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 Pokemon Silver Gray [B][OC] 
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Post Re: Pokemon Silver Gray [B][OC]
CONTINUE.

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Post Re: Pokemon Silver Gray [B][OC]
Mister Gray.... MISTER GRAY!

Huh, wh- shit what! Don't yell!

Mister Gray... you've been asleep for 5 hours already!

Wait... seriously? Why didn't you guys just leave?

We did. We left as soon as you fell asleep. I think you slept here.

Oh well... that's embarrassing...

Are you gonna continue with the story? If not, we ca-

YEAH YEAH! I'LL FINISH THE DAMN STORY!...Ungrateful little...


Chapter 5

Long before there was a Pokemon league, there was a group of eight legendary level trainers. They were known far and wide, and considered without equal.

Are you gonna keep sucking these oldies dicks, or are you gonna explain the relation they have to my dad?

*sigh*
Stephen Silvestro, the speed god.
Toler Webb, the king of psyhics
Alder Ron, the elder king of Unova
James Jessie, Team Rocket's Boss in the shadows
Veronica, The eccentric wanderer
Wolfe Glick, the master strategist
Rachel Lim, the flashly queen of Jhoto
and... Gerald Gray, the unwanted king


The fu- what kind of weeb ass names are those... and I haven't even heard of half the people you mentioned!

Of course you haven't. They're all either dead or holed up somewhere. Well, except Gerald... I heard he's a baker now or something.

He... well... what was the names all about huh?

Oh, they earned them all while at war!

I'm sorry... what.

Yeah, those people, including your dad, are war heroes! Well... some more than others...

There was a fucking war? I have never heard of anything like that. I didn't learn about any recent war, and my dad isn't that fucking old!

Of course he isn't that old, your dad entered when he was only 8 years old.

What brain dead morons lets a 8 year old kid join a fucking war?

The kind that want to win! Are ya gonna let me finish my story or not!

*grumble* Do I have a choice?

No.


Now, I know you pretty much heard of the war between Kanto and what is considered today as Hoenn. People from Kanto was getting sick of Red and his bullshit, decided to sail of to Jhoto and complain. Then they made a wrong turn, ended in some sandy beaches no one had seen before. Met some Pokemon never seen before. Then they decide to go independent, Red and the majority of the Pokemon League said no, and war happened.


That always seemed a little extreme. If Red was so bad at his job, why didn't they just get someone else as champion?

Cause no one could beat him.

Bullshit, pretty much everyone beat him when he got banished to the mountains for his incompetency.

No one could beat him at the time. Also, Red lost quite a few of his Pokemon in the war. The only original member of his team still alive is his Pikachu. Everyone else is just a lesser replacement. After the war ended and Kanto lost, Green swooped in and took the title of champion from him and banished him to the mountains.

Whatever old man.

I'm not that old! I'm only 30!

... Bullshit, where's your trainer's card?

My blastoise ate it.

What kind of excuse is that!

END

A/N: Yo. Guess I have no choice but to do this now. Not like I have anything better to do... with the world kinda on fire right now. Maybe expect these once a week. I don't know.... gonna go fap and then take a nap... bye.

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YEAH YEAH, I KNOW 5 YEARS. STOP JUDGING ME DAMMIT

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Post Re: Pokemon Silver Gray [B][OC]
Chapter 6


After hearing the rather long... and boring ramblings about the other seven weeaboos, the weird old man finally started to talk about my old man.

I remember this one other story about Rachel! She would-

Dude, stop! I don't care! I only asked about my old man!

Jeez, you don't have to yell... Well... to be quite honest, there isn't all that much about you father. Besides the fact that he was eight, an extremely strong trainer, and very lazy.

Then... Why did you waste my time?

You asked.

You moth-
Ya know what... heal my Pokemon so I can leave...


Wait! You've more or less just started your journey, right?

Why?

You'd obviously need a util-belt and a PokePhone. Not to mention your running shoes are more or less in pristine condition. You've must have dropped your things in the river. Let's stay behind so I can help you find them.

You don't really need any of that stuff... if... you never start your Pokemon Journey.

Wait, what! You're obviously 14! What do ya mean you haven't started your journey? You're not retarded or something, are ya?

While trying not to summon Nugget to rip this insensitive asshole to shreds... I slowly explained my... situation...

It doesn't matter how old you are... if you don't pass the Pokemon Trainer Exam on your 5th year...you have to constantly do an extra year until you pass.

Oh! So you came just a little short in your exams and just have to learn a little bit more, I get it now!

I... You... Just heal my Pokemon.

After getting Nugget healed and leaving the... old man... I finally started to head home... what? I never told you where I was from? Where are we telling this story, hm? Johto, obviously! Born and raised in Cherrygrove!

Hmm? That's not really something to be proud of? Well... you shouldn't have asked! Stop interrupting me!

As I was saying, I headed home after the whole ordeal with the people in suits. I came back to a yellow tape and Growlithes everywhere. I obviously cooperated with the police, but they seemed to lose their motivation when I mentioned the people in suits and the bitch that Nugget ate. After cleaning up the scene and giving me their condolences, they left me alone in an empty house, with my thoughts.

In all seriousness, I was in a pretty dark place. My fucking parents just died. It was all so sudden... I didn't even realize what had happened fully until I spent the night alone in my room. It was so fucking depressing. All of it. If it honestly wasn't for Nugget and my Mom's prized Pokemon I got back earlier keeping me company... I don't know what I would have done.

After that moderately sleepless night... I changed. I was a bit of a loser and didn't really care about being independent and becoming a trainer. My parents also didn't really want me to be one, especially my dad. They said I would take over the family bakery on my 16th birthday, and that being a trainer was a bit overrated.

So... I never tried. On the tests, exams, or practical evaluations. I just thought of dropping out of the Pokemon Academy when I turned 16...

Well, I guess life has a bit of fucked sense of humor. Now I'm stuck with a house, a moderately failing bakery, and a double funeral to plan. With the inheritance and my savings, I'll probably last... four months. Eight if I sell the bakery, but there's no way in hell I'm doing that. The only way I'm gonna survive this is... to finally try. Thankfully, I can take the exam every two months, and all my instructors seem to think I would make a good trainer. I personally don't see it, but its better than doing nothing.

Okay, no more moping. Time to catch up with the others.

END


A/N: Oh now that I'm back and possible doing this regularly again you fuckers actually reading this, hu-
Wait... I just confused myself on why I should be angry... fucking whatever. See y'all next week I guess.

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Lol sup

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Nun much, just chillin

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