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Yom stood over Reina and cackled evilly. "SO, YOU ARRE THINKING OF CONQUERING I, THE EVIL GENIUS AZN WITH TWO INCH PENIS??"
At that moment, a turtle was thrown, hitting the evil azn mastermind straight on his protruding buckteeth!.
"RUNACY!. HOW DARRE YOU ATTARCK ME!" He screamed, as his prescription bottle-bottom glasses fell off.
"Not so fast!." A shapeshifting transgender warlock yelled, as she drew another turtle out of her armpit. "You will answer to my righteous fury! Prepare to-"
She was cut off by a desperate Yom grasping around for his glasses grabbing her penis.
"OHH!. WHAT IS THIS. SQUISHY, YET FIRRM-".
Yom did not get the chance to actually enjoy the cop-a-feel, as he was kicked about 200 metres by a seriously enraged transgender warlock.
"You think I'll let you live after that?" she screamed, slinging more turtles at the hapless azn mastermind. "JUST FUCKING DIE!"
At the last moment, when it seemed that the evil azn mastermind was going to be skewered by turtleshell, he quickly got up, dropped his pants and began to wiggle his hips - causing his balls to swing around and round, creating a MAGICKAL DEFENSE SHIELD OR SOME SHIT that deflected the turtles.
"HARR HARR HARR!. SIRRY RITTURRE TRRANSGENDER WARRROCK!. YOU WIRR NOT SRAY ME SO EASIRY!. I HAVE REARNED MUCH OF YOUR BATTRESTYRE IN CRAM SCHOOL SINCE OUR RAST BATTRE!."
The putrid, unwashed balls swinging around also had another unintended side effect - the whole arena was filled win noxious fumes, which will take hours to clear out. To be continued.
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Re: THE RETURRN OF TEH EVIRU 2INCH AZN PENIS
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