This is for you.


Link


Hope ya like it.

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And so, Parpol's loli harem began.

S’goin’ on man,

Dang ol’, name’s Boomhauer n’ tellyawhat, hate erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya’ll fat, dang ol’, dumbusdoorknobsyankees, talkinabout, spend errydamnsecondoftheday checkin out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout, damnwaste atime, yaskme, knowimsayin’?. For realman, anyo’ya’ll even, talkinabout, goin out to the club, getwhatimean, get somudatyaknow, WHOO WHOO, knowimsayinman? Talkinabout, y’know it IS purdyfun gettinon dang ol’ computer, and just click-click-click-click-click, thateasyman, gettinon the dang ol’ websites and just lookinatda dang ol’ picshas and bein’ like hehelookadis, man, knowimsayin, but tellyahwut, ya’ll takinittoofar, man, tellinya, too far.

Don’t be, talkinbout, beatinaroun a bush, juslike, bestraightuptalkinabouttellitlikeitis. Dangol’, juslookatme,man. Gotnoproblemso’erhere,man, tellyouhwut. Gotmeset o’ weights, knowimsayin, jusgetonthatb-b-benchpress, knowimsayin, juslike twohunderdthreehundered pounds, justbelike SOOPSOOPSOOP, dangol, like40repsaintnothin, turnarounddangol, getouttomyridesallyman, revituplike VROOMVROOMVROOM, dangol, built hermuhself, knowimsayinman? Watyou uptoman, dangolgettinonthecomputer, justlike, typetytype, talkinbout, nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwutman, dangol, gotme3rdgirlthisweek, tookherhome, knowimsayinman. (Talkinabout, gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction, knowimtalkinboutman? Justlikedangol, talkinbout, just like.. damn). Dangol, shouldbeashamed ayourselves. Tellyouhwutman, justtellinitlikeitis.

Dang’oltellinyahwut, clickclickchoosefilesearchpicture, itsme an’myrideman, knowimsayin?

Newpurple is a father now?!

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Who in their right mind would let me become a father?
EVERYONE,
now end of story.

I actually think newpurple would make a wonderfull father

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If I had a kid, I wouldn't really have time for him/her. Game programmers have so much work.

I'd hack into reality itself and create time for ya. That way, the Honored Name of the Parpol Clan will go on!.

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...I immediately thought of a really old ninja clan with lolipurple in the center.

I'm the reality hacker here

however, I haven't mastered OTHERS time yet

I don't have all the pieces yet

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there's one treasure chart leading to the piece, on the ghost ship, but you need the ghost ship map for it to not disappear when you approach it.

HEY FUCK YOU MAN YOU ARE NOT BOOMHAUER HELL YOU AINT EVEN TEXAN WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE YOUR TONGUE THROUGH YOUR BELLYBUTTON

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