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Red
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Enter: Red
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Wed May 25, 2016 11:12 pm |
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SomebodyElse
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Re: Enter: Red
Funny thing is, I took one look at the username, thought to myself, "This is a Pokemon fan. This person also probably has a profile pic of Red and is naming themselves after Red."
I was correct. However, to cover myself I also say, "This person, if not naming themselves after the Pokemon character, are naming themselves such due to a personal quality or feature."
Either way, welcome. Tell me more about yourself. I must come to understand you.
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Thu May 26, 2016 12:56 am |
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Red
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Re: Enter: Red
well i am many things, i like to draw, to music, to dance dance, well fuck this i am your new god. worship me or not, you are all sinners and must be punished. Goodbye
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Thu May 26, 2016 1:28 am |
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Pantsman
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Re: Enter: Red
Third try.
Will you win?
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Thu May 26, 2016 7:04 am |
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LordofFlames
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Re: Enter: Red
We shall see how long you last new person. New people have a tendency to....... not have what it takes.
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Thu May 26, 2016 1:11 pm |
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n0th1n
Level 19
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Re: Enter: Red
Now the question you have to ask yourself: Do YOU have what it takes...
to kill a cyborg?!
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Thu May 26, 2016 8:24 pm |
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Red
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Re: Enter: Red
sure?
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Thu May 26, 2016 10:10 pm |
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KingGMY
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Re: Enter: Red
Oh look, a newfag found him/her/itself on the weird part of the internet.... and almost has 50 post!?!?! How is this possible?
*Looks at date joined*
Oh, well that make more sense.
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Sat May 28, 2016 6:52 pm |
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n0th1n
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Re: Enter: Red
Do you have what it takes to kill THREE cyborgs?
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Sat May 28, 2016 6:53 pm |
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fluffy
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Re: Enter: Red
Fucking communist. I spit on you brooms and piss on your eyebrows; they are weak like you. Let no feather go unruffled as you are molested by goats in the night. I set your arms on fire that you must hide the scars of your shame.
I hate your every organ and lament your bones. You shall rue having blood and only by its letting shall you repent.
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Sat May 28, 2016 10:05 pm |
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joshex
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Re: Enter: Red
and now I shall take a few hours to teach you the secrets of the never-ending-sentence-long-winded-sir-post-alot post (which is kinda simple really when using tactics like this with parentheses and words like when, how, why, who, in, if and so on at the intermission point where there would normally be a period to avoid the sentence coming (not quite like you came when you fapped but similar) to a full stop in the actual sentence) if you have the balls to read this massive shit post of a 10 minute or greater spoken sentence while you peel coconuts with bare scissors wrapped in plastic (like those little nifty souvenirs in trend shops right next to the checkout isle because thats where they get their customers because we all know their dumb shit never sells and all their designers should be hacked into little pieces and flushed down a drain) from the sheer boredom and mindfuckery of trying to find meaning in this mad rambling and when you print something on the outside of it (bring in the previous part about coconuts) like the word 'and' without quotations all by itself with no actual reason for doing so (because that would be silly when giving an explanation for things just ruins the mystery) when you happen to come upon a leprechaun in the middle of a jizz-fest and say hello (see how I linked this shit together with the word and? yeah that's your explanation bitch) to his second cousin (bring in another topic and begin to divulge about it) who is adamant about the way his shoes stay shiny and clean like (the interjection of the comparison) the pocket pussy he keeps tucked under his sheets for rainy nights when (there it is again the question remark to link the sentence together) girls with red public hair who (we have now introduced another person down the line, switching the course of the sentence without coming to a full stop and using a question word to link, this is the real magic of the never ending sentence, I have heard some ladies here in china go on for 2 hours without a single fullstop in their mad ramblings not a single interjection point in their long winded sentence that is more like a rant to tell you how to live your life, and is meant to wear you down so that you not only agree with them to exit the lecture but have their view (however, wrong backwards, superstitious or outdated) burned into the fibers