Re: Project SKM. UPDATED 1/8/2010
NPC1: Angle McVagoo
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post ... &id=833510
"Hai, faggot!. You look like a fucking retard - j00 girl been mad at you or something?!" "I have a feeling I know what your problem is - I'll tell you... IF you can answer a very simple question!. Are you game, bitch?!" <Yes> Leads to question. <No> Subtracts 100 magic good. "No? You suck! LOLOLOLOL!!1111oneoneone <Attack her> Leads to attack check.
Question: What is the vulva?.
Winning decks you 100,000 Magic good and that the fact that you need 960,000 magic good to get on McSlut's good books.
"Ooh, you know your stuff. I'll let you know your way in mine. =]"
Losing: "Psh, you dont even know what a vulva is!. How the fuck did you manage to score a girl like McSlut?! get outta here, you poser fag!" *she kicks your ass as you run away* 20 Hp Loss.
Attack check - if magic good >= 100,000 then you successfully subdue her by sticking your thumb up her ass (GET INFO) ELSE she kicks your nuts so hard you chew on them. Lose 90 HP.
Hentai payout: thumb up her ass pic.
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NPC2: Flandre Scarlet
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post ... &id=854000
She does not work here. She has felt your blood and has come to feed. Obey her, or be ready to pay the consequences.
"Hey, you there - yeah you, shit bucket!. What's sex?"
Choices.
<Explain it to her>
*You explain what sex is to Flandre.*
"Mm, that sounds fuckin' hawt if you ask me. In fact, I'm all warm and fluffy inside now. All I need is to fill my stomach, and YOU look like some easy satisfaction. Get over here. Now."
<Agree>
Agreed to feed. *Flandre bites you. She will drain your HP, but you will be gaining magic good somewhat faster than the TV screen device. Press the button to push her off. She CAN kill you if you let your HP slide to 0. She will be satisfied and will tell you to come back later.*
<Refuse>
*Flandre is not pleased. She plays around with time and space and obliterates you (and a good section of the museum). 99999Hp -
<Tell her you don't know>
*She pouts and tells you to get out of her sight.* 10 magic good loss.
Hentai payout: None. Gives Magic good instead.