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 The Official Pokemon Joke and Parody thread. 
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Post The Official Pokemon Joke and Parody thread.
the rules are simple, make it funny, and about pokemon or generaly related to pokemon or some lines or instances from the pokemon TV shows.

I'll start:

there were some wild pokemon that had been watching a breeder for a while, when an outsider to the group asked the huddled group of pokemon:

"whats so special about that trainer? does he have special balls or something?"

the pokemon thought for a moment then the leader said:

"any trainers can have balls, but he has stones!"

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Post Re: The Official Pokemon Joke and Parody thread.
Ash and Brock and gang are walking through the desert in search of a legendary pokemon. It's been days and they found nothing so far, Everyone is at their wits end. At the beginning of the excursion Team rocket tried to nab pikachu, but now all they can do is walk peacefully along side their rivals with their tongues hanging out.

suddenly everyone just stops as if a communal sentiment between all of them has just been reached in silence. as the heat beats down on them, the silence is broken by whining;

Misty: if this heat keeps up any longer I'm going to sweat my shorts off.

May: I've already had to take off my bandana and I feel my shirt is going to give me a friction burn.

Jessie: that's it, I'm done. someone dig a grave to bury me in when I'm gone.

James: you're not kidding, I'm sweating my balls off over here.

Ash looks him up and down: nah your pokeballs are secured inside you belt don't worry it'll take a lot more than sweat to make them drop.

there's an awkward silence for a while till;

Brock: that's not what he meant Ash.

James: looks like I'm not the only one who'll be doing a little ball dropping.

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Post Re: The Official Pokemon Joke and Parody thread.
At a pokemon nursery:

Nurse joy: what are you nursing young boy?

I'm nursing a pikachu.

nurse joy: how about you little girl?

a charizard.

Aw thats nothing I'm nursing a moltres!

Nurse joy: Wow thats a legendary pokemon how on earth did you...

????: Ah $#17 shut the Fak up already yur destoorbin what I'm nursin.

Nurse joy looks at the man a bit disgruntled at his use of language: Fine then. just what are you nursing?

????: a wine cooler, now keep it down, yur Killin mah buzz.

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Post Re: The Official Pokemon Joke and Parody thread.
two trainers met at random;

trainer 1: that's a nice raichu you got there!

trainer 2: wow cool plusil and minin! you got, hey you know what I'll trade you this stone I got if you let my raichu breed with plusil.

trainer 1: dude wtf! Officer Jenny! Officer Jenny!

Jenny: what seems to be the problem here?

trainer 1: Statutory rape!

Jenny: what?

trainer 2: look all I did was offer to give him a stone if he'd let raichu breed with plusil.

trainer 1: see he admits to being a pedophile! he tried to groom my poor plusil with a rock! I mean what level is your raichu anyways 100?! I mean sheesh, this little plusil only came out of an egg 2 days ago!

Jenny: I'm lost.

trainer 2: me too, can I go now?

trainer 1: Oh no! you're going to jail!

trainer 2: umm, honestly I swear I thought it was level 18.

Jenny: um..

trainer 1: don't you dare try to sleaze your way out of this! you stay the hell away from my pokemon! or I swear I'll rape you in all orifices!

Jenny: they are just pokemon! there's absolutely no sexual misconduct of any sort! sheesh how old are you?

trainer 1: 57

trainer 2: I'm 12.

Jenny: now we might have a problem.

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Post Re: The Official Pokemon Joke and Parody thread.
hey did you hear about Tentacruel?

yeah, I did, that pokemon is going places! I hear he's sponsored by tentacle grape.

how do you know that? did you see him down at the offices?

no, but I saw him working several orifices.

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