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Post Kill or Dont kill? The internet Q&A Pro tips thread
here's how it goes, every once in a while you may stumble upon some hapless creature that your dumbshitz has never seen before and it's all up in j00r space, and now j00 be wonderin if j00 shouldz kill that shit or not.

Then you're in the right place.

To post a question j00 will need:
1: a description and/or image OR the things actual name cause you're not a dumbfuck and looked it up bt theres no info on whether it's dangerous or not.
2: a question "kill or don't kill"

The description should contain:
1: how many legs/arms it has.
2: how many body segments it has EX: Torso head and abdomen
3: What kind of mouth it has
4: what colours it is.
5: what patterns it's body has and where. underside or top?
6: what kind of creature it's similar to.


To answer a question j00 need:
1; to actually know what the fuck you're talking about.
1.1: actually no you don't this is gen spam you may say "kill with extreme prejudice" and it's A-OK
2: method to kill it, tell em how to do it fuckhead!

To follow kill orders when the thing is identified as non-threatenning j00 need:
1: NO TRAINING
2: must post pic or video of teh killz

To follow kill orders when the thing is identified as Dangerous j00 need:
1: to take extreme precautions unless j00 are teh masterly trained ninja if j00 are teh masterly trained ninja go to option N:
N: J00 may attempt to kill it with skill and speed in a single clean controlled stroke.


J00 clear?

OK DEN

First entry:

Kills or don't kills?:
http://bugguide.net/node/view/4378/bgimage

link contains all info.

Please post description even with an image, because we can compile this into a flash (drop down menus) along with the answers whar people can instantly dropdown/describe things and get answers and pictchars and instructions of how the FH says to killz it.

in this case:
The description:
1: 8 legs.
2: 2 segments, head and abdomen
3: 2 fangs
4: clear, white and red
5: the legs are clear, the abdomen has a white multi-triangle stripe on top leading down the back surrounded by 2 red stripes.
6: spider

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Post Re: Kill or Dont kill? The internet Q&A Pro tips thread
KILL IT WITH MOTHERFUCKING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post Re: Kill or Dont kill? The internet Q&A Pro tips thread
KingGMY wrote:
KILL IT WITH MOTHERFUCKING FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SomeWebFaggot wrote:
By volume, it's venom is probably nearly as toxic as widows.


Identified as Dangerous.

Master Ninja strike 1480: "Bitch Slap"

... there's nothing left. Death by Bitch-slap.

Ninja master credentials: I bitch slap flies out of the air.

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Wait, but isn't the bite too small to be anything serious?

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Post Re: Kill or Dont kill? The internet Q&A Pro tips thread
joshex wrote:


Scanning...

Analysis complete.
Recog code identification as "Allied Race - small spider".
Alliance terms: Spider kills mites, mosquitoes, flies and other harmful vermin. In exchange, we provide a safe haven for it to nest and breed - and a safe zone in winter.

IFF (Identification Friend or Foe) systems feedback received. Do not attack. Switching off auto targeting. Opening communications relay...

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Post Re: Kill or Dont kill? The internet Q&A Pro tips thread
Tom Adams wrote:
Fortunately, it's considerably smaller and if the jaws are large enough to inflict a bite to humans, the amount of venom injected would be too small to have anything more than a slight, localized effect.


and

Tom Adams wrote:
no spider bites humans aggressively



So I really don't deem them a danger unless provoked, and even then they aren't too much of a danger.

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Post Re: Kill or Dont kill? The internet Q&A Pro tips thread
KingGMY wrote:
Tom Adams wrote:
Fortunately, it's considerably smaller and if the jaws are large enough to inflict a bite to humans, the amount of venom injected would be too small to have anything more than a slight, localized effect.


and

Tom Adams wrote:
no spider bites humans aggressively



So I really don't deem them a danger unless provoked, and even then they aren't too much of a danger.


truth be told GF had sprayed it down with dishsoap water before I got up then badgered me to throw it out the window, so i grabbed it with tissue and did so.

but the part about bitch slapping flies to death is true.. my reflexes are getting hyper fast.

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Post Re: Kill or Dont kill? The internet Q&A Pro tips thread
Think you quoted the wrong person.

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Post Re: Kill or Dont kill? The internet Q&A Pro tips thread
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COSMIC HORROR

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immune to magic, +70% to evade, armored body

abilities: summon minnions, drink, float, FUCKING EXIST AT ALL BECAUSE IT'S A COSMIC FUCKING HORROR

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COSMIC HORROR

+40% exoskeleton/chance to save versus fire
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level 13 half earwig/dwarven blade master

immune to magic, +70% to evade, armored body

abilities: summon minnions, drink, float, FUCKING EXIST AT ALL BECAUSE IT'S A COSMIC FUCKING HORROR


KILL IT WITH AIR FRESHENER!!!!

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It's surprisingly super effective!

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my penis can not get erect

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then helicopter

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