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Author:  Pantsman [ Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:04 am ]
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I'd be like...
"DROP IT, NIGGA."

Author:  EmoVan [ Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:32 am ]
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Yes you can. And Yes, You SHOULD.

Author:  MelDy(^-^) [ Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:45 am ]
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well since u don't think he's real and since he's not human anymore either way there is nothing to shoot. or if there is it wouldn't hurt him. so ya but either way u just lost w.e he stole lol j/k

Author:  MelDy(^-^) [ Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:16 pm ]
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he did. he died when he was human?

Author:  n0th1n [ Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:01 pm ]
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meldecite wrote:
he did. he died when he was human?


He's still human. In fact its INCREDIBLY CRUCIAL that He is still human for anyone to have salvation.

In any case, Christ did not say He would be coming like a thief in the night, but that the end would come like a thief in the night. Also, you could try to shoot Him, possibly, and possibly your bullets wouldn't melt or something before they got there, but in any case, He's already taken several mortal wounds, died, and come back to life. He's already in a glorified body. It probably wouldn't do much. He might actually get a real bullet wound, but I think that that point He'd take it pretty well.

Also, at that point what is 'legal' in the CIVIL sense, as I believe you refer, will likely have less import than what is legal higher senses.

Author:  Hammm [ Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:41 pm ]
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Actually, that was somewhat of a phonetic mistranslation; it was meant to read "Jesus cums like a thief in the night" which, back then, was a great compliment.

So yes, you WOULD be able to shoot him as there's nothing to stop you...but to be honest there's nothing that would stop him living either, he was already resurrected once.

Author:  MelDy(^-^) [ Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:39 pm ]
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that is a horribly repetitive and overly large collage of *face palm*s

Author:  Bubba [ Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:06 am ]
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Who's jesus?

Author:  MelDy(^-^) [ Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:27 pm ]
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um some dude with a beard sandle and a white robe

Author:  psychokittyboy [ Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:36 pm ]
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SOMEGUY NEVER WENT BY THAT, TAKE IT BACK!


It was Kickme :)

Author:  psychokittyboy [ Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:05 pm ]
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SO YOU MISSPELL HIS NAME WHILE SLANDERING IT?!

Author:  n0th1n [ Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:35 pm ]
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We're done here. This is No Spam. I already beat this thread.

And I agree, Lime, the fail of all previous posters in light of my brilliant post may warrant a large degree of what is commonly referred to as "face palm"

Author:  CarsitoPyg [ Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:07 pm ]
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Just shoot him in the head. Best way to kill a zombie (unless it's Dead Alive, to which then you're kind of fucked. I mean, unless you have a lawn mower with you)...

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