly, Wario appears and tries to steal your gold!

You...
> Steal Wario's gold!
> Dodge and attack!
> Evade and run!

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