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Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
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Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
A valet brings out Yom's personal car, as another catgirl in a maid uniform brings a new 'travel suit'. Despite all, he smiles and thanks his employees for doing a superb job. He is, after all... a professional. Two armed guards, M4A1As ready, get out of the vehicle. The clearly newer one forgets Yom's dislike of formalities and says "Mr. President, sir. We've bought the car-" before being poked in the gut by the other. This breaks the ice, and everyone has a good laugh. Yom is driving this time, and everyone else gets in. The car is a souped up Turbo Wagon, with extended armorplates and a well-stocked armory. As the car rolls into the company courtyard, a butler arrives with a handcart. "Is the young master off to a ...road trip?" he says. "Well then! I've prepared some things for you." With a grand flourish, he reveals... Everyone gratefully thanks the butler. With the supplies packed, the vehicle is shifted into high gear - we lost valuable time before, and we have to be there before the 19th!
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Re: Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
Our roadtrip is saved! *begrudgingly admits that he cannot kayak or ski* >.>; LETS CONTINUE THIS EPIC ADVENTURE!
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The adventure begins. We drive not to slow, but not too fast either. However, driving slowly ends up with us stuck behind a large RV. We end up tacking on some extra bumper stickers advertising FH, and 'dick butt' to it for shits and giggles. We drive near a YomTech pot plantation. The workers there recognize the President - and after a quick tour of the facility, we score some organic weed! - Spoiler: show
- This stuff is grown in free-range farms, irrigated with fresh mountain springwater, and grown on loamy, biofertilized soil. Each bag is inspected by a team of professional health inspectors, and carries the YomTech Guarantee of Quality. You'll never even think about going back to that basement-grown counterfeit garbage after you try this stuff.
However, disaster strikes as Chaos drops his spliff... and lights the luxurious leather seat on !FIRE!. We arrive at Des Moines, IA. Chaos wants to sleep, upset over losing his new-found favorite in the fire.
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Re: Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
As long as it burns, we're still technically smoking it, right?
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Mon Sep 14, 2015 11:22 am |
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Re: Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
After a good night's sleep, Chaos feels much better! As we have sufficient supplies, we don't buy anything except for a full tank of gas which sets us back 22$. And then things get weird again. The awkwardness doesn't last, though. ... because gummy finds this thing. ... then, the Laws of the Universe balance out. Fast. "CHOBITS HENTAI!" "EXCEL SAGA MUSICAL!" "KAIJI OST!" "HIKARU NO GO OST!" A comical ball of nonsensical violence beginsClutching his Chobits Hentai, Parpol rolls around on the flowers... And the flowers give him their wisdom. The scenic view is quite nice, too. Worth it. Using the shortcut, we arrive!
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Re: Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
KAIJI OST!! MAXIMUM THE ADRENALINE! Parpol needs to stop rolling around in all the flower beds we pass xD
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After a restful nap at a hotel, the gang hits the gas station to load up on some gas and munchies. Gas loaded for well, and we leave. However, there's a turtle race happening! With our FUNKY TURTLES, we win easily! Should we? Lets do it! FOR THE UNIVERSE! Worth it. As we drive off, this happens. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. We pick up a hitchhiker... Who directs us to an orchard where we get something to eat! Circle of life, man. THESE BE LOOKIN' GOOD YO. Yeap. One bag full. Snow? At this time of the year? Dude, what. And then parpol finds another 40$ in his pocket for no reason. And with that, we arrive in a friendly town named after a rock.
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Re: Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
Not a bad thing has happened to you xD Im jealous. uugh, Im as silent as gummy was when he road with me *Shamed by kayake and skiing losses*
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Again, a good night's sleep at another hotel to perk everyone's willpower up! We're running low on entertainment, so we decide to shop for new CDs and games/mags. Loaded again, we leave... only to find 100$ on the floor. As we turn the peak exit, we see this challenge. Being hardcore nutbags, we sign up. Our jams begin, and we roar down the mountain road! UNSTOPPABLE! We break the WORLD RECORD! With the cash in the bag, we drive off into the sunset... GUMMY! YOU ATE ALL THE WAFFLES!!! Another scenic view? Why the fuck not~ BGM We decided to make a Barrier Pose to commemorate this awesome scene. With the memories, we return to the road. Alas, its sad - a sad fact of life... Eh, finally! Road trip blues! I was thinking I was cursed with awesome or something! We also spraypaint robotnik in a bikini on this huge semi that blocked the road. And then, perhaps due to the random violence balls we were holding, one of our cd's got scratched up. Which wont matter much since just then, we took another turn into Green River, Utah!
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Once again, we stock up on well-needed sleep, and setting our pace slower. Only three day left... And if our map's right, just 3 more cities to blast through! Yom hangs out with a bunch of hippies, and picks up some rumors. Nudists, eh? [SCHEMING INTENSIFIES]MOAR GAMBLING? MY LUCK WILL SURELY HOLD.. Eh, a 10x winback is better than nothing~ Are we in? YES WE ARE! ALLRIGHT EVERYONE! THE TRACK IS FULL OF NAKED PEOPLE, SO WE GONNA RIG A CAMERA TO THE KAYAK! THAT'LL MAKE EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE WAY! AHAHHAHHAHA! NOW LETS GET ON THE HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! We drive off again, quite pumped... and parpol does something. - Spoiler: show
- "Sheep thrills!"
"Baaa humbug." "Leading the flock away from the road!." *HONK HONK* YOU'RE A MUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT, ARENT YA?! "Out of shear lack of fucks, I can't think of anything right off the hoof. Gonna have to chew the cud on that one for awhile..."
Just to put an end to the PUNNISHMENT, we take a detour and visit this place. DUUUUUUUUUDE Also this happens. "Excuse me but wtf are you doing?" And with that, we arrive in Las Vegas.
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Again, with a relaxing stay in a hotel to relax and wind down, we are ready to hit the road! After stocking up and gearing up to leave, a surprising situation comes up! Gummy is in love~<3 D'aww... I remember my youth when I see those kids dancin' like two little giddy butterflies~ Gummy has left the party.With a day left to spare, we decide to set up camp and wait until sunrise. Don't wanna be to early, ya know. Parpol doesn't seem to be doing so well in the bladder section. Guess a stopover is necessary... That's when we find the legendary hidden cave of the Gnomes. Enlightened by this ancient races' technology, we leave better than yesterday. We finally arrive in the last stopover to our goal - Big Bear!
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Big Bear is a nice place, a refreshing change of pace from the congested Las Vegas. We crack the last of our sodas to a toast for Gummy, who bravely faced the dangers of the ball&chain alone. After a good night's rest, we go and buy some more food - we were running low after all. We've come far, eh guys?They'll be calling it the Gummy Memorial Circuit when we're through with it... Allright guys, this one's for Gummy. Lets not fuck it up, allright? We take home the winning prize. Told you I would win. Far from an annoyance, it only serves to break some ice on the somber mood that had settled with Gummy's passing. We decide to camp again, as our goal is a day away. THE DISEASE IS SPREADING!! The chance for MORE RANDOM VANDALISM presents itself... Yes, yes it is. Damn twuck getting in the way. Might as well camp again since we're less than 50 miles from our objective. Aw man! Good thing I got that extra cash... WE DID IT! SCORE~ FIN~
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Re: Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
In my slightly inebriated state this was a very good read. 9.5/10 for drunken entertainment.
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Re: Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
lol, YEAHHHH
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