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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
Yes, my dreams must be complete before this spawn rips its way out of my innards.
Status Report - Penguin Log 234.30 We have landed on the moon, finally. We are running the systems to check for lifeforms. There is no suitable air so we will have to retain our helmets, each containing an oxygen supply for Six hours. Once the systems have updated, we will know to open the doors.
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
Shortpenguin wrote: Yes, my dreams must be complete before this spawn rips its way out of my innards.
Status Report - Penguin Log 234.30 We have landed on the moon, finally. We are running the systems to check for lifeforms. There is no suitable air so we will have to retain our helmets, each containing an oxygen supply for Six hours. Once the systems have updated, we will know to open the doors. Duuuude, what.
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Shortpenguin
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
You asked for status report. I gave one. Should I have included aliens? Next time I'll lie and include aliens.
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
include'em now.
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Shortpenguin
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
Update Status Report - Penguin Log 287.99
The system seems to have gliched once the reading came back and now all we can hear on the monitors is a strange gurgling noise. We've decided to venture out and discover what has caused this malfunction. On first glance after door has been opened, we have found a strange substance on the surrounding rocks. It appears purple and almost goo-like. We must take a sample and bring it back to have it analyzed. I shall send scouts ahead to set up perimeters.
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
If I were the first astronaut on the moon, I would pretend to find some sign of alien life, and watch as everyone freaks out. Then in the middle of a press conference, I'd just be like "Oh lol, you haven't figured it out? That was a lie."
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
Remon wrote: If I were the first astronaut on the moon, I would pretend to find some sign of alien life, and watch as everyone freaks out. Then in the middle of a press conference, I'd just be like "Oh lol, you haven't figured it out? That was a lie." DO IT.
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
YomToxic wrote: Remon wrote: If I were the first astronaut on the moon, I would pretend to find some sign of alien life, and watch as everyone freaks out. Then in the middle of a press conference, I'd just be like "Oh lol, you haven't figured it out? That was a lie." DO IT. wut
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
*AnimeFuckHead* wrote: YomToxic wrote: Remon wrote: If I were the first astronaut on the moon, I would pretend to find some sign of alien life, and watch as everyone freaks out. Then in the middle of a press conference, I'd just be like "Oh lol, you haven't figured it out? That was a lie." DO IT. wut >Time machine Duh.
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
I SAID DO IT NOW! WE'RE ON THE MOON!
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
found any bunnies yet?
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
Newpurple wrote: found any bunnies yet? Sexin' em up now.
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
Am I too late to vote?
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Re: Forkheads Lunar Landing program.
You're not too late, but women aren't allowed to vote.
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