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A valet brings out Yom's personal car, as another catgirl in a maid uniform brings a new 'travel suit'.
Despite all, he smiles and thanks his employees for doing a superb job. He is, after all... a professional.

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Two armed guards, M4A1As ready, get out of the vehicle. The clearly newer one forgets Yom's dislike of formalities and says "Mr. President, sir. We've bought the car-" before being poked in the gut by the other. This breaks the ice, and everyone has a good laugh.

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Yom is driving this time, and everyone else gets in.

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The car is a souped up Turbo Wagon, with extended armorplates and a well-stocked armory.

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As the car rolls into the company courtyard, a butler arrives with a handcart.

"Is the young master off to a ...road trip?" he says. "Well then! I've prepared some things for you." With a grand flourish, he reveals...

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Everyone gratefully thanks the butler.

With the supplies packed, the vehicle is shifted into high gear - we lost valuable time before, and we have to be there before the 19th!

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Post Re: Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
Our roadtrip is saved! :fireeye
*begrudgingly admits that he cannot kayak or ski* >.>;
LETS CONTINUE THIS EPIC ADVENTURE!

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The adventure begins. We drive not to slow, but not too fast either.

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However, driving slowly ends up with us stuck behind a large RV. We end up tacking on some extra bumper stickers advertising FH, and 'dick butt' to it for shits and giggles.

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We drive near a YomTech pot plantation. The workers there recognize the President - and after a quick tour of the facility, we score some organic weed!

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This stuff is grown in free-range farms, irrigated with fresh mountain springwater, and grown on loamy, biofertilized soil. Each bag is inspected by a team of professional health inspectors, and carries the YomTech Guarantee of Quality. You'll never even think about going back to that basement-grown counterfeit garbage after you try this stuff.


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However, disaster strikes as Chaos drops his spliff... and lights the luxurious leather seat on !FIRE!.

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We arrive at Des Moines, IA. Chaos wants to sleep, upset over losing his new-found favorite in the fire.

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As long as it burns, we're still technically smoking it, right? :jont

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After a good night's sleep, Chaos feels much better!

As we have sufficient supplies, we don't buy anything except for a full tank of gas which sets us back 22$.

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And then things get weird again.

The awkwardness doesn't last, though.

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... because gummy finds this thing.

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... then, the Laws of the Universe balance out. Fast.

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"CHOBITS HENTAI!"
"EXCEL SAGA MUSICAL!"
"KAIJI OST!"
"HIKARU NO GO OST!"
A comical ball of nonsensical violence begins

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Clutching his Chobits Hentai, Parpol rolls around on the flowers...

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And the flowers give him their wisdom.

The scenic view is quite nice, too. Worth it.
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Using the shortcut, we arrive!
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KAIJI OST!! MAXIMUM THE ADRENALINE!
Parpol needs to stop rolling around in all the flower beds we pass xD

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After a restful nap at a hotel, the gang hits the gas station to load up on some gas and munchies.

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Gas loaded for well, and we leave.

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However, there's a turtle race happening!

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With our FUNKY TURTLES, we win easily!

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Should we? Lets do it! FOR THE UNIVERSE!

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Worth it.

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As we drive off, this happens.
:jont :jont :jont :jont :jont
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.

We pick up a hitchhiker...
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Who directs us to an orchard where we get something to eat!
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Circle of life, man.

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THESE BE LOOKIN' GOOD YO.

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Yeap. One bag full.

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Snow? At this time of the year? Dude, what.

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And then parpol finds another 40$ in his pocket for no reason.

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And with that, we arrive in a friendly town named after a rock.

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Not a bad thing has happened to you xD Im jealous.
uugh, Im as silent as gummy was when he road with me *Shamed by kayake and skiing losses*

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Again, a good night's sleep at another hotel to perk everyone's willpower up!

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We're running low on entertainment, so we decide to shop for new CDs and games/mags.

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Loaded again, we leave... only to find 100$ on the floor.

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As we turn the peak exit, we see this challenge. Being hardcore nutbags, we sign up.

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Our jams begin, and we roar down the mountain road!

