where were you the day when hilary clinton went on permanent bitch mode?

in retrospect, is you the same fluffy that used to hang out with Sasamisa? those were some decent times back in the realms of 2006.

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Just remember to eat a lot of mango and pineapple that and the day prior. Trust me on this one.


Indeed, it is I. I also have to say that there was no one day for that. Mrs. Clinton has always been a thorn in my side. Then she became a meme.

I'm eating found candy. Delicious as fuck, yo. Today I ate a remade BLT that had been dropped on the floor.

*Assumes movie trailer voice posture*

In a world eight miles north of here, where sandwiches are made for the enjoyment of the mindless masses, a tragedy in the shape of four slices of bacon and six inches of Italian bread…

"씨발, 내가 떨어졌다."

…One man has the immune system to be able to eat anything off any floor…

"No worries, I got this."

…Little did he know that all was not well in the world of the pork belly sandwich…

"Where'd the forth slice go?"

*dramatic sliding screens of Koreans looking shocked followed by fluffy with his rape face*

"I'm making a melt anyway."

…The compelling story of the BLT that could have been…

"I'm going to put this in the cooler so it doesn't go bad."

"Ha! Oh wow, that made me smile."

…And the Subway Melt it became. Starring Richard Dean Anderson as The Manager…

"Is that ones of your hairs from when it was on the floor?"

…And 周曉涵 (Amanda Chou) as The Manager's wife…

"No~ That's been on the floor, how can you eat it?"

…With special guest appearance by Guy Fieri as fluffy…

"Deciduous."

…In the least anticipated YouTube Steam video of the winter:



Rated PG-13 for sexual themes and strong language.

I can tell you right now, you spend far too much effort on the sucking for you to actually enjoy the experience.

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where were you the day when hilary clinton went on permanent bitch mode?

in retrospect, is you the same fluffy that used to hang out with Sasamisa? those were some decent times back in the realms of 2006.

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Should I post some of my short stories? I've been thinking about it.

Today I grilled up a diced quarter of a kielbasa sausage, threw in some water, let the water absorb some of the flavor, put in two chicken flavored cup ramen (uncooked), let the ramen cook and threw in an egg and beat it real fast as it pouched. It was delicious. Like egg flower (egg drop) soup and ramen with tasty bits of sausage. Earlier today I had roast chicken flavored cup ramen with cheese (two slices of white American) and sriracha. That was delicious and sinus clearing.

You should, in the literature section.

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Today it snowed a lot. It's cold outside and people are angry about it like they've never seen snow in the middle of winter in Colorado.

I dropped my MP3 player today and the screen shattered causing it to forget how to turn on. I am somewhat inconvenienced by this but I have more from whence that came.

It has been seven days since I ordered my wire splices on Amazon with free 3-5 day USPS shipping and the adage holds true: you receive that for which you have paid. I paid $6.81 for 100 splices and nothing for expedient shipping.

I tried the new Frito Chicken Enchilada sandwich and the new horribly named flat bread thing that's not entirely un-pizza-like at work today. The sandwich was excellent and I recommend it to anybody looking for a good Mexican sandwich at Subway. The flat bread fuck was entirely too much effort and while it tasted close enough to what a real pizza might taste like on the same bread I found myself sick from cheese after eating it. I could barely stuff a foot of frito chicken shit down my gullet. In the end I wandered home after picking up a roll of quarters.

Today I decided to watch the adventures of tom sawyer from like 1940s or something. It was funny.
What else have I done?....

I drew stuff.

[Two years later.]

Today I woke up yesterday five hours late for work then clocked in before fucking off for an hour then made 21 "ball, nut" or nutballs as we call them at a thankless dead end machining job where I make, as a percentage, closer to minimum wage than when I worked at McDonald's.

