I don't always incessantly spam topics out of boredom. But when I do I have nothing of substance to say. Therefore, I have decided it's only fair to throw you fuckheads another life story.

I had just taken my eighth wife when facebook came to be. Now this bitch was one of em edumercated wiminfolk, whatever that means, Because of some shit, the cult leader told me to buy her a laptop so she could work from home when I had her knocked up. One night I came home from a long day at woirk yelling at illegal Mexicans to do their jobs properly and I went in to her room, looking for some nice sex with my brand new 2-months pregnant wife. I walked in and what did I see? The little twink giggling her behind off at the computer screen. I snatched her laptop from her and found myself horrified. My wife was on this facebook site, cybering with some Chinese gung-ho in private messages. I smacked that bitch across the face, bent her over, and fucked her senseless in the living room in front of all my other wives,

Nyan~