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UNSTOPPABLE! We break the WORLD RECORD!

With the cash in the bag, we drive off into the sunset...

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GUMMY! YOU ATE ALL THE WAFFLES!!! :shinjif :shinjif :shinjif

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Another scenic view? Why the fuck not~

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We decided to make a Barrier Pose to commemorate this awesome scene.

With the memories, we return to the road.

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Alas, its sad - a sad fact of life...

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Eh, finally! Road trip blues! I was thinking I was cursed with awesome or something!

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We also spraypaint robotnik in a bikini on this huge semi that blocked the road.

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And then, perhaps due to the random violence balls we were holding, one of our cd's got scratched up.

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Which wont matter much since just then, we took another turn into Green River, Utah!

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Once again, we stock up on well-needed sleep, and setting our pace slower. Only three day left...

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And if our map's right, just 3 more cities to blast through!

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Yom hangs out with a bunch of hippies, and picks up some rumors.

Nudists, eh?
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[SCHEMING INTENSIFIES]

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MOAR GAMBLING? MY LUCK WILL SURELY HOLD..

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Eh, a 10x winback is better than nothing~

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Are we in? YES WE ARE!

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ALLRIGHT EVERYONE! THE TRACK IS FULL OF NAKED PEOPLE, SO WE GONNA RIG A CAMERA TO THE KAYAK! THAT'LL MAKE EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE WAY! AHAHHAHHAHA! NOW LETS GET ON THE HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE!
:black :bloo :shinjif :heh :pirate

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YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

We drive off again, quite pumped... and parpol does something.

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"Sheep thrills!"
"Baaa humbug."
"Leading the flock away from the road!."
*HONK HONK* YOU'RE A MUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT, ARENT YA?!
"Out of shear lack of fucks, I can't think of anything right off the hoof. Gonna have to chew the cud on that one for awhile..."


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Just to put an end to the PUNNISHMENT, we take a detour and visit this place.

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DUUUUUUUUUDE

Also this happens.
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"Excuse me but wtf are you doing?" :>(

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And with that, we arrive in Las Vegas.

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Again, with a relaxing stay in a hotel to relax and wind down, we are ready to hit the road!

After stocking up and gearing up to leave, a surprising situation comes up!

Gummy is in love~<3
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D'aww... I remember my youth when I see those kids dancin' like two little giddy butterflies~
Gummy has left the party.

With a day left to spare, we decide to set up camp and wait until sunrise. Don't wanna be to early, ya know.

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Parpol doesn't seem to be doing so well in the bladder section. Guess a stopover is necessary...

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That's when we find the legendary hidden cave of the Gnomes.

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Enlightened by this ancient races' technology, we leave better than yesterday.

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We finally arrive in the last stopover to our goal - Big Bear!

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Big Bear is a nice place, a refreshing change of pace from the congested Las Vegas. We crack the last of our sodas to a toast for Gummy, who bravely faced the dangers of the ball&chain alone.

After a good night's rest, we go and buy some more food - we were running low after all.

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We've come far, eh guys?

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They'll be calling it the Gummy Memorial Circuit when we're through with it...

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Allright guys, this one's for Gummy. Lets not fuck it up, allright?

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We take home the winning prize. Told you I would win.

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Far from an annoyance, it only serves to break some ice on the somber mood that had settled with Gummy's passing.

We decide to camp again, as our goal is a day away.

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THE DISEASE IS SPREADING!!

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The chance for MORE RANDOM VANDALISM presents itself...

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Yes, yes it is.

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Damn twuck getting in the way. Might as well camp again since we're less than 50 miles from our objective.

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Aw man! Good thing I got that extra cash...

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WE DID IT!

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SCORE~


FIN~

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In my slightly inebriated state this was a very good read. 9.5/10 for drunken entertainment.

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Post Re: Yom and Friends go on a Roadtrip
:fireeye :fireeye :fireeye
That was an epic trip yomu! Sorry for sitting on your sunglasses but I felt like they were mocking me and my horrible failure! :mrgreen

Now let's jaaaaaaam to some Thule!!
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lol, YEAHHHH

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