I could have probably registered my second car today but I left the title at home so that was pretty much that. I also got my blood sucked and so if I did get my car registered I would pay using two cards and a fistful of cash I got from basically selling scraps of tech to local nerds. My Borderlands vault symbol keychain arrived today, it's very shiny and I like it a lot; I think I'm going to put my house key(s) on it.

so you skipped work yesterday and woke up today 5 hours late for today and hacked the clok-in machine to punch you in for yesterday and today. priceless. the fucking off only adds to the day's winage.

and to think on top of that you can boast that you make a product with the most epic pun name ever. "do you have nuts or balls? Both, I have nutballs, balls of brass good sir! polished to the Nth degree!"

the close to minimum wage thing sucks though, but it beats not having hours, can only go so far on $30 a month like my last US job. I was lucky to be able to afford the plane tickets out.

Today, I went to an interview for an English teaching position in china, truth be told it wasn't an interview for me but I accompanied someone to their interview because why the fuck not? I've finished several interviews yesterday and the day before etc. and every day before that and narrowed it down to 2 positions teaching kids, one in this city and one in another city, the one here has 24 hours a week but only pays 10500 (about $1,540) chinese yuan a month and I can leave when there is no work (no office hours), which is nothing to shake a fist at, the one at another city has 30 hours and 14000 chinese money a month (about $2,048) but has mandatory office hours.

I badly need to make monies after several months with 0 hours picking up change off the streets.. I found 0.2 yuan! and before that I had a short christmas data entry job which I got around 1k british pounds for, that was a win. but that money covered rent, food and part of the flight tickets back to china because my UK student visa expired. and before that, I had like 4 hours of work here in china part time at 300 yuan an hour so 1200 yuan which is like $176. for 3 months prior to that I made absolutely SOD ALL. and before that I whored myself out to experiments at the university (I believe I already talked about that here somewhere) and made like 30 to 60 pounds a week walking about 5 miles or so both ways cause fuck it if they want me to pay 1.5 pounds for the bus each way, the bus only costs 2 yuan here in china! , anyways the money I made from experiments paid some of the rent and went towards food.

I hope I can stop world hopping for a while, if I do I can make some cash. looks like I may need to hop soon though.. I need to go back to the USA to change my visa type before returning to work hopefully on a more permanent basis.

tomorrow I have my first part-time work in months. 1 hour with multiple students, I will be getting 500 yuan for that hour that is infuckingcredible pay ($73 for an hour). but after that everything will be a bit iffy and I need to go to hong kong in like 8 days and that will cost fuckwads of money just on the train subway and bus, probably no less than 1,500 yuan. at least the food is free for now, except we had been eating out lately from savings, but that stopped a few days back because we are poor again.

again, hours are important or a set salary, otherwise you can;t count on it. $73 an hour sounds good, but if I only have 1 hour a month... then, it's shit to count on.

Fluffy, you might do well to consider the place the US market will go to, if reps get in then it might get better, but hilary would fuck your shit out and charge you for it, sanders.. he's a communist, communism is ugly financially when it first sets in (and stays that way if it doesn't go anywhere positive), you know; north korea style. trump on the other hand... well lets see what happens things may go positive in the future and you may not have to leave, but if things go down the pooper fast I'd consider other markets or anarchy or a combination of the two.


EDIT: the one in this city just triedd to throttle me, saying it's now 40 hours a week. up thiers.

Edit 2: I go nuts if I have no me/dev time at least 3 times a week for a good 4 to 8 hours. even if it amounts to nothing, I just have too many ideas on my brain that if I don't pick them and try them out I feel like I'm shackled away from what I really want to do and go nuts.

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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HANZO DEFEATED KODACHI AND USHERED IN AN ERA OF JUSTICE?

Probably making fun of Shocksock's infatuation over said kodachi and being a bitch in most general directions.

My memory is absolutely terrible, though, so what do I know.

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BUT KODACHI STILL USED THE DOORKNOB AGAINST SHOCKSOCK. THUS THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE.

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Except it did. So fuck what the future wants.

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...Cyborg Shockshock and Old Hanzo sequel when?

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