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Post Vending Machine Loli Anime
Probably caused by sleep deprivation, migraine and other unforeseen consequences.

(07:05:18) YomToxic: .... I'm gonna draw a vending machine.
(07:05:42) SomebodyElse: I'm almost ready to release the new RP.
(07:05:48) Parpol: I wonder...
(07:05:56) Parpol: if they make a vending machine loli anime
(07:06:08) Parpol: starring a bunch of loli vending machines
(07:06:12) YomToxic: Vend-chan......
(07:06:17) YomToxic: Please take my change...
(07:06:28) Parpol: do you think it will get so popular you can get those vending machine lolis from vending machines in japan?
(07:06:35) YomToxic: Yes.
(07:06:42) YomToxic: That is how it must be.
(07:06:54) Parpol: oh god, I can totally see a loli vending machine animation
(07:07:08) Parpol: where the guys are trying to cheat the vending machine, or hitting it
(07:07:12) YomToxic: You peer into Yom's thought processes...
(07:07:28) Parpol: and the loli being all scared, and in a scream starts spewing out cans
(07:07:36) Parpol: iyaaaaa!
(07:07:51) Parpol: or like how someone tries to buy a coke, but it gets stuck in the machine
(07:08:00) YomToxic: The idea falls into the infinite sea of possibility... and the great *electron machine* begins its dire task.
(07:08:04) Parpol: and the loli is like "Ah... aah I-I'm sorry!"
(07:08:14) YomToxic: WRITE THAT DOWN!
(07:08:24) YomToxic: WE GONNA MAKE IT BIG.
(07:08:38) YomToxic: THIS IS IT.
(07:08:39) Parpol: or one where someone is buying a coke
(07:08:44) Parpol: and all of a sudden
(07:08:44) YomToxic: THE BIG BREAK WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR.
(07:08:47) Parpol: GRAND PRICE
(07:09:07) Parpol: vend-chan: co-congratulations! You won!
(07:09:11) Parpol: and the guy is like "huh?"
(07:09:31) Parpol: and then he gets a shitty eraser shaped like a can or something
(07:10:06) Parpol: and she's like "use it well, ojisan yo- ah aahhh. don't throw it away!"(07:10:49) Parpol: no one ever acknowledges that vend-chan has feelings. She just wants to bring happiness (and coke) to everyone.
(07:11:17) Parpol: and then another vending machine replaces her
(07:11:21) Parpol: ;_;
(07:11:43) Parpol: but then it turns out they just moved her
(07:12:16) Parpol: but in the new neighboorhood she has a bunch of neighbor vending machines with weird personalities
(07:12:55) Parpol: *cue the opening of loli vending machines flying around with rainbows with a cheerful moe tune*
(07:13:51) Parpol: maybe there can be this human that vend-chan really likes
(07:14:01) Parpol: and he passes her every morning
(07:14:11) Parpol: and she's like "maybe he will notice me today!"
(07:14:15) Parpol: but he never does
(07:14:36) Parpol: and this one time he actually is about to buy something, but he goes to the vending machine next to her, lol
(07:15:09) Parpol: or another time when he's about to buy from her, he drops the coin and it rolls down into a man hole, lol.
(07:15:31) Parpol: and everytime she's like "aaaahhhh!! ;_;"
(07:15:40) YomToxic: What if she watches him grow older and older, until one day, all the other vending machines are broken and he buys a drink from her and drinks it, smiles and says "delicious.... now I can truly pass on..." and then falls down, dead.
(07:15:42) Parpol: oh god, I want to animate this
(07:16:05) YomToxic: I'll draw concept art!
(07:16:36) YomToxic: We're going to japan and we're gonna make this big.

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Post Re: Vending Machine Loli Anime
20/10 Would fap again.

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Post Re: Vending Machine Loli Anime
this somewhat reminds me of akikan http://myanimelist.net/anime/5112/Akikan

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Post Re: Vending Machine Loli Anime
arch_enemy wrote:
this somewhat reminds me of akikan http://myanimelist.net/anime/5112/Akikan


but how to translate the beauty aspect to a vending machine? transformers style?, shape-shifter style?, magical girl style (powered when the one they love drinks their juices)?

Hmm, whats this can? "loli juice" (picture of a lolipop as to not be too lewd) that's not what I ordered!!! oh well not like I can get my money back, after all it's just a machine. hey this is actually pretty sweet!

insert sailormoon style transformation. vending machine becomes princess dressed loli with vending machine like details on her dress and teh biiiiig hamma.

guy has nosebleed ”I am so a lolicon" faints.

wakes up after battle staring at loli panties then the transformation wears off and he's stuck under the vending machine

random passerby “OMG that guy's trapped undar thar! look dude I know how we all feel about that lost change! but it's not worth your life man! quick someone help me get him out!"

they pull him out and he's like :awesome + heart eyes and tongue sticking out with a bit of drool. (Teh Classic Perv Drool)

of course afterwards he thinks it was just his imagination or that there was some hallucinogenics in the can

as they get closer and the story continues and he gets it through his thick forgetful head that it's real they try to have teh good 3553x but they always run out of time or get interrupted before they can get to do it, the closest they get is the guy gets his dick trapped in the coin slot cause he tried to put in but she changed back when he did.

talk about putting it in her money hole, OUCH.

"Like OMG whats that guy doing to that vending machine?! what a perv, guys will fuck anything these days"

guy "PLEASE for the love of god someone use this bill to buy me a can of L,0 Now!!!" (reference to the comic lo, lo rin and also short for Loli)

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