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 A biography of Joseph Biden 
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Post A biography of Joseph Biden
Hello, did you ever wonder who the guy is who got more votes for president in 2020 than any other candidate in american history averaging a vote total of over 96% of votes in key districts in swing states?

If you answered yes, you might have voted for him. Well to be honest, you probably voted for him either way. yes even if you are not an american citizen you probably voted for him. Yes, even if you didn't know you voted you may very well have done so.

yes, that Biden, the one who got more than 100% of registered voters and all of dead people and pets to vote for him, in some cases 350% of registered voters voted for him. What a guy right? I mean he's only the most famous person on the planet! what? you've never heard of him and no one you know really cares? well thats really odd you must be one of the 4% of people who don't like him. You know what? We should change that!

So, just who is Joe Biden?

Josephim Mohammed Al Bin Biden was an accidental impregnation of his mother, who after abortion was ressurrected by warmer temperatures due to climate change keeping him warm enough for his heart to have time to kick in. Even doctors were amazed because this has never happened before in human history. And it would not be the first time that he would defy all logic and reason in expectations.

He was soon adopted by his homosexual father who was an islamic slave owner who ran a plantation in Afghanistan which specialized in black slaves, especially black women, but only the good looking ones, it's not like he had no taste!. As his slavevs carefully scraped precious heroin off of poppy flower pods he grew up learning how to castrate the black males and hate Jews. as a child his Idol was a picture of Adolph hitler kept pristine by his father from second world war germany where his grandfather had been a foriegn partner of the german army and "hitler's biggest fan" which caused him to recieve the signed photo.

After becoming an apprentice at a local mosque and eventually becomming an IMAM, he was then notified that his original us parents had successfully sexually transitioned to gender nonbinary. And now wanted him as thier gender neutral theybie. It was a long and hard flight to america at the young age of 26, he had barely gotten the sand out of his underwear when he met the love of his life when he accidentally entered the women's side of a public restroom. He had several children with her and never met his US parents because he blew them off at the airport. Soon however the tragic truth came to be known.. his wife was a jew. Naturally he had her murdered as the quran commands, however her children were already at adulthood being 13 by then, not only that they had been attending synagogues secretly with thier mother and with jew blood now having defiled Joe Biden's insides he knew he could never be saved.

And so at the ripe age of 39 he went to lawschool to become a lawyer using his deceased wife's funds to do so as a way to "pay off the sin money" as he put it. after all what do you do when you lose your islamic soul because of jew blood in your viens? you become a lawyer. And thats when he met David. David was a jew whose parents were islamic and had converted to judaism. it was love at first sight, David understood Joe in ways his former wives had never. We say wives because while he had other women but could not legally register them in the united states and was forced to make a choice between them at the airport which drove him to run to the bathroom to think about it where he met his now deceased US jew wife.

He swore from that day that america would pay for this shame that was brought on him. and David agreed. David told him of the new quran, one which hates jews far more than the islamic quran and thus is more pure. he was brought to a house where a naked lady lay on an alter in the basement here he met several people in black robes soaked with jew and islamists blood who failed to convert to the true faith. some had horns of animals and skulls over thier heads. He was greeted in a friendly manner with the phrase "death to jews and islam" then they brought in a little boy and cut open the woman and dripped her blood over the child. the boy was then tortured and they praised his new god as they ate the boy's tortured flesh. He then switch genders immediately becoming gender #666 and he was enlightenned.

It was here Joe Biden would meet his closest friends, a german girl named angela merkle who was the grand neice of hitler and his two besties bill and hillary clinton. they proposed they could help him with his failing grades in lawschool, help him pass the bar exam and get him straight into government. It was a dream come true for biden who thought his life was over due to really poor grades. In the end they helped him pass around the 30th in his class.

In his early years of politics he was told to follow his heart, so he arested jews and blacks unfairly. And had LGBTQ's barbecued on alters to release thier evil souls to contact the underworld and gain power. It was not long before he became a professed catholic as he was told he could pray to idols and secretly pray to satan instead of the christian God Jesus, because he only needed to pray to the pope who was in fact Satan's younger brother.

