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You go to drink like a crazy person! As you walk to the bar, the bouncers stop you.
"You're not packing, are you?" he asks.
You're about to say no when they notice that you still have the gun you got from the beginning of the adventure.
"Sorry, pal. No heat allowed. Come back when you want to do some real partying."
You > Come back without the gun > Shoot the bouncers > Drink the bouncers > Go look for somewhere else.
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>Drink the bouncers
You slurp up one of the bouncers quickly, while holding the gun up to the other bouncers head, he doesn't seem to get the message and reaches for something, you don't know what it was though, as your too busy shooting him, and then you slurp him up too, it seems your stomach is bottomless, perhaps there might even be another world in there, you take an opportunity to swallow your gun to keep it concealed.
You then. >Walk into the bar naked, as you are. >Walk into the bar dressed as a bouncer. >Eat the bar >Leave for no reason.
I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on. Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero. On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me. In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.
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YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
> Eat the bar
Why stop here? You're in no mood for social niceties and you're still hungry. You eat the bar swiftly. Maybe there's a black hole or some shit in your stomach? You chuckle and walk away.
You walk past a mirror, and suddenly realize...
You now have pink hair!
> Go home. This is too weird. > Go to the hospital. > Go to the casino. > Go to high school.
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>Go to the hospital
You promptly walk off to get yourself checked, then realize how horribly average your thought train just went. You panic, realizing how easy it was for you to fall into regular habits. You begin hyperventilating. Is everyone controlled by a higher power? Do you know too much? Are they coming for you? You start to black out and completely lose consciousness.
You wake up and find yourself feeling pain in places you didn't know you had. You're sure you were raped and stabbed, and possibly raped in your stab wounds. That's what you get for being a normal person and going to the doctors. On the up side, your wounds were treated, so maybe the person who attacked you was also a doctor. What a nice guy.
On the up side, you seem to have calmed down and are back to your usual logic defying self that often feels like multiple people. You may want to get that checked. Freak. Furthermore, your hair is also no longer pink, and instead is an ever changing rainbow of vibrant lights resembling the kind of thing you might find at techno dances. Or raves. Or whatever.
>Rip open your own stab wound and try to rape it yourself >Get prescription drugs to abuse >Get illegal less prescription-like drugs to abuse >Eat your hair and hope it's a drug
>Get illegal less prescription-like drugs to abuse
Walking out of the hospital, you decide to find moar meds for scientific purposes.
Conveniently, there's a dealer hanging out right next to the alley. You walk in and decide to buy stuff.
You ... > buy 3 tabs of LSD > buy 1 packet of salvia divinorum > buy 1 packet of weed. > Fuck this shit- ATTACK!
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>Fuck this shit- ATTACK!
You suddenly feel the overwhelming urge to steal the dealer's eyes. Looking around the room, you see many choices as to method.
You... >grab the melon baller and just take those fucking things >think it's better if done personal and try to rip them out by hand >pick up his giant coke knife and know you'll figure out something to do with it >know you've heard that hitting someone in the back of the head with a heavy scale totally pops their eyes free from there head somewhere.
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>pick up his giant coke knife and know you'll figure out something to do with it
You pick up his giant coke knife. The dealer suddenly goes berserk! However, instead of attacking you, he leaps at the knife, and impales his head on the knife, snorting at the residue of the cocaine that was on the blade!
A few merciful seconds later, he stops twitching and lies dead. Frisking his corpse, you find some items. Which one will you take?
>A bag of green tea >A chicken >A red herring >A fuckton of drugs.
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>A chicken
You take the chicken and it starts pecking at the dealer's corpse.
You walk away and find a women sitting in the corner.
> Have sex with her > Kill her > Rob her > Bribe her to have sex with you using the chicken
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>Bribe her to have sex with you using the chicken
With your superior charisma, you convince the women to join you in a saucy threesome. As things get more hot, you switch positions to please all your partners when...
Several unmarked black vans block the alleyway!
FBI Agent: You're more of a sick fuck than we thought! Time to die!
This time, they train their weapons on you! It's a fight!
> Throw the chicken at them! > Throw the women at them! > Climb up the fire escape! > Jump into the sewers!
The chicken smashes into the torso of the officer at the lead, killing him instantly!
Using his falling body as cover, you dodge the bullet blasts and leap out of the window.
>You fall onto the fire escape >You find yourself walking on a rainbow. >You find yourself falling freely. >You get stuck on a clothesline instead.
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>You find yourself falling freely.
Perhaps jumping out of this window wasn't the best course of action, you realize as you plummet to the ground. You are spared from this dreadful fate when Powdered Toast Man comes to save the day! He asks you where you want to go.
You reply...
> To the moon! > To Japan! > To Las Vegas! > To Soviet Russia!
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
To Las Vegas, because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!
... and that's your best bet to clear your wanted stars...
Powdered Toast Man drops you off at the club, and the heat seems to be off for now. Vegas is a lovely place, even at night. The thrum of heavy bass echoes in your chest as you walk down the Strip.
> Go gambling! > Go street-racing! > Go to the love hotel! > No thanks, back to Mother Russia!
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>Go street racing!
In the city where fortunes are made and lost, you feel the DRIFT and walk up to a crew of street racers. You look down at the 'champion', a lithe, red-haired catgirl that seems to be wearing nothing but a bikini, boots and gloves.
"Hey, fuckshit! What j00 starin' at?"
It's Slutty McSlut! You smile and challenge her to a race! She seems excited at a rival and accepts your challenge! As the race starts, you select...
> A Ferarri. > A beat-up AE85 > A Porsche. > A Dodge Charger
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
> A Porsche.
You'll need raw power to outrace her! Selecting the most heavy duty racecar, you kick it into overdrive! The race continues, with all competitors eventually wiping out at the "Devil's peaks". As you enter the next set of loops and turns, you...
> EJECT! > NITROUS! > Buy a soda > Drive off a cliff
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>drive off a cliff
Everything feels unreal. You and your fine sporty vehicle seem to slow down to a snail's crawl and you begin to experience an insane battery of images, smells and sounds from every memory you've ever made. Through the pristine windshield, the sun is setting rapidly and brilliant hues of fiery oranges, purples and reds are streaking across the sky in the fluid manner of ink spilling across a page. Still, you continue to gently descend. You notice that there is a photograph of Vladimir Lenin attached to the center of the steering wheel. After noticing this, everything returns to normal speed and you crash; a great force dissipates through your body and for a split second you feel pain on an indescribable, abstract level. For another second every perceivable feeling is gone.
Your consciousness is regained and you find yourself in front of a large stone arch that has the words "L E G I O N E N T R A N G E R E" curving along the bend of the arch. You stand upon an old stone road. The sky is gray and a light breeze tickles your face.
>pass through the arch >hit dis rubber cement >scream "WORD UP IT'S WORDGIRL" >have an emotional break down
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