of your gray matter) that like their chests rubbed (breasts or not) like sultry forest nymphs who eat corn bread in the eve before the great cumfest-o-rama that takes place when great wangs of mass proportion are hewn from the trees of birklore forest if they are green on the outside and are reflective showing the clear twisted imagery which makes any sight look like it's a massive cock wreathed in tinfoil close to saint patrick on a midwinter'sday in the halls of Elborn the third of the great sex elf tribe of fucklore which inhabits the north woods of the siccamore forest called nymphdone on a beautiful morning in (description links to description links to description, links to link, links to description) paradise where the wise fool asscottington reads spammy poetry to the great king of the trolls schwoopy loopy while he takes a bath in clear pristine troll juice with troll soap bubbles made from the fats of cows (there are no cows in the troll pit) that have grassed on the grain which grows from the dirt at the bottom of the troll pit on a saturday right after drunks from the human world come home with mad undecipherable mutterings that are probably a lot more lewd than they sound in the morning when ('in' is a lovely word) cheesecakes are flying through the sky unabated because a bakery somewhere in a parallel dimension exploded when the chief officer accidentally a portal to our world into the main generator that sang like a clean brisk sound of a spring flowing through the forest in the morning except it was in a canyon ('except' is a lovely phrase use to change the subject by negating what has been said or applying rules onto it which is what I'm doing here) where the mad red Oni women were madly raping passing men for booze after a drought caused by the drink and fuck party they had for the past 5 months which ended promptly when their excessive mindnumbing drunkeness had clouded their minds into a state of superhorniness which produced the end result where someone noticed the lack of booze and screamed at the top of their lungs in terror as if they were (as if is a lovely little interjection it allows you to continue describing the same topic while refining the meaning) trained to scream during the mass orgasms of ecstasy that they had just partaken of in the night of that day where the grass was green and eaten by fat goats that were near ready to harvest for the great feast of takoorbur where great hordes of Neko will come to beg for their 'milk' from fat swollen erect pingases which smell of a salty musty scent from the mass unwashed unfettered sex they had been engaged in over the past moons without end to the mad nature of the swaying of bodies and hips like a crimson piston pounding white dough used for making bread or cakes or doughnuts or bagels whereas (that lovely word 'whereas' it allows you to continue the sentence without end which changing the subject and when your sentence is as long as this one there is no knowing to which point in the sentence you are actually switching from, by this point for example it's nigh a reset or the original topic, I could continue with absolutely anything, and the content of what I continue with will determine the point in this massive spam sentence that I am backtracking to) when the nekos come for milk it's more like a big hotdog swallowing contest where the winner is awarded a salty bitter cream like the stuff you find at the bottom of a 4 month of milk carton which grew a nasty mold in the fridge or pantry or cubord or freezer whereas when leprechauns peel the coconuts with scissors wrapped in plastic themselves they always have the uncanny ability to make them into a fine pair of gentlemen's shoes which will never wear out or break or crease where as when I shit post I really really shitpost because I know what the fuck I'm talking about because because is a wonderful word for continuing massive spam sentences that never seem to end when you are screaming "please someone save my eyes" or "my head can't wrap around the actual fuck of a meaning this fucking post was getting at what the fuck" when you read my sentence and can;t stop because your eyes and brain are train to wait till this shit comes to a full stop in order for you to stop like that notion in your brain that you can keep pounding your crotch all day till sunday but when you are seeing flowing red it's time to stop.
639 fh$ for 1 sentence. I like how I ended that, "red it's time to stop"
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Sun May 29, 2016 8:50 am |
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Orange Juice Jones
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Re: Enter: Red
I can blow bubbles with my spit
I will also hate fuck you with a pile of dirty dishes
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Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:57 pm |
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arch_enemy
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Re: Enter: Red
silly ace (otherwise known as dietcoke) you aren't fooling anyone anymore (except ojj it seems)
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Sat Jul 09, 2016 7:33 pm |
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Orange Juice Jones
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Re: Enter: Red
What? No one can fool me
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Cthulhu, Lilith, Della! Blood, to you all!
I'm the wolf, yeah! I am the wolf! It's close, it's coming. You have come. The witness to the end, of time. It's now! I will rise to her side! I don't need the words! I'm beyond the words!
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Sun Jul 10, 2016 5:10 pm |
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Odin Anarki
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Re: Enter: Red
Red is good, Red is bread, Red likes his brains full of lead.
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