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> Diglett! use Dig!

Diglett hides under the earth, leaving you with the same problem as before.
You decide to pull out one of your other pokemons.
You: GO...
> lopunny
> kirlia
> Magicarp
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Go, Kirlia! Use confusion!

The Pokemon obeyed beautifully, finishing the move with a flourish. The two FBI agents took the attack, falling to their knees. Quietly they looked to each other, reaching for the guns in their coats. But suddenly the characteristic yellow birds flew circles around their heads. The FBI agents were confused! Very... Confused. The two men gazed at each other, inching forward until they flew into one another'sarms, having what looked like an all out tongue war. Somewhat satisfied with the outcome, you debate what to do next.

> Watch the two men continue their war.
> Give Kirlia a treat for a job well-done.
> Get Kirlia to help you Run Away.
> Find something to throw at them.


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> Find something to throw at them.

FBI agents are rare pokemons. You throw a rock to enrage them! (Back before pokemon became mainstream. throwing rocks at pokemon let you catch 'em easier in the safari zone). The FBI agents are enraged!

As you prepare your safari ball, you hear the dreaded DING DONG!

"Time's up!" says the voice.

Cursing your luck, you walk out of the safari zone, making a mental note to return here later.

Checking your pockets, you find that you're broke. You'll need at least 500 poke dollars to try your luck at the safari zone.

You decide to
> Visit Professor Oak.
> Visit Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak.
> Eat a Gloom.
> Take a quick nap.

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>Eat a gloom

You consume a random gloom of sorts, savoring, making you trip fucking balls, and in the process of your fucking ball tripping ensuing adventure in which you fight dragons and spaceworms, you find a cave filled with treasure! surely this can be exchanged for the pokedollars you need, its treasure chests filled with over 9000 gold coins

Upon seeing these, you are delighted and
>lick the coins
>take the coins with you on your balls tripping adventure
>shove all the coins up your arse
>have a seizure

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> take the coins with you on your balls tripping adventure

You add the treasure chests to your backpack, and go your merry way. However, since AFH had decided you were gonna trip balls anyway, something strange happens.

Your pokemon! They're melding, warping... into...

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The theme song blasts on!

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To capture spells is my real test
To graze them is my cause

I will travel from stage to stage
Dodging left and right
Bullet patterns for me to guage
The power of focused flight

Touhoumon!
Gotta graze 'em all--
I'll shoot with Z
And time out till victory
Touhoumon!
Ooooh, the pattern's tough
Will three bombs be enough?

Touhoumon!
Gotta graze 'em all--
My skills have showed
I'll wait for the screen to load
Never played on Easy Mode
Touhoumon!
Gotta graze 'em all!

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Well shit.

> Go to the forest of magic.
> Go to the Human Village.
> Go to the Scarlet Devil Mansion.
> Go to Reimu's shrine.

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> Go to the Human Village.

You: It was here I belonged from the start. I am safe within this protective barrier.

You move into a house and start your everyday life as a Japanese high school student.
Your cheerful athletic childhood friend, your younger tsundere sister who is not blood-related to you, a very shy girl, and your new class mate who apparently is the same age as you, but has the body and mind of a 7 year old, also live in this village now. You are bored and have nothing to do.

> Go hang out with your childhood friend.
> Tease your sister.
> Have an awkward moment with the shy girl.
> Listen to the short girl with autism as she talks about how she likes the spring.

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> Listen to the short girl with autism as she talks about how she likes the spring.

Deciding to break the cliches out of sheer boredom, you decide to listen to the weird girl with autism as she rambles on about how she likes spring. Her soft voice is actually pretty nice, and you nod off as you sit on the grass.

Then, she mentions how you are perceiving the universe as you want it, that it is your definition of how you think that things should be that defines how you live - and by extension, your boredom.

That is sufficient to gain your attention. She knows far too much...

You sit and listen, enraptured as she describes the realms of possibility, reality and surreality as the universe dissolves around you.

She finishes her rambling, then looks you straight in the eyes.

"What you decide, will eventually break your boredom."

She then stands up, and walks into the mist.

You try to chase her, desperate for more of her wisdom, but she is nowhere to be found. Four orbs float next to you - the only items you see in this endless void.

> The first orb contains a sword. You grab it.
> The second orb contains a yin-yang orb. You take it.
> The third orb contains a Barrier Jacket. You equip it.
> The fourth orb contains a toaster. You pick it up.

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> The second orb contains a yin-yang orb. You take it.

Immediately your mind reaches a neutral state. All happy and sad thoughts are vanquished. Your sicknesses or built up perks are removed.
You start your life over as a baby. The only memories you keep are of the autistic girl's words.

> You grow up to be an adventurer ready to learn and take on challenges without hesitation.
> You grow up to be a rapist, ready to kidnap and take on rape-charges without regret.
> You grow up to be a woman in a man's body, ready to fight for your cause and take on oppression without shame.
> You don't grow up. For some reason you don't age beyond 8 years old.

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> You don't grow up. For some reason you don't age beyond 8 years old.

