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Post Re: An important biblical question
I'd be like...
"DROP IT, NIGGA."

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Post Re: An important biblical question
Yes you can. And Yes, You SHOULD.

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Post Re: An important biblical question
well since u don't think he's real and since he's not human anymore either way there is nothing to shoot. or if there is it wouldn't hurt him. so ya but either way u just lost w.e he stole lol j/k

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Post Re: An important biblical question
he did. he died when he was human?

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Post Re: An important biblical question
meldecite wrote:
he did. he died when he was human?


He's still human. In fact its INCREDIBLY CRUCIAL that He is still human for anyone to have salvation.

In any case, Christ did not say He would be coming like a thief in the night, but that the end would come like a thief in the night. Also, you could try to shoot Him, possibly, and possibly your bullets wouldn't melt or something before they got there, but in any case, He's already taken several mortal wounds, died, and come back to life. He's already in a glorified body. It probably wouldn't do much. He might actually get a real bullet wound, but I think that that point He'd take it pretty well.

Also, at that point what is 'legal' in the CIVIL sense, as I believe you refer, will likely have less import than what is legal higher senses.

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Post Re: An important biblical question
Actually, that was somewhat of a phonetic mistranslation; it was meant to read "Jesus cums like a thief in the night" which, back then, was a great compliment.

So yes, you WOULD be able to shoot him as there's nothing to stop you...but to be honest there's nothing that would stop him living either, he was already resurrected once.


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Post Re: An important biblical question
that is a horribly repetitive and overly large collage of *face palm*s

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Post Re: An important biblical question
Who's jesus?

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Post Re: An important biblical question
um some dude with a beard sandle and a white robe

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Post Re: An important biblical question
SOMEGUY NEVER WENT BY THAT, TAKE IT BACK!


It was Kickme :)

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SO YOU MISSPELL HIS NAME WHILE SLANDERING IT?!

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Post Re: An important biblical question
We're done here. This is No Spam. I already beat this thread.

And I agree, Lime, the fail of all previous posters in light of my brilliant post may warrant a large degree of what is commonly referred to as "face palm"

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Post Re: An important biblical question
Just shoot him in the head. Best way to kill a zombie (unless it's Dead Alive, to which then you're kind of fucked. I mean, unless you have a lawn mower with you)...

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