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forkheads on the oregon trail
this will be a lets play of the oregon trail in the form of diary entries you want screenshots and mechanical details fuck you your not getting them
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
so it turns out foods really fucking cheap we will be eating like kings all the way to oregon and fucking like rabbits with only the 20 oxen mooing in the background as an aphrodisiac do oxen moo i dont know we are from the future fuck you
we have a shitload of ammo and lots of spare parts lets be off we will take frequent breaks and have a grand time
the guy at the store said i should buy more clothes but fuck him we will be spending most of our time with our clothes off anyway
come to think of it why the fuck did none of us bring our own clothes along oh well these few i brought will do
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
it is the first of april time to set out
i would make an april fools joke but im not sure that was even a thing in this time period god damit yom why did you only put fuel for a 1 way trip in to the time machine and why the hell do you expect to find some in oregon if you wanted a road trip you could have just said so
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
well theres a river coming up and i decided to go hunting i shot fucking shitloads of little baby animals but aparently it could not all fit on the wagon i wasted my fucking ammo
wait a second why cant i just go up and punch them to death
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
fuck why did nobody tell me that i would need money to get across the river on the ferry i spent all our fucking money
guess we will just have to fjord the river no fucking way am i making this piece of shit into a boat
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
well fuck the wagon sank although luckily we managed to get all the supplies back we of course survived because were fucking forkheads and we are awesome like that
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
hah seems its only that one river that has a ferry anyway
wait a second why dont we just follow the rivers it seems much safer
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
damit you useless fucks stop complaining about the weather
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
welp we sank in the river again but its all good why dont we just carry everything across one piece at a time to begin with
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
shit one of the ox is sick im a doctor i should be able to fix it an ox is just a quadripeal human right
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
man aparently there are dickheads who go hunting take a tiny piece and leave the rest to rot
yes i realise i did the same thing but that was an acident
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
welp here we are fork kenedy i dont know who the hell they expect to be able to hold this place from calling it a fort is extremely generous maybe the word used to mean something difrent
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
oh shit i forgot to mention i prescribed the oxen rest so we stoped for the day and had a wild orgy (well if 5 people can be considered an orgy)
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
while in fort kearny the others all found lolis to fuck i would have loved to join them but i had more important things to do so i could keep this party together i swear if we become able to have sex for some reason we will run out of things to do and grow really fucking bored
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Re: forkheads on the oregon trail
after 5 days we all said goodbye to our lolis and promised to come see them again someday i even found myself these 3 loli twins there was no time for sex but i promised i would be back and by goly i will even if there no longer lolis by the time i get back i dont really care about the age of my partners
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