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you get in your car and prepare to race.

the first leg is straight and empty, so pour it on and melt that asphalt! +2 to car checks during this leg

this will be followed by a tense race through the red light district Girls are out in droves, and sin is in! It’s no sweat to pick up a fan in this crowd! or at least it would be if you had any fans this is your first race so dont expect much luck getting laid during this race +1 to all hotness checks during this leg

next up is a well used street It’s bumper-to-bumper around here, so hang on and look out! -3 to car checks

this will be followed by a short burst down a parking lot (when i say short i mean a single round) if you total your car here you can pick up another one but its the end of the line so that time spent getting a new car is sure to cost you (getting a new car counts as an action so you cant overtake during this final turn

there are 5 participating in this race

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i will roll up the first dice rolls do you want to use your under the hood now or save it for later in the race

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Name: Ayano
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when it came time to actually start playing i realized its not as simple as it seems i can still run the game i just need time to get my head around it and whatnot so update may take a while

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lol well god damn. Also I thought under the hood was permanent. so I'd probably prefer to use it up-front. Yom....you are a miraculous specimen.

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yeah i know if i just power through though i can get into a rhythm and start the game and get shit done but its hard doing this first race

its not that its hard to run its that its harder then i expected if i went in without expectations it would not be such a problem

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wow, you had me believe in the cause.

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i i know im so ashamed of myself

oh god im a horrible horrible person

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tuypo1 wrote:
i i know im so ashamed of myself

oh god im a horrible horrible person

yes tujop you are, but you are useful, just like a spoon is, we use you and then we clean you, then maybe we will put you in our mouths for funsies

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Gudensåterkomst wrote:
tuypo1 wrote:
i i know im so ashamed of myself

oh god im a horrible horrible person

yes tujop you are, but you are useful, just like a spoon is, we use you and then we clean you, then maybe we will put you in our mouths for funsies


YOU SICK FUCK!

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Gudensåterkomst wrote:
tuypo1 wrote:
i i know im so ashamed of myself

oh god im a horrible horrible person

yes tujop you are, but you are useful, just like a spoon is, we use you and then we clean you, then maybe we will put you in our mouths for funsies

well that's an odd analogy

but it has stired me to action I shall try and work out how these rules auctualy work

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Why couldn't there be a flash of this already...

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huh, the basic version would have been easy for tuypo to pick up, the other one is for more involved people who want a fully fleshed out game

I want someone else to make this, either ersion, ersion one is easy as fuck so I suggest it.

We could also create our own fh rulebook of cars and lesbians. This is an extremely flexible game.

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huh, the basic version would have been easy for tuypo to pick up, the other one is for more involved people who want a fully fleshed out game

I want someone else to make this, either ersion, ersion one is easy as fuck so I suggest it.

We could also create our own fh rulebook of cars and lesbians. This is an extremely flexible game.


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