Re: Vending Machine Loli Anime
but how to translate the beauty aspect to a vending machine? transformers style?, shape-shifter style?, magical girl style (powered when the one they love drinks their juices)?
Hmm, whats this can? "loli juice" (picture of a lolipop as to not be too lewd) that's not what I ordered!!! oh well not like I can get my money back, after all it's just a machine. hey this is actually pretty sweet!
insert sailormoon style transformation. vending machine becomes princess dressed loli with vending machine like details on her dress and teh biiiiig hamma.
guy has nosebleed ”I am so a lolicon" faints.
wakes up after battle staring at loli panties then the transformation wears off and he's stuck under the vending machine
random passerby “OMG that guy's trapped undar thar! look dude I know how we all feel about that lost change! but it's not worth your life man! quick someone help me get him out!"
they pull him out and he's like
+ heart eyes and tongue sticking out with a bit of drool. (Teh Classic Perv Drool)
of course afterwards he thinks it was just his imagination or that there was some hallucinogenics in the can
as they get closer and the story continues and he gets it through his thick forgetful head that it's real they try to have teh good 3553x but they always run out of time or get interrupted before they can get to do it, the closest they get is the guy gets his dick trapped in the coin slot cause he tried to put in but she changed back when he did.
talk about putting it in her money hole, OUCH.
"Like OMG whats that guy doing to that vending machine?! what a perv, guys will fuck anything these days"
guy "PLEASE for the love of god someone use this bill to buy me a can of L,0 Now!!!" (reference to the comic lo, lo rin and also short for Loli)