Whoa, no way. Legit spam.
Song lyrics make me miss Hanzo.
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| Author: | killjockey [ Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Text Based Adventure (TBA) |
This is a game where the game master (me at the moment) plays the computer. Everyone else plays the players. The computer is programmed with an adventure game and a bad attitude that will respond to most, but not all, commands. If any of you have ever played a text-based adventure game, this is a more interactive version of one of those. This also means it's potentially multi-player. If you do not have a separate player profile (Given at the will of the computer, sometimes up for auction, sometimes by request), you are assumed to be playing as Player 1. If you do not have your own player profile, you can also use someone else's while they're not around, possibly screwing over or helping them. If I, as the computer, do not respond in a reasonable amount of time to a command (say about 3 days to a week) someone else can "hack" the computer and take over that position, forfeiting any player profiles they may have. If additional stipulations must be posted, they will be in this first post. Let's try this out, gang! --Player 1 will be played by the community with no one person taking absolute control over him. All posts not made by the computer will be assumed to be as Player 1 unless specified. All commands posted by the computer are as the computer. The computer will address who it is speaking to. Such as, "Player 3: You attempt to jump up and down on Player 2, but slip on a banana peel and fall. Player 2: You laugh at Player 3 without the ability to control yourself." -------------------------- Welcome! -------------------------- Player 1 has joined the game. Player one has started the game. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Player 1: You wake up. |
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| Author: | Josh_Josh [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Text Based Adventure (TBA) |
Fap furiously to the poster of Freddy Mercury displayed proudly above your bed. |
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| Author: | Parpol [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Text Based Adventure (TBA) |
Do you agree with me We're finding hope in disaster Aim it casually And I cant go any faster than You are beyond sight howling at the moon each night (howling at the moon each night) howling at the moon each night A veil you secretly will hide behind until after you run easily farther than my hope could ask for break open the sky forcing up a black sunrise break open the sky forcing up a black sunrise Do you agree with me We're finding hope in disaster Different frequencies And I can't go any faster than you are Beyond sight howling at the moon each night Enjoy the scenery Don't know how long it will last You say it dreamily as if we'd already passed it by break open the sky forcing up a black sunrise break open the sky forcing up a black sunrise break open the sky it's more than i can leave behind |
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| Author: | Josh_Josh [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 7:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Text Based Adventure (TBA) |
Whoa, no way. Legit spam. Song lyrics make me miss Hanzo.
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| Author: | killjockey [ Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Text Based Adventure (TBA) |
-------------------------- Player 1: As you awake, you feel the uncontrollable urge to release yourself as soon as possible. As you begin to, you hear a song playing. You do not know where the song is coming from as you have not yet opened your eyes nor do you know where you are. You assumed you were in your room, yet you have no radio or any other way to hear music in there. Come to think of it, this doesn't even smell like your room. Nevertheless, you keep going at it with nothing to stop you but the own arguing you are doing inside your head with yourself. You also get a sudden urge for processed spiced ham. |
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| Author: | Pantsman [ Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Text Based Adventure (TBA) |
The next thought you get is that you're very hungry, and you could do well with some spiced ham. Unfortunately, you realize you have no ham, and have to do with some hammm. Are you okay with this? |
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| Author: | Josh_Josh [ Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Text Based Adventure (TBA) |
I want Hammm to give me a handjob. Spicy or not spicy. And I want him to do it while he's tripping balls on DDT or some-such hallucinogen. But seriously do you have to type "open your eyes". it's not one of *those* games is it? "open your eyes" >> You open your eyes and realise you are falling off a cliff. You die upon impact with what appears to be a large inflatable pool filed with used tampons. The End. Final score: 1/500. |
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| Author: | Pantsman [ Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Text Based Adventure (TBA) |
.Main menu >Continue You walked out of the window and fell into a feminist ammo depot. Yes, it's full of tampons. Will you nibble on the used tampons? |
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| Author: | Josh_Josh [ Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Text Based Adventure (TBA) |
Upon nibbling; a curious though enters your head. With nature's bounty dripping from your dry, cracked lips you stand and come to the realisation that you are now the richest man in the world. If the entire world converted to a used-tampon based currency. Which luckily for you... It has. You are now the richest man in the world, if you can stand to stop eating your delicious, delicious money. Is this awesome? |
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| Author: | fluffy [ Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | BZX0ZX0Y0-N52 |
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| Author: | Josh_Josh [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Text Based Adventure (TBA) |
Boring. Too bad you can't buy a magnet to attract you some puss-ay. |
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