Fallout 2 - A Neko's Adventure
Sometimes in history, few are born with a certain purpose. Many of these people are the ones history remembers for their choices that ultimately bettered out lives.
Others well....they are just fucking psychopaths. Or at least that's what the elder called me.
Such as the one this story is about. Me.
The world I was born into isn't a very....friendly one. But it's a fun one nonetheless. I wouldn't of asked to be put on a more perfect plane of existence.
This is me. I'm not very strong, but my personality is what gets me by.....at least I hope.
And here I am. Right now I gotta prove myself to my elder to save the village. Or something like that. I wasn't really paying attention. All I got from what she said was, "kill everything in here and get to the end." Probably.
First step I take, there are ants all over the place.
I proceed to punch them all in their faces and I beat them without a scratch.
I go through the door to see two ways to go, being the explorer that I am, I take the right way.
after finding even more bugs and punching them to death as anyone would do, I ignore the pot in the room and go back to go down the left path. I enter the room to the left.
In the room I found scorpions. I then proceeded to rip them apart with my bare hands. Following the bloodbath I continue down the hall.
I decided to ignore the path to the right and pick the lock on the door. It unlocked instantly I put a stick in it. Just like my lovers.
Running into the new area, spears shoot by. Nearly hitting me, but I didn't stop running. Cause fuck it. Waiting is for pussies.
As I take a left at the cross roads I found a pot with....a certain toy in it. Plastic Explosives. Now I knew were they hid it from me after my 15th birthday party!
I set the explosive in front of this door. I set the timer for 3 minutes and waited. This was going to be fun.
in the meantime I'll look over here. Oh? More ants? *PUNCH* *PUNCH*
After the explosion I run into the room and take a left. Seeing more ants I proceed to paint the walls with their blood.
After that I walk into the next room, wondering when this will be over with.
I walk in to see.....him. Billy you bastard. Apparently I had to beat him in hand to hand combat. The pussy quite after the first 6 punches and ran off crying. Like the little bitch he is.
After leaving the temple with some new clothes I found. I decided I had enough with this shit. I mugged the elder for some cash and took the shit in her chest before running off.
Almost instantly as I left the village, a group of animals attack me. Tribals must of set this trap incase anyone ran off.
After a long and bloody battle, ripping them apart with my bare hands, I managed to survived the attack and learned the ways of the world. I continued on my journey, heading to the nearby town to see what riches awaited me there.
-Chapter 1 : A Fisty Beginning -
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