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Orange Juice Jones
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Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
NEW GAME The Plot You the hero are trying cheating on Slutty McSlut with her sister Penelope McSlut because Slutty has caused way too much abuse and havoc in your life and you are sick of that bitch Penelope McSlut takes you to the beach and commands you to find all the coke available so both of you can enjoy the drug filled sex party So you have to run around the beach area trying to score coke for Penelope who keeps demanding more and cocaine Will you get enough cocaine to satisfy Penelope? Will you avoid having to fight the mafia? Play and see! Some Pictures http://postimg.org/gallery/20m4jlki6/db ... e=db45abbf
_________________ The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,
Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,
Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!
I'm the wolf, yeah! I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come. The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to her side! I don't need the words! I'm beyond the words!
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LordofFlames
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
Hey, I'll give you a challenge. Think of a flash we can make that doesn't involve sex kitten in any way. Good luck
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
LordofFlames wrote: Hey, I'll give you a challenge. Think of a flash we can make that doesn't involve sex kitten in any way. Good luck Three miles ahead of you, sucker.
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Orange Juice Jones
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
Thought of several you stupid fucker
_________________ The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,
Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,
Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!
I'm the wolf, yeah! I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come. The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to her side! I don't need the words! I'm beyond the words!
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LordofFlames
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
Good, so you know how. I am "impressed". Well? Let's hear it then.
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Orange Juice Jones
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
Most of them involve doing horrible things with your corpse
_________________ The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,
Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,
Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!
I'm the wolf, yeah! I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come. The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to her side! I don't need the words! I'm beyond the words!
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LordofFlames
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
Orange Juice Jones wrote: Most of them involve doing horrible things with your corpse Go on.
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
YomToxic wrote: LordofFlames wrote: Hey, I'll give you a challenge. Think of a flash we can make that doesn't involve sex kitten in any way. Good luck Three miles ahead of you, sucker. Three Mile Aisle The potato-powered only-source-of-energy-on-our-whole-stinking-planet and weed capital of the world is about to explode due to intense ingrown toenail. You are tasked with getting soothing lolicream from Cost's Club, the city state formed by the conglomeration of every large department store. But fuck you: the lolicream is in aisle 779-4228-fg-317 sub-aisle blue square. Because you didn't get a degree in Cost's Club geomancy you don't know where that is or why you had to lose at drawing lots to be the one to go; not until the information wizard tells you that the aisle you need to get to is not on Earth. As you venture through Cost's Club to get the lolicream to save the world from potato-radiation-induced ingrown toenail, you must travel through the center of the Earth which turns out to be loli-sucubus ridden beach-themed mega-lo-mart where ice cream is the local currency; you must navigate the hells of car insurance aisles where everything comes with free "punch you in the face insurance" which is more important than you want to know; you can get entirely lost in the role playing supply district where many customers set up homes and bought everything then became merchants themselves, living and building settlements in the aisle, going to the nearby wild animal and monster aisles to quest for the legendary "map o' the fuck out of here" (don't forget to bring soap to ward off the zealots of Mucho Taco). Finally you reach the lost, three mile long, side-scrolling beat 'em up, "types of things that can happen to feet and their various creamy cures" aisle where you must fight past hoards of long-lost customers that couldn't find the right kind of cream and ended up as kick-boxing martial artists relying heavily on their funky feet o' doom. Upon reaching the last, unjizzed on box of lolicream (level ⑨ maximum world-saving strength) you must fight Footimus, the