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hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
Thank you, Rorix Bladewing.
RULES:
Pick one option given at the end, and go fucking crazy with it. You are required to give at least 4 choices at the end of your post.
You are standing in the middle of a park. You look down and realize that you are standing on the instruction manual. You are surrounded by a small horde of chickens. To your left is a wooden shack, to your right, a clear pool of water. What do you do?
>Read the fucking manual >Talk to the chickens >Enter the house >Dive into the water
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
Read the manual
You read the manual, and find nothing of interest except for a couple of spells and a single torn page from presumably another book. The spells are the basic types which any beginner can learn. As for the torn page, indecipherable writing akin to hieroglyphics are etched upon it, and you guess that the page is probably at least a couple of hundred years old. What do you do?
>learn fire spell >learn water spell >learn air spell >disregard spells and take torn page
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>disregard spells and take torn page
As you begin reading the torn page, it begins to crumble in your fingers. Yikes! It must've been pretty old to just turn into dust like that! The dust whirls around for a bit, before reforming into a cloud. You see several images (maybe!) dancing in it. What do you see?
> A hammer > A sword > A dagger > A gun
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
> a sword
For some reason, as the dust danced before your eyes, you think you see a sword, and then before you can blink a sword appears! It floats in front of you, the blade double edged, sharp and shiny as newly polished silver, the hilt intricate, with a lava colored stone set in the middle of it. However, the sword is not the only one which appears. Behind it, a portal opens. What do you do?
>Take the sword and enter the portal >Take the sword but don't enter the portal > Enter the portal without the sword > Leave both the sword and the portal and go back the way you came
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
> Enter the portal without the sword
Just to break a cliche, you go on this random, senseless adventure without a sword.
"Not a sword guy, eh?" a voice booms out. "Fine, have this."
You get a .22 pistol with 10 bullets in the magazine.
It's at that moment you realize something is really off.
Everything, everything as far as the eye can see is displaying a 404 error; its as if someone re-textured the real world with nothing but variants of 'page not found'. Up ahead, there is a door, marked 'Exit'.
You are not amused. You.... >Swim to the door marked "Exit" >Moonwalk like Michael Jackson >Scream! >Kick the wall!.
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
>Kick the wall!. Fuck that wall man it has been in your way far too long this is not the time or the place to be a fucking bitch So you do what normal people in the 90s did to fix their tv you kick it and what do you know it actually works all the errors disappear and now you got a clear path way to the door What do you do? > Run toward the Exit > Dive towards the Exit > Walk like a little girly man towards the Exit > Skip like a fucking man towards the Exit
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Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,
Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!
I'm the wolf, yeah! I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come. The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to her side! I don't need the words! I'm beyond the words!
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> Dive towards the Exit
As you dive, time seems to slow down, and you pull some John Woo shit and go headfirst through the exit. You find yourself in a dark room. As you stand up, you are met by 5 figures, each wearing a similar 3-piece suit.
"You've foiled our plot to flood the world with walls, you interloper." they speak in unison. "It is time for you to die."
They pull out AK-47s from their hats and take aim!
You > Shoot the bullet! > Eat their clothes > Summon a toaster > Shoot them!
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
> Shoot the bullet!
You ready your camera and take a really nice picture of both the enemy and the bullets, giving you a lot of points and letting you progress to the next stage where you meet rumia who wants to devour you.
> fuck, this game sucks. (exit) > loli get! > pray to god (die) > I don't want religion in my game. What the heck, game designers? Get it together! (start your own AVGN wannabe youtube channel)
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Re: hfygs: the craziness ... CONTINUES?!
Newpurple wrote: > Shoot the bullet!
You ready your camera and take a really nice picture of both the enemy and the bullets, giving you a lot of points and letting you progress to the next stage where you meet rumia who wants to devour you.
> fuck, this game sucks. (exit) > loli get! > pray to god (die) > I don't want religion in my game. What the heck, game designers? Get it together! (start your own AVGN wannabe youtube channel) >Loli get! You're about to go on a dream date with Rumia, when the FUCKING PARTYVAN calls you out! "Freeze! You're under arrest for dating a minor!" FBI agent 2 yells out. You aren't gonna take this shit lying down! You pull out two PKM light machine guns from your afro and start shooting! Rumia helps by blinding the FBI agents and you make quick work of the Partyvan gang. You notice sirens in the distance and realize that using loud machine guns wasn't exactly the best course of action... > Hijack the unused partyvan! > Take the loli and run! > Eat popcorn > Eat udonge
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> Eat udonge
You grab Udongein with two fingers. You can smell the salty treat you're in for as you put her next to your mouth. You take a bite and you can taste the crispy sensation of dill flavored udongein. You start craving for more and soon realize you've gained quite some weight.
> start running at the tracks > go to the library > manly picnic > hnnnnnngggggh!
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>manly picnic
Your bro comes to save the day, armed with whisky and pretzels! You notice that he looks somewhat blocky. You sit down to enjoy the good times with your true bro when suddenly, a helicopter attacks!
"Foolishly foolish fool, who foolishly thought to evade me!" A girl in a creepy business suit and a positron rifle shouts from the helicopter's gunport. "Now, you die!"
Your true bro, Kenji, thinking fast, decides to throw the most powerful weapon in the vicinity - i.e. YOU! You nod, and roll into a ball. Kenji heaves as he lifts you, then flings you at the helicopter!
SMASH! You are forcefully rammed up that feminist extra boss's pooper!
>Shit yourself out! That's gross! >"But she poops from there." "Not right now she don't..." >You have to go deeper. >Take a vacation.
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> Take a vacation. You're captivated by the beautiful scenery and say to yourself "hey, this place ain't so bad!" as you pull out your lounger and start smearing bronzer all over your skin. When you try to reach your back you realize this shit is harder than it should be.
> Ask for help > use the fuck-it adjustment > realize that we're literally talking about smearing hard shit on your back > oh hey, ball pit!
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>Ask for help.
You ask Akira to help you with the bronze.
Akira is pissed off at your shenanigans and reaches into her pooper to pull you out. You yell out ZA WARUDO to stop time itself and outrun her groping. It's a close shave, though. On the bright side, all that running around's made you shed some pounds. You're back to being somewhat healthy.
Looking back as the effects of Za Warudo end, you realize that you're in trouble. Something big and red is coming in from her pooper. A large, red cylinder marked... "ACME DYNAMITE"!.
OH SHIT.
> Run! > Duck and cover! > Push at the dynamite! > Ask Rumia for help.
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> Ask Rumia for help.
You pull off Rumia's hair decoration, unleashing her sealed powers. The powers are so immense that your penis grows an extra inch. Rumia ignores the dynamite and starts consuming every living being close by, starting with you. But hey, at least you're proud of your junk.
> find Rumia's sweet spot > beg Hakurei Armpits for halp > chake ich eajy! > start punching shit. ORAORAORAORAORA!
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> chake ich eajy!
Rumia's face becomes super distorted, and she becomes a cute yukkuri... who proceeds to swallow the dynamite whole. Releasing a satisfied burp, she then settles down for a nap...
At that moment, from Akira's pooper, you see some very unwelcome guests...
FBI agent: You're not so smart if you think you got away, punk! FBI enforcer: Last warning! Come with us quietly, or else we WILL shoot!
> Fight back! > Run! > Put Rumia on your head > Diglett! use Dig!
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