I'll post the stuff that happens on DF here.
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This is the tale of one Tabul Zansongingish, a retired surgeon who lived alone in Cobaltown North, in a humble home in the residential area.
One day, he and his pet cat was taking a walk nearby the Granz Park when they came across a kobold thief!
The thief, panicking, attacked the old cat.
In one cruel blow, the cat was killed.
The old surgeon, upon seeing his beloved old friend slain so callously, let out a fell roar that echoed through the halls of the fortress, and charged forth, fists swinging!
There wasn't much left by the time the soldiers managed to get to Granz Park.