Biden quickly harnessed this power and it spoke to him to create laws to lock up young black men in the 1960's calling them sexual predators and calling big cities racial jungles. with the wide acclaim and success of this manuever he was invited by then el presidente Hugo Chaves to a meeting in Germany. at this meeting a middle aged man called George Soros gave a speech at this private and very secretive event. it was a plan to never have to worry about getting elected agian. A plan to work together and use big money, and big media, and big tech and scaremongering to control the world and streamline it into the new order of the almighty Yuan. Volunteers were asked for and the spirit in biden jumped up forcing him out of his chair and raising his hand. It would be the first of many such holy possessions where he would many times completely lose control of his tongue and speak about the future like that time in 2020 when he said "we have the best voter fraud system in the world" how did he know it would be true? he was truely blessed. Regardless Soros accepted his volunteering and apologised to him that "we know how you feel about the lesser races, especially the least of them all black people, but we need to use the black vote to install an islamic black man into the US presidency to establish a total control over the US spy agencies and courts and media and finally enact our voter fraud system as proposed by your new friend Hugo Chavez. it will take a few years and you'll have to bear being under a black man but eventually after him and Hillary are done it will be your turn."

he was then advised to take an old white women as his wife to look good, but secretly met a young indian lady called kamalla haris on the side and when she told him about her people's religion he was surprised how close it was to satanism. he secretly made a pact with her that she would be his running mate in the 2020 election. which was more prophecy at that point.

Before long the plan was in action and he was vice president. while in office he was told there would never be another president not elected by the satanist guild. and so he felt it was safe to arrange international government deals and massive amounts of foriegn payoffs and kickbacks and bribes through his son's soon to be dealings. he used the office of the vice president to threaten countries who did not comply or who tried to investigate his son's company. meanwhile covering up the tracks of his son's many crimes and child trafficing.


but then an upset happened a man named Donald Trump exited the alliance and repented of satanism and became christian and actually won the election against hillary. even still now the voting fraud system was in place and biden could not lose. and so Biden quickly amassed 2070 electoral college votes, but then the process got investigated and there were multiple legal suits which threatenned to expose the fraud.

This story is on going becuase though the powers that be have prophesiesed that he will die and kamalla will be president in his stead, at this point the story has yet to be finished as the legal cases against the fraud election were not prophesised and no one knows whether or not it will actually work. even still with control of the media and control over multiple government agents at all levels they are attempting to quickly force and end to the election before the legal cases can go before the supreme court and before the results can be reversed.

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His name is not Robert Paulsen, His name is Gregory Matthew Bruni, he won so hard.

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Post Re: A biography of Joseph Biden
No!!! Satan's losing! No!!!

As the anti-Christ pits a battle with the prophet on his rickety volcano arena, the lava threatens to expel and consume all it touches.

Then, earthquake happened as the ruins collapse and tremors engulf the corpses on the floor.

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About Biden, I wouldn't think it's the end of the government as it is a federalism system, not a unitary state system.

In my personal opinion, I had felt that while the Democrats were a bit more liberal-minded, they were also the ones who might have jump the gun in commando mode in foreign affairs. In fact, I read that the John F. Kennedy's civil rights proposals were just a distraction from the major upset in the Cuban crisis, but that's just my opinion, no more, no less.

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Post Re: A biography of Joseph Biden
the short version should be
"He was a pirate who didn't do anything aside from being a dickhead establishment bureaucrat that made life difficult for everyone. Now he's a senile zombie that accidentally blabs about the megacorps' top secret plans. Kamala is gonna put a hit on him soon."

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That Kamala is not being Democrat material!

Not if the Biden/BAN hammer has anything to say!

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That Kamala is not being Democrat material!

Not if the Biden/BAN hammer has anything to say!


Kamala is pretty much an ultra-right wing stereotype 'hanging judge', yeah.

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