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joshex
Level 22
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| Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:10 am |
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 How did you piss, today? Straight and center: no bullshit, straight in the center of the bowl!
Ring around o'l rosie: in circles around the rim
cleaner: clean off shit stains or other blemishes with your urine
plumber: high pressure trying to get your stream down the pipes.
john hand-cock: Piss wuz here.
sloppy but safe: stand far away to avoid back splash and try to get it in the bowl.
swirly: circles and circles.
squiggly: no unique pattern lots of loops.
Other: Describe what happens when you whip that shit out!
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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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| Thu Apr 07, 2016 5:49 am |
 
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joshex
Level 22
| Posts: 2259 |
| Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:10 am |
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| Location: SR388 |
| Group: Special Access |
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Re: How did you piss, today? I started straight and center to get my aiming bearings then did a bit of cleaner because that shits and eyesore when I'm relaxin. then finished by doing a half ring around rosie cause there was some pubes round the rim that needed cleaning.
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mepsipax
got any?
His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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| Thu Apr 07, 2016 6:02 am |
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Pantsman
Level 39
| Posts: 21063 |
| Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:44 pm |
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Re: How did you piss, today? Into a bottle. Added bicarbonate of soda and sealed it up.
5 hours later, I returned home and dumped the mixture into the compost tank. Core temperature at 39 degrees C. Cycle set - production of this batch will be complete in 50 days.
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KingGMY
Level 16
| Posts: 1679 |
| Joined: Thu May 28, 2015 6:40 pm |
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| Location: Stop looking down here, ya pervert. |
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Re: How did you piss, today? What even yom...
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I'm back.... as a zombie lol
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| Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:56 pm |
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Pantsman
Level 39
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| Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:44 pm |
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Re: How did you piss, today? KingGMY wrote: What even yom... Compost. I produce compost at home, and have a private garden for in-house good food and drink. Over time, I turned this empty, barren patch of land near my house into a verdant jungle, teeming with life.
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Natsuki
Level 1
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Re: How did you piss, today? He's on to something. http://voices.nationalgeographic.com/20 ... sts-crops/Never thought I'd visualize you as a crazy survivalist sort... 
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| Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:37 am |
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Parpol
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Re: How did you piss, today? I sit down when I pee, lol
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| Fri Apr 08, 2016 12:06 pm |
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joshex
Level 22
| Posts: 2259 |
| Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:10 am |
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Re: How did you piss, today? Parpol wrote: I sit down when I pee, lol Edited for this purpose.
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mepsipax
got any?
His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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| Fri Apr 08, 2016 5:49 pm |
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joshex
Level 22
| Posts: 2259 |
| Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:10 am |
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| Location: SR388 |
| Group: Special Access |
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Re: How did you piss, today? squiggly yesterday, and lots of it was not allowed online at the end of the day tho. so posting now.
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mepsipax
got any?
His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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| Fri Apr 08, 2016 5:53 pm |
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joshex
Level 22
| Posts: 2259 |
| Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:10 am |
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| Location: SR388 |
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Re: How did you piss, today? straight and center, it wasalong day, got another coming tomorow.
remember to vote again you fucktards! I resetthe pollbecause I had to add two new obvious entries In a Bottle, and Sitting/Squatting.
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mepsipax
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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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| Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:27 am |
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fluffy
Level 20
| Posts: 2051 |
| Joined: Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:51 pm |
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Re: How did you piss, today? It wasn't the right color. I think something might be wrong inside me… again. It was dark and cloudy, still yellow, not brown or orange, just like there was too much protein in it. Might be too many vitamins or not enough of something. Maybe I didn't come hard enough when I beat my morning wood. If it doesn't clear up by tomorrow I'll try base-lining my diet and troubleshoot.
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NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
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| Sat Apr 09, 2016 11:31 pm |
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joshex
Level 22
| Posts: 2259 |
| Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:10 am |
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| Location: SR388 |
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Re: How did you piss, today? fluffy wrote: It wasn't the right color. I think something might be wrong inside me… again. It was dark and cloudy, still yellow, not brown or orange, just like there was too much protein in it. Might be too many vitamins or not enough of something. Maybe I didn't come hard enough when I beat my morning wood. If it doesn't clear up by tomorrow I'll try base-lining my diet and troubleshoot. sounds like you've been on teh captain crunch. no wait, that's to change poo to green. yeast infection? i peed sloppy but safe today it was squiggly in nature
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mepsipax
got any?
His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.
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| Thu Apr 14, 2016 8:15 am |
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Pantsman
Level 39
| Posts: 21063 |
| Joined: Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:44 pm |
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Re: How did you piss, today? fluffy wrote: It wasn't the right color. I think something might be wrong inside me… again. It was dark and cloudy, still yellow, not brown or orange, just like there was too much protein in it. Might be too many vitamins or not enough of something. Maybe I didn't come hard enough when I beat my morning wood. If it doesn't clear up by tomorrow I'll try base-lining my diet and troubleshoot. Here, use this hydration kit.  Uses Yomtek Biotechnology special hyperhydration systems, nutrient absorbent catalysts and radical scrubbers to really reinvigorate the body and ease the pressure on your kidneys. Lasts for a day. Refills cost 10$ per can, but key in this code: SUPARLUIGI to get a 80% discount per purchase!
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| Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:35 pm |
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fluffy
Level 20
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Re: How did you piss, today? Today my urine was back to its bright and almost electric yellow, like a highlighter or Mountain Dew. I also, for fun, pissed into the toilet from outside my bathroom door. I did this after I noticed something when I stumbled into the bathroom after just waking up and moving to correct my stream instead of bothering with my penis: I had to almost step out of the bathroom and my penis was pointing roughly downward.
On a related note, my 300mm vernier calipers arrived today so I can finally measure my penis. My 150mm verniers weren't getting the job done.
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In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it.
NOW IN GLORIOUS TODD A.O.!
fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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Chaos
Level 4
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Re: How did you piss, today? Waited too long, it was like a cannon, man! a fucking cannon!
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