footy. After realizing that pinching your nose works just fine you find yourself lost in some transdimensional foot care aisle. Fuck. In order to get out you must head back to RP-Aisle and negotiate for rumors of where this legendary map o' the fuck out of here might be. But then you recognize the information wizard who has become corrupt and rules over to RP-Aisle with an iron and evil fist; which he incidentally got from the "bizarre and large phallic objects made of materials deemed safe for internal use by humans and large animals" aisle. After defeating the information wizard he reveals the geomantic path out and you head home where a perfectly normal wife and loving children await with a hot meal and foot soak—OH SHIT YOU FORGOT WHY YOU WENT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. As you fly your space-enabled fighter through some endless sky-war where you're a neutral-but-still-valid-target-for-shooting-at bogey on everyone's radar, a timer counts down as the ingrown toenail causes a cascade resonance in the potato radiation matrix and brings in funky giant-ant-farming aliens that piss lightning and shit thunder from across the voids of space. Finally, you manage to get in the blatant death star valley of "put it in the hole, Luke" and wouldn't you know it? Everybody is actually on your side! As everybody helps you by clearing the way of pointlessly placed obstructions you sit back and enjoy the porn you've stollen collected on your journey. You deliver the lolicream with one second left on the timer and proceed to lampshade the cliche. The end. Fuck you, no Slutty McSlut in there at all and she's basically what makes anything a sex kitten game. You could add her to the DLL and Solitaire becomes a Sex Kitten game. So obviously we need to make her like your boss at the potato power plant. Think we should make the wife and children all hot ass bitches and incestuous/slutty? How about side quests where you complete goals not meaningful to the completion of the game but reward you with more porn and codes for next playthroughs?
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Orange Juice Jones
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
Oh I just remembered that I do have an actual ideal for a game that doesn't involve the brutal desecration of Lof's corpse
I thought it would be a good idea to have a Key fighting game In case you didn't know Key is responsible for such visual novels as Clannad Little Busters Rewrite and others You would have at least five heroines from each recent games brutally duke it out in a battle tournament to see which one is the greatest Each character would have moves and one finisher that reflects their personality like Fuko would throw sea stars and sucker punch you and Tomoyo would primarily use her feet. Like in Mortal Combat the heroines would have the ability to use one finisher move at the end of two rounds It would be similar to Melty Blood except with more characters
Oh and honestly Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!! wont even involve Slutty I just call it Sex Kitten because of brand recognition
_________________ The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,
Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,
Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!
I'm the wolf, yeah! I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come. The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to her side! I don't need the words! I'm beyond the words!
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
So what you're saying is that if we made a game that was, for example, Go it would be Sex Kitten Go?
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this madness. Do continue.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Orange Juice Jones
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
Yeah I think the only prerequisite for any Sex Kitten game involves porn, drugs, violence and random shit which makes it such a respectable tittle
_________________ The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,
Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,
Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!
I'm the wolf, yeah! I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come. The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to her side! I don't need the words! I'm beyond the words!
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
Anyway for the Key Fighting game the heroines from Clannad would be Nagisa Furukawa, Kyou Fujibayashi, Kotomi Ichinose, Tomoyo Sakagami and Fuko Ibuki The ones from Little Busters would be Rin Natsume, Haruka Saigusa, Kudryavka Noumi, Yuiko Kurugaya and Mio Nishizono and Finally Rewrite would have Kotori Kanbe, Chihaya Ohtori, Akane Senri, Sizuru Nakatsu, and Lucia Konohana
The Key also known as Kagari Would be the referee and final boss
_________________ The Flesh of Fallen Angels! Come to me all! Asteroth,
Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Bapholada, Lucifer, Loki, Satan,
Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!
I'm the wolf, yeah! I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come. The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to her side! I don't need the words! I'm beyond the words!
