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 Attention All Users Must Spam Google. 
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Post Attention All Users Must Spam Google.
No, we're not DDoSing their dumbasses, or anything illegal. we're just sending them a harmless sandwich luncheon meat.

You literally must send google a can of spam., treat or any other canned knockoff imitations work fine as well so long as you write "SPAM" on it in ridiculously large bold print. even corned beef is appropriate.

you must share this message with at least 2 other channels or groups in some other website in their general messaging area demanding them to do so as well.

It should be sent with the following letter.

To Whom it concerns at Google. because you are spying on people, we have decided to spam you. You are under legal obligation if you chose to accept this can of spam via the following:

If you wish to accept this can of spam, you must prove you have eaten it by posting a video of yourself doing so., not just once, but until the can is empty and every time you eat it.

NO WASTE - you are not legally permitted to throw this can out or not eat part of it or use part of it for something other than yourself eating it.

NO SHARING - you the taker must eat the can yourself, you cannot share it with friends family, homeless people, immigrants or people you know or total strangers or pets or animals or compost piles or anything except your own mouth and stomach.

NO SELLING - you are forbidden from selling, trading or donating or otherwise ridding yourself of this product or giving it away for any reason including charity or solving world hunger.

Only Regular paid google employees or executives may accept this package.

We the sender demand any cans of spam you refuse to accept must be returned to the sender at your own expense.

We request you make a decision whether or not to accept this can of spam before it reaches it's expiration date including time to ship it back to the sender.

Penalties: if you accidentally fail to eat part of the product for any reason after accepting it, you will be legally liable to post a video of you yelling out random Google company secrets or liberally offensive statements in an incoherent manner, failure to do so will leave you open to class-action lawsuit by all the senders you have offended, on a per occurrence basis.

Enjoy your lunch.


The goal here is to make them feel the pain of their actions. either they will have to eat shit tonnes of spam till they barf or their company will go bankrupt affording all the return postage. :errg

the secondary effect will be to make google EVEN MORE OF a laughing stock of the net THAN THEY ALREADY ARE and possibly force them into a crazy mindset of leaking company secrets or get them fired for saying something "illiberal" on candid camera..

their company will eat itself alive and we will be rid of them.

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Post Re: Attention All Users Must Spam Google.
Are you serious? To mail Google for its surveillance activities? By the (written) word of the law, I'm sure that they can do some shit as written in their fine print. It's just like the pre-Internet days, read the fine print.

Otherwise, it's this fucking BIG BROTHER INC! Whatever you send in, they will data mine, classify, and interpret, to whatever they shall will it to. It's like the Terminator, Matrix, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Mad Max, and They Live.
BEWARE, THE GOOGLE!

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Post Re: Attention All Users Must Spam Google.
Recall that there is such thing as Google Fiber.

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Post Re: Attention All Users Must Spam Google.
Make sure they have to pay you via prepaid card through square

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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Post Re: Attention All Users Must Spam Google.
I am a desert flood until you get out from under my rug. Straight thuggin till this city lives. Stay Huggin till it's Pumpin.
Pumpkin Trouble Doublin.
I am a desert flood until you get out from under my rug. Straight thuggin till this city lives. Stay Huggin till it's Pumpin.
Pumpkin Trouble Doublin.
Punk in Dublin.
But not Drunk in Public.
Aint that Sumthin.
Aint Sumpin Sumpin.
Buttercup.
Or Dumpling.
Put shame to Thomas Mutton.
Cause he
Ain't got nuthin on my
Gluttonous Nutting.
One More Time.
Put shame to Thomas Mutton.
Cause he
Ain't got nuthin on my
Gluttonous Nutting.
Fuck Supervisor.
Tough it.
Out Running.
In Gunning.
Queen Hunting.
Reed Drumming.
Red Rumming.
Read the announcement.
I'm Coming.
For your Head.
Feed your Head.
The black rabbit said.
Feed your Bed.
With your thread.
Stick the Needle in.
It's not a threat.
Play with your Pet.
Read the announcement.
I'm Coming.
For your Head.
Feed your Head.
The black rabbit said.
Feed your Bed.
With your thread.
Stick the Needle in.
It's not a threat.
Play with your Pet.
You Won't Regret it.
I bet.
My credit.
On that wetness.
In your debt.
It Just Aint Right
Because it's left.
I'll take that theft
And spend my
Heaven Coins.
On Sex.
So fucking what if I get set on fire
I hired a maid.
I wired a great sum of
hentai to your Place
Weather: Breathless
whether you taste
weapons of disgrace
or virtues of sin.
Within.
Trust me you'll like it in my cage.
I know you miss those crazy eights.
And those streets of rage.
And those wars we raged.
Paged one. Booked Seven.
The triforce holds the weight of a thousand suns.
Pick a date.
A F H
Has taken over your entire Boards.
With no less than a hundred cords.
But no more than one chord.
And still a god Bored.
I got Bored.
Drill Whore Core.
Word Hoard.
Sword.
Post More.
Lordess.
Pray to your Lordess.
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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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