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I'm kind of buzzed right now and I fucking need it.
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fluffy
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I'm kind of buzzed right now and I fucking need it.
Look, today was one of those Clerks level days—in case you haven't watched this ancient cult classic, he dies at the end—and I just need some fuckall. You know what you doing, take off every Zig.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOWINGLORIOUSTODDA.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
Wed May 04, 2016 9:20 pm
joshex
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Re: I'm kind of buzzed right now and I fucking need it.
Those bastards! they got me too.
you know who I'm talking about. "them".
I missed my flight because they made the time you have to be there ahead of time to get tickets 45 minutes instead of 30. then I frantically tried to find other options and was sold another ticket by a douche who knew it was below 45 minutes already.
oh and they made me leave my luggage on the bus by distracting me with their slow moving shit.
got my luggage back and am going on a flight tomorrow morning. because fuck sanity.
I'm gonna make sure I get 3 in-flight meals just to piss'em off.
oh and I think someone ate a cookie in texas... I can sense it.
LIME!!!
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Thu May 05, 2016 6:09 am
fluffy
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Re: I'm kind of buzzed right now and I fucking need it.
I don't remember what this thread was about and I'm not reading my own post to remember.
They (the them) suck a dick. That's why I keep a luggage lugged in case I'm getting cased.
_________________ In just under one-thousand eight-bit bytes I have to confer some glorious shrine to myself by means of text, images, hyper links, embeded flash compositions and possibly formatting. I could abuse this easily. Ten hour clips on youtube embeded in a single vertical stack. Multi-megapixel long transparent GIFs causing scrollbar hell. Nuero-linguistic programs that fuck your mind like a fresh squid. Eye raping color schemes using ascii full-width blocks. Images or links to images of things that can not be unseen. Anything called "epilepsy" dot SWF. This is what I want to do. I am not a good person. I just know that would be a flagrant display of disrespect. I'll wait until I can get away with it. NOWINGLORIOUSTODDA.O.! fluffco™ LLC takes no responsibility for anything, ever, at all, under any circumstances and is entirely fictional outside Colorado.
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