Thought this was bad? It gets worse.

Everyone you see do not age past 8. Even high schools are filled with pettankos. Big breasts become a myth, soon a broken myth after an episode of tsurupetta Mythbusters proving that big breasts cannot exist.

As you go to your last year of high school, you meet a girl...
> It's Nomi Kudoryafuka!
> It's Tsukimiya Ayu!
> It's Loliparpol!
> It's Chiyo-chan!

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> It's Loliparpol!

- Oh my dear God, hentai tentacles, why does it have to be him... wait... "him"?
You just reminded yourself that Loliparpol is just a character made by one of male users on the web forum that you visit once in a while. Not a real person.
Everything becomes blurry as all the previous images from past few hours have been just an illusion. Then something comes to your mind. You close your nose and mouth with your hands... and yet you still can breathe!
You came to realise that you are in a dream.
As time passes by - you try to take full control over it but for some reason all of your thoughts and desires turn out differently that what you had in your mind ...as there was someone else inside your head, inside your dream, besides you.
- Nothing works. What kind of twisted nightamare is this? You say out loud to yourself but with some hope for an answer. But there is none.
You try to wake up but it only worsens the outcome as your frustration, panic and power of imagination, that grwe beyond your control, combined together create worst possible sceneries and situations.
Violence, happy memmories shaped in grotesque way, apathy from your dear ones as you're beeing hurt, obscure images... Reflections of your fears start to take over you as you grow in panic.
Then a bold thought comes to your mind, what if I focus all of this into one thing and imagine it beeing crushed by me, meaby this way I will regain control?

As you focus with all your efforts to contain all the chaos around you into one small place, chaos starts to form a sphere, and then something else, it takes a form of...
>A tall wall with alive avatars of all users from forkheads.
>A Evil Djin. (The Wishmaster)
>A Alterego of yourself. (A Dopelganger)
>The Easter Bunny.
>The Batman.
>A Unknown faceless man.
>The Killer from first Scary Movie.

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>Unknown faceless man.

The man emerges, with absolutely no facial features. As the light brightens, you notice that his skin has taken on a dark green hue, and he's wearing a dark business suit with a reddish black tie. He places a fedora on his head and suddenly, you recognize him.

He is Anon-kun, the Savior of Man!

> You buy him a drink.
> You ask him for information.
> You run!
> You ask where Navi is.

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> You ask him for information.

...
After 10 minutes of quiet staring at him he starts screaming, stops, ad starts talking but you cannot understand what he's saying.
All that is spewed from his mouth is some kind of random /b/labber.
You ask him second time for explenation as you hven't understood a single sentence.
Then he replies with kind words.
- The answer, within you it is, young padawan. We cannot speak for you. My existance denies the logic and thus We cannot serve you any logical purpose.
-....
As you strugle with looking for a propper words for next question he continues.
- We are The Legion. Besides if I told you that I alway lie, would you belive me? You must find the keyword. The captcha to unlock the truth.

As his second answer is more logical yet he haven't told you anything of value you decide to...
>Crush the fiend and try to regain control of your dream. (which doesn't have to succeed)
>Focus in finding the words. (but it may be pointless as anon may lie)
>Kill yourself in hope of waking up. (but what if you're not dreaming?)
>Give up and wait to wake up on your own or with someone else help from the outside. (which may never occur or meaby you're in a comma, an endless dream?)

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>Give up and wait to wake up on your own or with someone else help from the outside.

You sit down and relax. "Maybe the issue will resolve itself." Suddenly... it's Kirito-kun! He's come to save you from the MMORPG that is Alfheim Online.
You watch him kill the horrible admin that has you trapped and you both escape the MMORPG. You then wake up in your bed and wait for Kirito-kun~!
But the years of no physical activity has weakened your body. You're all skin and bone (and a set of nice tits). What do?
> "He can't see me like this!!" (hide under the blanket)
> "Ah, whatever. I'm a woman. It doesn't matter anyway." (do nothing)
> "Gotta look sexy!" (get into something more comfortable)
> "Fuck him. I'm hungry!" (Get the fuck out of there and find someplace to eat.)

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> "Gotta look sexy!" (get into something more comfortable)

Well, no need to stay undressed. This ain't no hentai flick (at least you hope its not), and you open your closet.

Unfortunately, you have nothing to wear as it is laundry day. You sigh, and then notice the Metal Gear mecha in your living room. This will do! You clamber into the pilot's seat, and after kicking Liquid Snake in his british nads, spewing tea everywhere and stowing him in the radome, you decide to take a stroll around town!

> Go to the park
> Go to the mall
> Go to the city center
> Go to the beach

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> Go to the beach

You take your mecha to the beach, after all after going through all this shit you want to relax. After crushing the annoying family and the overconfident douchebag on your first try you actually get to enjoy a moment of peace and quiet. After the sun goes down, you sell your mecha for a few million to a passing by millionare, and you are now standing in the entertainment discrict. You:

> Go drinking like a crazy person
> Throw the money on a passing blind man
> Use the money to light your cigarette
> Eat the money

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