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Author:  madassgamer [ Sun Dec 26, 2021 10:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Slutty McSlut

Life sucks! Why? Because I can't fuck Slutty McSlut. Ya know, the sexy ass Catgirl who is in literally every fucking Sex Kitten game ever? Why can't she be real? Let's face it, people have "Waifu's" like I dunno, Sakura from Naruto, Asuka from Evangelion, or even Astolfo if ya wanna go that route. However, I have to say fuck all of 'em! Yeah, y'all can sit their with your body pillows and your fucking goddamn hentai and your figurines trapped in cumjars, because they ain't got shit on Slutty McSlut!

Lemme tell ya why! 1. She's fucking hot as hell! Her body, her eyes, her crazy ass personality, her attire. Fuck! Just thinking about her is giving me a boner! 2. She's a catgirl. Ya know what this means, right? She's got catears and a tail. H O T!!! Also, she's probably extremely flexible. Think about it, this chick could give you BOTH a blowjob and a footjob at the same time! Not to mention, she probably purrs while sucking you off. :face

Yeah, in the games, she's crazy! However, if Buckcherry taught me anything is that "Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on". So, Slutty knows how to fuck and will fuck you like an animal! I don't know about you mother fuckers, but I'd do anything to have her strap me down and ride me non-stop until my dick and balls get sore, then she rides me more! HOLY FUCK would that be fantastic!

Of course, she isn't real. FUCK! Why not? Why must life be shitty. There is hardly any porn of her, no body pillows, any of that shit! Now, I must say I'm not into body pillows and shit! Goddamn it I want to feel soft, silky, Catgirl skin! I want that sexy little Catgirl to give me cat scratch fever while I'm balls deep in her ass nutting my soul out! Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos better put their fucking money and minds together to fix this and make Catgirls a reality!

However, that's only a pipe dream. A dream of which was real. Slutty McSlut is literally the definition of perfection and I wish her sexy ass was real so I could wed her. Now, I know what you punk ass bitches are thinking "oH MAdASs, uR beINg CrInGe yA SIMp". Bitch, fuck you! IDGAF if she ain't real, I know she aint, but I still want her to sit on my face and milk my cock dry. A man can dream goddamn it!!! So, the only way I can get my fix is with hentai of her... Which there's barely. :(

Sooooooooooooo, now there comes 2 things. 1. I must commission the shit. 2. Spread the Sex Kitten games like COVID-19! Or, I could find a GF who would cosplay as Slutty McSlut, but would that REALLY be the same? Nah son! If fiction and reality some how mixed together in some freak collision of universes or something and I lock eyes on Slutty McSlut. First thing we're gonna do is FUCK! I could get killed by a Mech piloted by T-Rex Hitler or something, but I could get a piece of that Catgirl ass, then I'll die happy!

I wish I could fuck Slutty McSlut until I die of a brain aneurysm. She could Dom me any day IDGAF! I want to lick every inch of her body, I wanna feel her, I wanna go HAM on those Catgirl cheeks! All I wish is that she would burst through my window and we fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and go on an adventure for crack or something and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck until my brain explodes!

So, If you have a heart, MAKE SOME SLUTTY MCSLUT ART GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Mon Dec 27, 2021 12:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Slutty McSlut

Request received. I'll shall make some art

Author:  joshex [ Mon Dec 27, 2021 8:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Slutty McSlut

that post probably got you 250 to 500 fh$, it's a nice rant, and look at that there's some unexpected benefits. I think if you describe what kinda pics you want 1 at a time and critique then during development you can earn 100k in no time! I honestly don't want to be evil or mean, I feel bad about hoarding this pic but given what it is it doesn't feel right giving it away for free. at least I'm only charging forum monies :P

the goal originally was to give you a chance to get the pic while we wait on a suitable FH game that could use it. so far it's been years and no such game has been made. partly because nobody helps yom lol, he works hard. so yeah selling it for fh$ seems a better option atm. I was goign to sell it for a small amount of real monies but fluffy is right I shouldn't charge FH real monies.

Author:  Odin Anarki [ Mon Dec 27, 2021 5:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Slutty McSlut

You need to find the reincarnation of slutty mcslut to cosplay as slutty mcslut and that will feel like the real thing because it is the real thing, then you need to take her, an alreayd crezy gerl who likes fun things like being possessed and then also create a summoning ritual to summon the "fictional" slutty mcslut into the "real" slutty mcsluts body while she's wearing slutty mcslut cosplay and then the true mcslut personality and powers will also cum out and we will never see you again cause we'll mostly be getting updates from her while you are busy being her loyal pussyslave.

bonus points for you being her knight in shining armor and helping her live her best life. #enlightenment.

Yes, I just laid out your whole life plan.Don't get arrested.

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