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Trees can grow in your body
In Soviet Russia, tree grows you! http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/04/13/firtree/Quote: A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood.
The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports.
Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut.
“I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,” says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center.
The five-centimeter branch was removed from the patient’s body.
“They told me my coughing blood was not caused by any disease,” Sidorkin says.
“It was the needles poking the capillaries. It really hurt a lot. But I never felt like I had an alien object inside of me.”
It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body.
Meanwhile, the piece of lung with the little fir tree has been preserved for further study.
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Re: Trees can grow in your body
....I'm speechless how does that happen?
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Re: Trees can grow in your body
wow now even trees are planning to kill people and whats worst is that its from the inside out...scary
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Re: Trees can grow in your body
Already saw the movie, called The Happening.
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Re: Trees can grow in your body
That movie sucked but still its confusing and boring
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Re: Trees can grow in your body
if it can happen in fallout 3 it can happen in real life!!@!
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Re: Trees can grow in your body
Damn trees wanting to kill people...they do know they need use just as much as we need them
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Re: Trees can grow in your body
Brining new definition to the term "I've got wood"
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Re: Trees can grow in your body
b1gdogdaddy wrote: Damn trees wanting to kill people...they do know they need use just as much as we need them Actually, I'm preatty sure the Co2 released by other animal life would more than cover the due if we were to go extinict.
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Hanzo wrote: b1gdogdaddy wrote: Damn trees wanting to kill people...they do know they need use just as much as we need them Actually, I'm preatty sure the Co2 released by other animal life would more than cover the due if we were to go extinict. Hmm...i guess but it would still suck to go extincted. I mean im not planning on going extincted anytime soon...
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Re: Trees can grow in your body
Ex...tincted? Did you just fucking say extincted?
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Re: Trees can grow in your body
yea hanzo was talking about animal life being able to keep plants alive even if we when extincted.
But if it means that much to you i guess you can pretend the second "extinct" was changed to dying instead.
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I believe PKB was pointing to your poor English, as extincted is not a word. I believe you were looking for was becoming extinct.
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Hanzo wrote: I believe PKB was pointing to your poor English, as extincted is not a word. I believe you were looking for was becoming extinct. WE HAVE A WINNA!
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Burlesque wrote: Brining new definition to the term "I've got wood" Epic win ^10
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