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LordofFlames
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
fluffy wrote: YomToxic wrote: LordofFlames wrote: Hey, I'll give you a challenge. Think of a flash we can make that doesn't involve sex kitten in any way. Good luck Three miles ahead of you, sucker. Three Mile Aisle The potato-powered only-source-of-energy-on-our-whole-stinking-planet and weed capital of the world is about to explode due to intense ingrown toenail. You are tasked with getting soothing lolicream from Cost's Club, the city state formed by the conglomeration of every large department store. But fuck you: the lolicream is in aisle 779-4228-fg-317 sub-aisle blue square. Because you didn't get a degree in Cost's Club geomancy you don't know where that is or why you had to lose at drawing lots to be the one to go; not until the information wizard tells you that the aisle you need to get to is not on Earth. As you venture through Cost's Club to get the lolicream to save the world from potato-radiation-induced ingrown toenail, you must travel through the center of the Earth which turns out to be loli-sucubus ridden beach-themed mega-lo-mart where ice cream is the local currency; you must navigate the hells of car insurance aisles where everything comes with free "punch you in the face insurance" which is more important than you want to know; you can get entirely lost in the role playing supply district where many customers set up homes and bought everything then became merchants themselves, living and building settlements in the aisle, going to the nearby wild animal and monster aisles to quest for the legendary "map o' the fuck out of here" (don't forget to bring soap to ward off the zealots of Mucho Taco). Finally you reach the lost, three mile long, side-scrolling beat 'em up, "types of things that can happen to feet and their various creamy cures" aisle where you must fight past hoards of long-lost customers that couldn't find the right kind of cream and ended up as kick-boxing martial artists relying heavily on their funky feet o' doom. Upon reaching the last, unjizzed on box of lolicream (level ⑨ maximum world-saving strength) you must fight Footimus, the footy. After realizing that pinching your nose works just fine you find yourself lost in some transdimensional foot care aisle. Fuck. In order to get out you must head back to RP-Aisle and negotiate for rumors of where this legendary map o' the fuck out of here might be. But then you recognize the information wizard who has become corrupt and rules over to RP-Aisle with an iron and evil fist; which he incidentally got from the "bizarre and large phallic objects made of materials deemed safe for internal use by humans and large animals" aisle. After defeating the information wizard he reveals the geomantic path out and you head home where a perfectly normal wife and loving children await with a hot meal and foot soak—OH SHIT YOU FORGOT WHY YOU WENT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. As you fly your space-enabled fighter through some endless sky-war where you're a neutral-but-still-valid-target-for-shooting-at bogey on everyone's radar, a timer counts down as the ingrown toenail causes a cascade resonance in the potato radiation matrix and brings in funky giant-ant-farming aliens that piss lightning and shit thunder from across the voids of space. Finally, you manage to get in the blatant death star valley of "put it in the hole, Luke" and wouldn't you know it? Everybody is actually on your side! As everybody helps you by clearing the way of pointlessly placed obstructions you sit back and enjoy the porn you've stollen collected on your journey. You deliver the lolicream with one second left on the timer and proceed to lampshade the cliche. The end. Fuck you, no Slutty McSlut in there at all and she's basically what makes anything a sex kitten game. You could add her to the DLL and Solitaire becomes a Sex Kitten game. So obviously we need to make her like your boss at the potato power plant. Think we should make the wife and children all hot ass bitches and incestuous/slutty? How about side quests where you complete goals not meaningful to the completion of the game but reward you with more porn and codes for next playthroughs? And we have a winner. This is what I'm talking about. And the cheat codes you unlock after each playthrough should be both useful and cosmetic, AND fucked up. All in good FH style. :D
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
To be honest I'm going to have to redirect everybody's attention to Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO which is the topic at hand. I didn't mean to derail this in-progress development thread and don't want to detract from a game that is infinitely more likely to get made than anything I recommend (mostly because I'm the dysfunctional type of crazy where I can't actually do anything).
Besides, an excuse to have a game where the most dressed a girl will be in a bikini? Are you fucking high? That's awesome! °дº
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Re: Sex Kitten BEACH BLANKET BANZI BOOGALOO!!!
I know you're trying to save face fluffy, but dysfunctional type of crazy is one of the best types. Milkin- I mean reinventing a known brand is all well and good, but the customers might get too full of it, if it comes out often enough with few or no changes to the core gameplay and functions.
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